My dad just bought me this brand new Acura NSX for my birthday

My dad just bought me this brand new Acura NSX for my birthday.

I'm going to get so much god damned pussy.

ITT: What does Sup Forums drive?

>I'm going to get so much god damned pussy.
kek

Only beta fags care about what car someone drives.

You don't know women, do you user.

Disappointing car. Will never live up to its predecessor, is outperformed by cars half its cost, and for the same price you can have a McLaren 570. Well bought user, well bought.

Show inside. You got a nice ass to go with it?

Elliot Rodger detected

shit tier

>basically me going home
I litteraly have anxiety everywhere i go because i don't need a truck this big

are you the hamfisted faggot who posts his shitty rolux watch?

I suppose it's impossible to take a pic of YOU in front of "your" new car right OP......

you are gonna get puossy fron now on

czeched

mfw i get more pussy with my car lol

Scooters propelled by 7 pointed javelins to ride down sand niggers and isis cos only Reddit fags and normies like cars that don't jeopardize life. Gtfo

now this is the cancer that i like

May?

a 2010 Ford Fiesta, gets me from point A to B, not really into cars.

>No car having poorfag detected.

Pic related: how real men get their cars washed.

yeah, jelly? hehe just kidding you ok

>What does Sup Forums drive?
My cock up your mom's ass

damn, fully house roll, nice

Agree

1998 4.1 Chevrolet Omega
It's similar to the Mercedes Class C

fuck em
do you

I drive an 88 Cadillac SeVille. I ride in style.

This. Perfect car for attracting cougars.

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Naw man, that don't get you any pussy. A lot of cocks, yeah. But no pussy.

Renault laguna from 2006.

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86' cutlass supreme.

thanks for the trips, but i don't fuck them,, i've had a couple conversations at intersections if I am (completely) sober. But I get super anxiety in grocery store parking lots.

I totally got the truck by chance and not by merit. Makes me feel like shit, man. Moralfag.jpeg

Too bad he didn't buy you a time stamp with it

That's kinda rad....

2 pair not bad

The new Acura NSX sux, your dad could of got alot better for the price

Daily reminder that the 2017 Acura NSX shares an identical engine with the 2017 Honda Odyssey

enjoy your $100,000 2-door minivan OP

are u going to kill urself if u still cant get laid with the car?

>$100,000

Dayum, he could have bought a Porsche or cheap Lambo with that.

Kek

a love machine

Not true. Women love my motorcycle, and even my little sports car I use to have. The sports car is the most effective at attracting women. Pull up to a club with it, they will let you park in front.

Women are selfish whores.

05 audi s4 avant

Nice Honda

dads car mercedes C class AMG 2016 and a porsche 911 2015
Moms car toyota hilux 2013
My car - ride motorcycles

mitsubishi eclipse

what the fuck are you talking about?

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2014
Scion
T.oyota
C.orolla

you already have a pussy OP you faggot, shitty white car - ypu boipussy

dank wheels my man. I almost bought a Grand National a few years back and I regret not doing it.

01 acura cl-s 3.2

Hi dad.

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dis my ride. only one owner before me. no accidents. just hit 116k on the odo yesterday. U jelly richfags?

He's not trying to get beta fags user...

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Bread on hood or fuck off

We'll take shit that never happened for $500 please Alex

Well fag if you are ugly forget about pussy.

>mfw everyone in Sup Forums is apparently driving a hypercar

Meanwhile, I drive something like this

2016 Ram 1500 Limited

It doesn't guarantee pussy, but it will greatly increase OP's chances.

Pic related is my reliable transportation. I have to use my looks and personality to get pussy.

>I haven't had sex in over two years.

Pretty dope

2011 z86 rado

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just a guy with autism

BMW E30 convertible

talking about having a big fucking truck, you poor nigger

>he can choose literally any other performance car
>he recomends mclaren shit that will be a miracle if it doesnt burst into flames after its first 1000miles.
When is the fucking summer over? Also, the electric(useless) motors on that thing sound betterl than that ugly overpriced POS.

sexy

lying sack of shit

2017 FORD GT
>500k
>f 150 truck engine
>made in cucknada

Roh roh. The next Eliot in the making.

2012 mitsubishi colt. I love it but the gearbox is a bitch.

Looooooooooooooooooool

VW Golfs are nice cars as long as they're not ruined by ricers

I get pussy all the time

[spoiler]I'm married though...[/spoiler]

>Dad bought me
You probably will get pussy
but it won't be pussy that matters

lol

..the bus

>My dad just bought me
not realizing how substandard your life is