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hi butters

>Letting Butters make the thread

I would be feckin delighted if Monaco were to twin the whole thing, desu

this fucking ref/match

This fucking ref

It'd be wonderful

ref wut r u doin

I've signed a canadian winger and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it

>this ref

Absolutely based ref.

*boos intensify*

lel

>not letting fabinho take it

Link to monaco v city stream pls?

what a shit pen desu

Willy is the best pen keeper in the world desu

It's because he angles his bald head to shine the light in the takers' eyes

You seem upset user.
Here, have a cookie.

The best regen I've ever seen was a fucking leaf

So don't worry about it.

>Not Diego Alves

Stupid Englishmen don't understand anything about football, don't even bother correcting them

>DRAGovič

Dragovic what the fuck why are you such a fucking mule?

>subasic

Are you bravo in disguise?

Aguerooooooooooo

good job subasic, he knows I bet on the draw

that fucking keeper lmao

Wow, so FM Goalkeepers are realistic after all

FALCAO KOEKOEK

FOR FUCK'S SAKE

>tfw Sterling a and Sane are the best players on your team

AHAHAHAHAH

poor stones stood no chance against the tiger

Duno what you're talking about Stones has set up two goals

>Stones is worth 50m la

>Stones

stones should kill himself

Fuck you Dan

That's true, Stones is incredible. His ability to create space fantastic.

He just said Bacardi Sagna

Stones is unironically the biggest flop in PL history.

50 millions pounds for that shit.

SUPER-JOLLE

GG WP PATHETICO IS OVER

>the city of city

>I have no idea what I'm doing

>swats ball straight at teammate's knee
>teammate credited with OG

guys, I am so happy for Falcao. He got such a bad rep in England but he always tried really hard. I hope this redeems him somewhat

>Super-Jolle enters the pitch
>Neverkusen scores seconds later

Coinkidinky? I think not.

>tfw I was the one who posted that image for the first time

Quite a lot of (You)s

>falcao bullying stones

lmao

the city salt will be immense

Honestly, who doesn't bully Stones? He's a scrawny ugly little shit, looks like a kid I would have bullied in school

The ref is literally the best player that Monaco have. Disgraceful performance overall.

pep will kill someone

Mbappe is #fukkensik

How good is he in FM17?

even aguero knew i bet on the draw man

Hmm but all the media said Pep 'the genius' would turn him into one of the best ball playing defenders in the world. They couldn't all be wrong and Pep is being found out to not be the mastermind everyone thought right?

not sure exactly but definitely wonderkid

you get a card and you and you get a card

>this game

>Worst season I have ever seen as a City fan

I hope you get your money my friend

Stones definitely has potential still. But Jesus Christ he is shit, and hasn't progressed almost at all in the last two years.

I actually rate this ref. Think he's had a good game and I like how he doesn't take any shit

fug

I want to kill myself

ENGLAND'S BRAVE JOHN STONES

Jesus christ this game

I always rated Stones. Best English player of all time.

Fuck Johnny Stones desu

I'm praying for you my spaghetti friend

>You are now aware John Stones is not a defender but a striker

stones has transcended meme status

Only joking lads, he's England's future

dubs and this ends 4-4

I don't get the massive circlejerking over Mbappe, the guy is fucking average and his only real skill is running really fast

When did Yaya become a great player again? He has been one of the better City players this game..

Meh.

Buyern got him for 35M.

Reckon it's because he is 18, times his runs very well, passes well, works hard and knows how to score.

Seriously Art, do you watch football?

...

>ever replying to fart

>French """""""football"""""""

thanks man, keep praying

jesus christ

monaco you idiots

I didn't pray hard enough.

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fuck you falcao

That means fucking nothing. Scoring is a streaky thing in real life. According to your logic, people should lose their shit over garbage players like Rashford, but I guess United fans already do that.

I fucking hate the "he's very good for his age" meme, people always expect people to grow linearly. Players polish their game and become more effective at what they do but their fundamental skillsets don't change, and I see nothing in Mbappe that makes hiim a special player.

this is fairly mental

Why on earth did Monaco stop tight marking the CMs? They completely prevented City from going through the middle the entire first half. Look at how open Silva is in that goal...

This same city team could only score twice vs bournemouth who are shocking defensively

>at least 14 goals in 2 CL knock-out matches
is this the 1950s?

EL NINO TORRES EL NINO TORRES EL NINO TORRES EL NINO TORRES EL NINO TORRES EL NINO TORRES

Lmao neverkusen

I didn't say he is the second coming of Torres. I just explained to you why people get excited about him.

Sometimes you're just really thick Art.

reminder to filter germany

But it's retarded to get excited about players like him or Pulisic. They might've already peaked for all we know

I agree, getting really excited about over pacy wingers who dribble well isn't the smartest thing, usually they don't pan out.

However I definitely understand why people circlejerk around him. It's exciting to see a young player play well on a high level.

You can't win anything with kids

Tell that to the class of '87 JJK U-19 team.

Congratulations to butters for getting pretty close on his CL predictions

>it's retarded to not be a cynical prick all the time

Why must you be so rude? I have feelings too, you know.