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nazi edition

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Howe Ling.

Ah yes, was waiting for this. They always salvage the simplicity of any game by emphasizing its mechanical "depth." If getting an edge becomes training your mouse clicking speed then you're not playing a good game.

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Tell me your best & funniest Nazi joke

I agree with this.

I don't believe in god

First the worst, second the best, third the one with the hairy chest

What's your level /brit/

too old

What's your motto?

>If getting an edge becomes training your mouse clicking speed then you're not playing a good game.

What is a good game then? What does it involve?

Can't think of any good Multiplayer PvP game that you don't get an edge on by training your accuracy/aim/clicking speed

fuck it

i have a tattoo that says 'live love laugh'

golden chest

If you can't be first be last because everyone else is a loser and there's no point expending your energy.

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>Can't think of any good Multiplayer PvP game that you don't get an edge on by training your accuracy/aim/clicking speed
The older Halos were a good example of FPSs that didn't rely on the most primitive dedication to mechanical skill rather than interesting gameplay. You're right, but for CS:GO, that is the entirety of getting an edge over players.

Alright fat twat lmao

True but
>console

>tfw you will never play Halo CE on computer LAN with your mates ever again

just bought a jumper with my surname on it that i found on a facebook advertisement

"I have little, I want for nothing. All my treasure lies in Minervas tower."
not mine but i like it.

are you a 40 year old woman?

Should I get lynx black or lynx africa? Tossing up between them

god i hope i didnt waste all the mary jew anna last night
bf will be out of the house so i can finally smoke and watch porn for a few hours

"sure, why the fuck not"

heil hitler

i think my mum has this written on her kitchen wall

i think my mum has this written just above her arse

work

dont be late wagie

be yourself

it's already tuesday

I wish I was 17 again. Not a care in the world. I was looking forward to my 1st year at university, away from home. It was a great year. Some things I would have done differently, but I don't regret it one bit.

yeah me too i was bumming the 17yo bf when i was 18
nothing better than teenage sex

cat just puked 3 times lads. had to clean it up straight after eating my porridge. was all stringy and evil smelling and disgusting

Bit gay

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nothing gay about 2 men bumming lad

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couldn't fatham owning a pet and having to clean up all the nasty shit it does and feed it that revolting petfood

you can go to a mate's place and play with their dog or go to a park and get all the benefits without having an oversized parasite living in your home

playing stardew valley haha

bought that for the gf a few weeks ago, top game apparently

tfw no sandnigger gf

cats are alri if it has a way to let itself outside, like a cat flap.

got recommended by some /brit/ lads the other day. it's unreal desu, most relaxing game i've ever played

The pound note means fuck all unless you get out there and earn it your self. Most of you just sit back in apathy. And I mean, yeah alright you know, you’ve got your PlayStations and your internet and your mobile phones.

But that’s nothing. That’s just smack for your generation in my eyes. I mean, you’ve got two choices. You either sit back and let it happen, or you stand up and make your voice be heard. I mean, look at your history. Your hippies, your punks, your skinheads, northern soul, rockers, acid heads, ravers. We had a voice. Where is the voice for your generation?

Now, I. I was a proper raver. Clubs where our churches. It was a religion. We didn’t just sit back and let it happen, know what I mean?

Carpe diem, Seize the day.

was it me? i was posting the other day about how i was waiting for it to go on sale on steam, which it still hasn't bloody done

the nice bits outweigh the annoying and disgusting bits though

no matter how hard we try, we'll never be as cool as generation x or even the baby boomers

pound notes were gone years before raves

>Where is the voice for your generation?
right here in /brit/ haha

the pound is worth quite a bit actually

Lovely weather

do I just drop video games and start lifting lads I can't take being skinnyfat anymore

Quite the response for a youtube comment I copied and pasted.
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jesus christ weed is potent these days

in high school i'd slam billy after billy and be fine but now i smoke one joint and i'm fucked

You actually did it, you absolute madman.

Fug
Hate the rainy season
Love pints

never listen to anyone who has a regional non-rp british accent

My mate gave me a spliffs worth in the UK when I visited last year, a few tokes and I spent the night monged out watching youtube videos about bees. Just stupidly strong.

think you bought it up then a yank mentioned how it was similar to harvest moon

very good game desu

you'll feel better for it and you achieve literally nothing playing games with all your spare time

yeah gets a bit stressful when you're trying to get all the shit you need for the town hall though since certain things only appear during certain seasons and soforth

penny best girl btw

might reorganise my Sup Forums folder

*blocks your path*

dude weed lmao

off to work lads

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found a choon in another thread

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF _________

Fill in the blanks.

well good morning

I am on my way to the UK for my wedding to a lovely Brit girl. I will meet all her extended family home are very brutish she says. Any customs I should know about?

>old games i played as a child were more fun than new games i play as an adult

Oh well I am shocked, please, tell me more

Don't even get high from weed anymore, just need it to function normally

Ever thought you have a problem mate?

Very British*

>me too

pic related: a successful /brit/ meetup

>Deano gets his hair cut once a week

Interesting, interesting.

It's customary when being lead somewhere by her parents (or anyone older, superior etc.) for you to say "tally-ho"

For example:
Dad: user, let me show you the airing cupboard.
You: Tally-ho!

Ditto

yeah accidentally misjudged growing blueberries by one day and missed them for the town hall hahaha that's all i need for that room.

havent looked for a gf yet tho, that's 2nd year problems

*the /brit/ stage is rocked by an explosion*
*through all the smoke you hear my theme start to play*
to protect the planet from babestation
to unite all poopoos within our nation
to denounce the evils of donald drumpf
to extend our reach to the stars, harrumph
rosy
jim
heem rocket blast off with our shirts from gap
surrender now or prepare to scrap
maisie thats that

Isn't that for fox hunting desu?

i sniggered.

need to go to the doctor i think

Nice dubs mate, good luck will come

It originated from fox hunting but has since adapted to a traditional standard of respect.

start with cardio

you'll prob become a skelly but feel 100x better

smoked a joint in amsterdam but didnae get high

is it possible to smoke it incorrectly? not a dudeweed guy

You probably didn't inhale it correctly.

>Phimolad gets his hair cut once a decade

Interesting, interesting.

>You probably didn't inhale it correctly.

Or at all, how do you inhale something incorrectly

yeah tried to make sure it went into my lungs

fucked it somehow

It's very sensitive down there but sometimes the bush has to go

how often should you cut your hair to normie standards? once a month?

partially.
next time, after you've taken a drag, take in a breath of air.

depends on your style and how fast your hair grows.

Can confirm this.

I use it when I am about to arrive while performing in the bedchamber.