If you had to kill yourself, An you could choose any method within reason

If you had to kill yourself, An you could choose any method within reason.

How would you do it?

Within reason meaning not getting your dick sucked until you die or poising yourself on the moon.

Slip and slide head first into industrial wood chipper at maximum RPM, and pointed towards a 7' tall fir tree.

Merry Christmas

Anything besides a shotgun, because I've seen that go wrong.

any method of death while already tripping on DMT for the ultimate DMT trip.

Fireworks factory explosion while in the center of plant.

This is how I want to die.
Anyone else with me?

call a hooker. Take some pills. Smear glue on your dick. penetrate her. get stuck. die from overdose.

Just die

I've been killing myself slowly

>I cut off ties with any friends
>I barely even do my job, complain about others at my work about theirs
>I eat sugar and fat all the time
>Im very self destructive, watch porn all the time
>Fuck women, I get them interested and dont do shit....then ghost them with out even saying why
>I dont spend money at all, unless its for a way to make more money
>I set people up and watch and laugh
>I really dont give a fuck, even watching the eclipse I was like meh


If I even knew there was a hint of an afterlife I would have offed myself by now

Heroin? Or exit bag

dubs ftw

You sound retarded enough to even exist on this world. God speed....

lol, sounds fun

I'm with you Sup Forumsro maybe do a tag team

afterlife would just be the same tho
its better just to stop existing tbh

bump

Short drop/suspension hanging, you can completely cover your body and even wear a balaclava to both disguise your hideous bloated face and cushion the rope around your neck. This is pretty much a cast iron guarantee death if no one finds you (If they do it's life support veggie state from brain damage) and is relatively nice. You could tell everyone you're going to live a nomadic existence in the wilderness with no mobiles and live of the land then quietly go out into a nice forest far from any trail etc and just erase yourself. I think it would be beautiful.

Dying as a Starfighter, recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Kodan armada...

okey like this
>make a noose out of piano whire
>get up on really tall house
>glue hands on the sides of your head
>jump from the house

the piano whire will cut your head of from the fall and it will look like you ripped your head of

sounds familiar to me, isnt it easy to get weapons in your country? how could a shot in the head go wrong?

heroin OD or gunshot straight through the dome tbh. in a pinch might go for 3m+ noose off a bridge

Wow how original.

I'd just become the biggest faggot ever. Swallow enough loads and let strangers cum in me until I have hiv+
Then I just keep fucking until I finally die of aids

I want to die together with my partner, lying cuddled together in bed.
With an airtight box around us that gets flooded with pure nitrogen and so results in gentle hypoxia while not being alone and going into the afterlife with the person I always loved more than life itself.

probably heroin

what's an exit bag?

Wouldn't that decapitate you?

>afterlife

lol'd


Hate to break to to you buddy, But there is no God or afterlife

It's what you use to pick up your dogs shit with in the park

I'm not your buddy, retard. Give me one reason why the fuck I should care what you think?

cyanide

Because I'm right. An you're an idiot for believing a magic man in the sky only smites certain people and there is a heaven or hell lol.

... and that was written by a female....

Get a strong rope, such as an abseiling line. Make it about .. 60 meters long. These things have a drop weight of 3.5 tons.

Just go into the wilderness. Secure one end to something sturdy like a big ol' tree. Then tie the other end like a noose, around your kneck. Simple so far.

Step into your car. Put the foot on the gas peddle and say hello to St. Peter. Decapitation.