lonesome dove edition
/cum/
isint cum dead often around these hours?
tfw no gf
NEED a Quebecois gf
I'm gonna try and actually sleep tonight
wish me luck
>tfw you want to join something.
Stop
liking
asian
whores
Yes
looking for a gf(f) but a gf(m) is fine too
in about an hour usually
Dr Steinberg,
I'm Hitler
good night.
what the fuck
alcohol had part in this?
You prefer bald ""lesbian"" whores?
/cum/ is an anime friendly general
girl you just don't realize
what you do to me
This is solid advice.
Oregon and Quebec are tied by fate
tfw no qt nerd gf (FEMALE)
no it isnt
Do NOT trust Asian women
the gf
RIDI PAGLIACCIO
>live in country full of these
>don't have one
is 60k to live in the SF bay area feasible?
the goal
>FeliSHITTY
when you hold me
in your arms so tight
>persona
my friendship has ended with you
sure, as long as you dont plan to live in SF, Palo alto, berkeley, emeryville, or north oakland
>having a feminist gf
enjoy getting pegged
fuuhk you dewd
i though you were aware of my favorite weeb games
you let me know
everythings alright
correct
incorrect
>>FeliSHITTY
>those accents
Ah yes, Californians.
tfw thermal expansion.
betcha she's actually a bottom
You are in fact a faggot and an unamerican loser if you haven't seen or read lonesome dove
/brit/?
more like..
wait for it
waait for it
waaait for it
WAAAAIT FOR IT
MORE LIKE /shit/!
AAAAAAAAHAAAAAHHAAH
I dont have an accent
EXCELLENT post
This is why the 2nd amendment is important
>take public policy class
>surprised the book doesnt push the women get paid 78 cents for every dollar a man ears for the same job and work meme
>explains it's the total earnings and that it has more to do with women choosing to work in lower paying jobs generally
>go to class and professor says that this part of the textbook is false and to disregard it
>doesnt refute it or anything
The absolute state of american education
lt dan
guess she likes pegging in the cowboy posiiton
i like /brit/
far superior to you chicano runts
Get me nerd pussy
you have a lisp
technically everybody has an accent
>friend brags his white gf moved with him
>she literally is a guy wearing a wig and skirt
See title.
Think: Bet it was a black child.
Check thread.
Yup.
Cop is a coward and hopefully justice will be served upon him. I'm not confident in that however.
Emma is pure
grim
come to finland
youtu.be
Emm, excuse me?
lies
>Mexico
>Emma is pure
Is this him?
of course she is
*lieth
*walks into thread*
*blocks your path*
lewd.
stoppit
Infuriating
*blocks your front*
purest maiden coming through desu
why do waitpeoblll fall for the jewish lies everytime
VAMOOOS A BAILAAAAAAR ALGO QUE ESTA PERRON TODA LA GENTE BRINCA DE EMOCION
Eh? You've never seen a tiny dick before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! I-I-It IS just a canlde of muscles and pee , ya know! Does it really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how it goes up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze it too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my boipussy too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
that's a Sup Forums whore tho
@latvia
Another bird hit my window. It's just sitting on the ground now, immobile and breathing heavily.
Why does this make me feel more sad than the gorillians of syrians getting bombed?
Where the fuck do you live
abhorrent
no
ill look for some picture of "her"
this is the epitome of mexican avant garde youtube.com
put something up in your mirror so the birds dont fly into it, like a picture of a goose
>soviet propoganda
@leafistan
This time instead of being the weed I'm going to merely coexist with it
what is there two of them
or is he doing a ruse again
Yeah, I was planning on getting an insect screen tomorrow.
gonna leave this random file here
what if they like geese
...
He is a newbie i guess.
Bug dong worry, ghe high quality of my posts should be enough to distinguish me.
it look like Sup Forums satire to be somewhat honest.
>In this classroom there are no rules
drumpf btfo
wow no one likes indians
we must be too redpilled
ok
Why did they make one for latinos and a separate one for undocumented immigrants.
lets not fool ourselves.
you dont believe me dont you -,-
I have a friend whose name is yatin and he's from that place
you typed Sup Forums twice
yes
I mean walls
Damn it