Guy explains something and says ''anymore questions?''

>Guy explains something and says ''anymore questions?''
>retard character raises hand
>guy already knows what the retard want to ask and instantly answers it

these movie tropes threads are insufferable.

>hard to shoot eventful scene happens off screen

They're more about farming (You)s and signaling to the other tourists from r9k & pol than anything else.

>user posts a thread using a frog image
>greentexts common film trope

>hating on r9k & pol
for real? Racism and lonelyness are esentiall to Sup Forums culture. Fuck of to reddit if you have anything against it, newfag

>Character confronts another character
>"Oh yeah, you and what army"
>*Camera pans up to reveal a large group of people behind character*

>shh! do you hear that?
>hear what?
>exactly!

Sup Forums culture is about contrarianism, no racism and lonelyness.
It's natural for people on non-shit boards to hate shit boards like Sup Forums and /r9k/ just as it's natural for Sup Forums to hate shitskins.

>Thread about movie tropes on Sup Forums
>OP uses green frog that is neo nazi symbol of alt right

is mayonnaise an instrument?

>"We'll have to hack into the mainframe"
>*Pulls out a Macbook*
>*Randomly mashes buttons*
>"We're in"
>"How did you-"
>"I designed it"

Liberals and normies arent welcome here. You have to be seriously mentally left behind if you think Sup Forums is an issue - the issue are people like you bringing up Sup Forums whenever you dislike something - just like redditors do. So I kindly ask you to go back where you came from, cause you dont fit in here

I'm so triggered by the use of an evil nazi frog picture that this is now a How I Met Your Mother thread. I didn't post pic of that problematic show, however, because I don't want to objectify women or promote images of white men.

Why won't these stormderps leave us to rot in our little shit nest?

>mfw

t. Guy who has been here since 2014

>can you hack it?
>yeah give me 5 minutes
>you've got 4

>*Couple starts getting in an argument*
>*Finally sort out their differences*
>*Awkward pause*
>*Cuts to them fucking under the bedsheets*

>he hacks it in 3

>le ebin IM AND olDFAg meme!! u soooo new!XD
Can you newfag any more obvious?

>Liberals and normies arent welcome here.
Fuck off. Despite what your deluded /r/donaldtrump friends tell you Sup Forums isn't just a right wing circlejerk.
>So I kindly ask you to go back where you came from, cause you dont fit in here
I grew up browsing /n/, Sup Forums and /r9k/. At some point either I matured or the boards got worse, and I realised they were shitty circlejerks. Literally the place I come from is the boards I'm caling shit.

Name 5 movies that have done this

>liberals
>normies
>r9k
>pol
>newfag
>accusing others of being a redditor
These are all signs of people who are fresh of the boat and think they're cool because they've stopped posting on Sup Forums and started posting on Sup Forums

>Racism and lonelyness are esentiall to Sup Forums culture
You sound like a newfag redditor trying to fit in.

t. newfag redditor?
Wrong, the most obvious sign is complaining about pol or r9k
What is circlejerked on r9k? It's a random board without shemale porn and more discussion, admittedly with a depressing undertone

Name one (1) thing wrong with r9k, I'll wait.

>main character screams in pain after killing an ennemy that fucked with him during the entire movie/serie/franchise

>"Ok guess we've got to go to plan B"
>"What's plan B?"
> "This"

>t. newfag redditor?
Stop using memes to fit in man, it's pathetic.
>the most obvious sign is complaining about pol or r9k
How is complaining about Sup Forums a sign that you've started browsing Sup Forums? This level of reading comprehension is what I've come to expect from you retards.
>What is circlejerked on r9k?
Haven't visited it in a while, but from what I remember the whole board is about 5 different threads
>the femanon shitpost
>the wah I'm a virgin thread
>the racebait thread
>the SJW/Women/boogymen hate thread
>the trap/tranny thread
>the fapbait thread
Everyone who posts is competing to demonstrate how much more fucking pathetic they are than everyone else.
see above

>polack ruins another thread because he has to defend his echochamber
Worst kind of episode

>what's plan B?
>run!

Are you retarded? That's is no ''circlejerk''. Tell me one board which doesnt consist of ~6 different posts which get spammed over and over again (excl. news and similar boards). Every second thread on Sup Forums is cunny shit, movie clichees, Bane, capeshit bait etc..., /fa/ is a bunch of generals, Sup Forums is nvidia vs amd and coding shit etc.

