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>fingolian rape baby pretends to be aryan edition

hmm

feet are freezing but when i put my slippers on they get hot and start to sweat
real dilemma lads

>I love dance music!

awww really sweatie? well then who's this? :) don't worry ill wait

>punches scotland
ahh yes

Would like to lick Maisie's bumhole, 2bh

>want gf
>wank
>cum
>realise I dont want to be wagecuck/regular cuck for some dumb bitch

reminder to cum before you do anything important in ur life

i've been into house music for like 2 years now but now it's full of poseurs

cut your feet off

got my hair cut like bobby today

looks surprisingly alri

just put one on

are you the rorke?

i wonder if life in the ukraine was better under post-stalin soviet rule

of course they were poor and treated like shit by the russians even after stalin died but at least they had law and order, functioning infrastructure, etc

now parts of the ukraine rival iraq and syria in terms of lawlessness
theyve got frequent bank robberies, kidnappings, arson, and armed gangs roving the streets... really seems quite abysmal

No that's me

Why did all the Kennedys have wonky eyes?

fuck everyone in this thread

Erm sweetie I'm pretty sure that's me

i am white

they're irish

oi Bruce

thoughts on FriendlyJordies?

think he's a pretty funny bloke Tbh

You can tell you're a JF from a mile away.

Stuck my finger up the gf's bumhole in the shower

I'm a Radical Centrist me

Just JFK and Bobby really. Ted seemed normal

Bf loves him, I think he's pretty funny sometimes but he needs to stop ranting about climate change at literally any given opportunity. I just don't give a shit about climate change when im in the mood to watch the kinda stupid shit he creates and he needs to pick his moments to bring it up if its important to him.

Sometimes just wanna watch shit and have a laugh and feel like im being lectured all of a sudden. He's pretty cute though, he used to be a model.

Yeah talented dude and has made some hilarious stuff. Bit too much of a gommie at times though.

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hmm ah yes

Demonstrating my new gimmick in exactly 5 minutes

just sound some old photos of my local area

bit weird lads

willy got hard to a picture of liz hurley on Sup Forums

good lad

willy got hard to a picture of paris jacksons feet on reddit

my local

He was literally paid by trade unions to push Labor party messages in the 2016 election
Not a fan

Gonna move to an Anglo country as a skilled immigrant soon. The only question is Australia or Canada?

state of ya

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Can't wait

New Zealand

laughable

Australia please

>expecting me to type that into my URL bar

shan't

> fox and the grapes: the post

90% of Aussie posts are me. I often put on different personalities as a rorke, centrist, rasheed or rasheed sympathiser and usually samefag myself. I need to keep Australia's presence in /brit/ known so I've taken on the job single handed after everyone else left.

Bit disappointed I woke up today.

Would love to die in my sleep. Maybe a cheeky heart attack, or just stop breathing.

Nah, been there for about a year. It's a total shithole even for such a neet like me
Houses are so fucking expensive but climate in Melbourne is 11/10

>why yes i am illiterate with computers

thought it was just a coincidence that all the aussie posts are utter garbage

>90% of Aussie posts are me. I often put on different personalities as a rorke, centrist, rasheed or rasheed sympathiser and usually samefag myself. I need to keep Australia's presence in /brit/ known so I've taken on the job single handed after everyone else left.

so comfy

i guess three more hours until bf leaves
YAY

retard

doxxed

not i

This was a great show for a couple seasons but then it stopped being about weed completely and became a mediocre drama with some references to cocaine.

>just missed the bus
I'm getting fired today, aren't I?

You are the 10%

do you lads feel your government is doing enough to prevent terrorism

all me

Within the boundaries of not making the innocent muslims (majority) uncomfortable/not welcome?

Yes

the irish govt basically admitted the police aren't equipped to combat any terrorism

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No, the muslims are all still here

>innocent majority of muslims
oh sweaty :)

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I like to think the 'ra would sort em out

>innocent muslims (majority)

>Europe killed Anime

the remaining ra are just crime gangs now

alri deano my son

what a godawful post

what's the deal with breaking bad
for a show about drugs, there is absolutely no drug use and only drama
hate it

think the biggest bullshit of 13 reasons why so far is a girl that fit being unpopular
still have 3 episodes to go though

hello freak bitches

alrighty

have a friend that worships JR
listens to EVERY podcast and started brazillian jujitsu too

jesse smokes meth all the time in the beginning

me except I skip the fighting related podcasts because they're gay

friend must be an absolute dolt. tried to listen to the louis theroux one but couldn't cop rogan and his mong sidekicks

i find it ironic that germans have become so obsessed with multiculturalism that they've become culturally incompatible with the rest of the world

For you I'm a big guy, a big UUUU
Do you feel in control
YAAAAAAAAAAARGH

best part was when the junkie bird'
s dad crashed the planes together what a madman aha

hes good I think. I only listen if the guest is interesting though because a lot are shite

she was not fit

Alexa start my wank on the couch playlist

need a lad to sit on my hard willy

't 'y

hmmmmmmmm
ahhhh yeeesss all according to the scrolls

nothing better than spraying shit fragments all over the back of the toilet in a glorious, sticky display of my dominance over the workplace bathrooms

I am the silverback of this cubicle

what for?

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Reckon you could handle a big guy?

reckon you could fucking gas yourself

M U S L I M S L U T S

sup virgins

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Those alt-righters who've adopted "Kek" as some sort of thing make me cringe to no end

Fucking cunts have made me have to use jej instead of kek now

feels nice

cuck

I still use lyl