Also, Sup Forums has a lot of the posts above to
>the racebait thread
Idris Elba spam
>the SJW/Women/boogymen hate thread
Ghostbusters, Oceans 7 etc + Amy Schumer shitposts
>the fapbait thread
Are you implying theres a single board where pretty women arent posted on?

>You're gonna have to trust me
>How do I know I can trust you?
>You don't

frog.jpg

>Teacher: "Does anyone have any questions?"
>Entire class raises their hand
>"Teacher: "That doesn't have anything to do with __________?"
>Entire class lowers their hand

>'you and what army?'
>'this army.'

>posting cuck James when he's unkeked himself

>leldditor newfag getting this butt hurt everyone exposed him as a newfag


Lol

>posting anything cuck at all past 2015

>*tap tap tap*
>i'm in

>100 badguys surround hero
>they fight him one by one

>woman is introduced
>man makes a sexist joke or remark
>woman kicks his ass or BTFO's him

This thread is a fucking shambles

>Fat character is a complete slob

no you utter retard

Uhh, ableist much?

>character finishes long speech on their plan
>comedick sidekick who wasnt paying attention: "so whats the plan?"

>villian finally captures hero
>villian talkes for 10 minutes
>just as he wants pulls the trigger the hero gets rescued

>hacking scene
>big flashing ACCESS DENIED covers 50% of the screen

>le lazy short insecure reply + ironic lol

newfag fuckin btfo, bet he can't even triforce

>they are hacking the fbi
>5 new windows popping up every second while they smash random keys
>access granted

>Bad guys chasing hero on roofs
>Hero jumps ten stories into trash container
>Walks away completely unharmed

>Can you do it?
>I need a full team and three weeks
>You have 13 seconds
>I'm already done

dumb redditfrogs

>Character A explains something using hard science, legal jargon, or whatever
>Character B: "In English, please!"

I find it annoying on movies when they're hacking and using windows at all and not a cmd prompt or coding.

>main character posts frog
>bad guys go apeshit

>open frogposting thread
>it ain't reddit starts playing

>give me 2 days
>you got a week, take your time

>Final gun confrontation between protag and villain
>They point their guns at each other
>*gun shot*
>Side-character from earlier made the shot

>Racism and lonelyness are esentiall to Sup Forums culture.
Why don't I see pissbottle threads anymore then?

im saving this pepe, just fyi

>it wasnt even difficult to understand in the first place

dumb quoteposter

Save it!, its all yours my friend

>negro specimen walks on screen
>hip hop music starts playing

Dumb nazi frog posters

buld wal pedro

>character begins to scream out in anger
>suddenly cuts to birds on a telephone wire flying away

>01:33:28 - You're sure you can fly this thing?
>01:33:30 - Of course I can. I designed it.

>characters who never eat, sleep, drink ever

Wait. Liberals actually exist? Or are you just baiting me rn

>what's plan B?
>that WAS plan B!

>character is walking around the mart looking all around
>suddenly he stops and sneaks purposefully towards a young girl
>he stands in the immediate proximity waiting
>parents turns around
>character face starts glowing as he turns his rear towards the girl
>character lets go off a silent yet deadly fart
>he leaps away hurryingly to not be caught by the parents
>the character looks at the girl puking all over the floor as the parents are frozen in shock and confusion

>series set in space
>all of the show is shot inside convenient set of spaceship interior
>most of show is characters insode ship talking to each other

>IN ENGLISH DOC

Name five movies where this happens.

Every single one of these happen in Citizen Kane.

>that's not a pineapple, that's my grandpa

every fucking time

This happened on halt and catch fire last night

>character fumbles for the light switch
>finally finds it and flicks it on
>the monster is revealed to be in the same room

>character being held hostage
>2 bad guys holding character on either arm
>main bad guy punches him
>"pfffff... kid is that all you... got?"
>bad guy sighs and turns around slowly
>turns around really fast and punches character, knocking him out

>
>looking for the monster
>character opens door
>sees monster
>monster and character stare at each other
>character closes door
>"find anything?"
>"nope"

>Person being question/interrogated/tortured
>"I don't know what you're talking about"

Every. Fucking. Time. There literally isn't another response.

>Watching a movie
>A trope happens

>Everyone is trying to think of a plan.

>Person A: Um hey guys, why don't we try thi-
>Person B: Come on everyone, think of something!
>Person A: Well um, I have an idea. We do this thing and then-
>Person B: Does anyone have an idea?
>Person A: We can do this, it might wor-
>Person C: Hey! Why don't we do this thing?
>Person B: Person C, you're a genius!