"omg thats SO uncanny, i had the exact. same. dream! only difference is, in MY dream, i leave, go to my room...

>"omg thats SO uncanny, i had the exact. same. dream! only difference is, in MY dream, i leave, go to my room, have a great nights sleep... and then wake up early to take brad and leo to the clinic for some antibiotics"
>"i mean, what else are we going to do, given how comfortable you apparently are with inviting multiple strangers into your bed every night? grab breakfast together? for all we know, you'd end up inviting the baguette back to your room, too"

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>NO U A WHORE
>americans trying to cop with banter

>he says after a week of sitting and stewing on the perfect reply

She'll be fine

he was speaking through a translator, as if that response wasn't long winded and awkward enough as it is

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Disappointed that Jonah didn't exercise his 2nd amendment right by standing his ground and opening fire on those fucking frogs

>anons are still trying to come up with good comebacks to this
are you fucking joking lol. you even made your own thread for it it and it's still a shit one

>"THE JERK STORE CALLED! THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF YOU!"

>fatdittors still triggered

>perfect reply

thanks, famalam

SOMEDAY
I'LL BE
LIVIN IN A BIG OL CITY

This is embarassing op.

youtube.com/watch?v=l7Sl48ow5PQ

why can't americans bant?

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I think I would have said
>And are Dicaprio and Pitt muslim refugees in this fantasy?

Dear americans
The first rule of banter is if you dont have a good comeback you just laugh it off and take it like a man

>So glad I came to your show to get insulted by a gentile
What did Jona Hallstein mean by this?

>spend weeks coming up with your come back
>this cringeworthy essay that everyone would stop paying attention to six seconds in is the best you could do

Shamful display.
Heres a tip from your old pal Billy Shakespear "keep it short you autistic faggot, people dont want to have to buy a monthly subscription to your retort."

top tier bantz from our boy Jonah, he knows how to crack a joke

>dat butthurt
Fatdittors are mentally 13

Castle Law has nothing to do with the 2nd amendment, nor does it justify shooting a talentless woman.

This wasn't banter. Banter is something you do with your mates, not a total stranger, on national tv.

>mfw Sup Forumsirgins identify with the situation Jonah's in and spend hours afterwards pondering about possible replies, just like they do irl

she didnt undersood it first
you can actually see her face changing when she get the translation and she says 'im not going to finish my joke then'
but a woman tell her to go on

>be me
>be going to American university
>hanging out with Americans
>throw some bants
>bro bro not cool bro you wanna go, bro?

>dead silence
>even the interpreter has trouble saying the line
>the women is at a crossroads
>she either tries to keep the banter lively and risks offending the public or gets defensive and alienates the guest making her a bad interviewer
>either way jonah wins

Why can't you handle the bantz?

no worries OP, I thought the first part was actually pretty good. don't listen to these butthurt 3rd worlders and yuropoor fags.

What was the original insult? Why is this stupid shit even getting attention? Why am I here?

>"hey, well, a girl can dream right?"
>"i'll put in a good word for you next time i see them, since i'm positive they dont watch this show"

This one is great, I know the audience would have been gasping and the women would have started raging. NOW WHO CAN'T HANDLE BANTER?

terrible

>How dare she imply she doesn't find someone attractive
>cracking a joke at a self-depreciating comedian at a comedy show? How dare she
Your fat is showing bullying victim

and most importantly, why did you just waste a post with that unnecessary drivel your pea sized brain sharted out?

she's apologizing like the surrender frog she is, of course.

the fat jew's power is too strong

she basically made fun of him for being unattractive and he wasn't able to take it on the chins so it was awkward

Sup Forums empathizes with jonah in this situation and keep making threads to "epicly own" the interviewer

>french surrender

would have been an awful comeback

You

>chins
kek

Salty Porker is salty

yuropoors so butthurt that an american can literally cancel the rest of his interviews in the whole country and not only will nothing bad happen to him or his carreer, you cuckbois will still go see his shitty movies.

based jonah.

Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya.

literally never said anyone that, but alright. Neither is he a comedian.

This still doesn't make it banter. You only banter your mates, not totally strangers.

>"haha i also have a dream about you, its where youre country becomes another african country and all white people get culturally enriched by muslims. oh wait that wasnt a dream my bad"
>then give her a cheeky slap on the cheek and walk out while holding one fist in the air and my other hand grabbing my balls

No

Is there any reason you seem offended by my words?

>You only banter your mates, not totally strangers.

I can tell you're american

That's not what an American looks like senpai

Not an argument.

And I can tell you are a billy-no-mates, mate.

>Hahahhaahaha I-I a-a-also had mhmmhmhmm
>You have to speak up Jona
>Th-There are b-b-blacks in France
>less than in America
>I hope you get raped
>run out crying while eating spaghetti
Truely epic. Fatty

Would going full Gene be too far?

youtu.be/r-ECvI5rD40?t=85

I got plenty of mates, mate. You're the one afraid of strangers

> Good one. You know I'm finding it difficult to come up with a witty retort seeing as I, like just about everyone else, don't know who the fuck you are. Seriously. Can you tell me whose dick you had to suck to get this oppertunity to spectacularly ruin your barely existing career?

>not finally comming up with the perfect response years later sitting in a room alone
pleb

>total stranger comes up to you
>"hey there faggot, suck any dicks yet today?"
>"y-you too"

beta as fuck. explains why your homelands are being invaded by shitskin muslims and none of you are doing anything to fight it. enjoy that brown cock yuropoor.

No. This is drivel.

Not being a prick doesn't make you afraid of strangers, it just makes you normal.

>thinking that's banter
>thinking I'm europoor
>not realizing that my country is 98% white

stay triggered americuck

'Billy no mates' must be the most hurtful thing people say, even when they don't mean it.

My dad used to call me 'Billy no mates' EVERY DAY because I would always go to play football by myself.

I snapped one day
I then started running around the house screaching loudly and kicking the ball as hard at his plate collections as I could while yelling 'DADDY SMASHED PLATES'

He grabbed me and smacked the shit out of me
I was 23 at the time

I deserved it but it was his fault.

>Good one. You know I'm finding it difficult to come up with a witty retort seeing as I, like just about everyone else, don't know who the fuck you are.
Perfect, no need for more.

Post the one with him in the reflection of a closed subway.

Considering it now, the joke was rather rude. Imagine going up to an ape of a person, I mean a real troll looking freak and saying "hey how many virgins do you keep under your bridge" or "who would fuck you?:)" as a crowd of groaning harpies start cackling and stirring a massive cauldron right behind you. The pure despair he must feel knowing that he will forever be seen as unattractive. He's hit the top and it still isn't enough.

you have never been to america then

>just another day in the life of fat reddit americans
The worst demographic on earth

I feel with you chap stay strong

>american
>billy no mates
Try again.

No need for anything fatty that's the point
JESUS CHRIST. Fatdittors are so triggered they can't even grasp the concept of innoccent fun because they are constantly so afraid of someone pointing out how fat they are

Aye

>fatty
mate i becnh over 100 kgs.you wouldnt dare say that to my face lmao just because you ar e a pussy doesnt mean everyone is cunt

This. How will France ever recover from not having this fat piece of shit selling his terrible movie all over the country?

two of the worst countries at banter try and fail

one almost bursts into tears and rage quits an entire country

the other gets remorse for being cheeky

>You only banter your mates, not totally strangers.
Depends 100% on the situation and the tastefulness of the banter. Here in Britain we have panel shows that revolve around banter between strangers, sometimes it goes a bit too far (eg. Amstell vs Preston) but it's usually all in good fun.

What she said to Jonah wasn't even that bad, but if he felt under attack the best defense to a banter attack is a kind of verbal judo. You go with their attack and carry it further, pulling them off balance. Applied to his situation:

>"...you'd make me laugh a lot, and then all of a sudden you'd bring your friends DiCaprio and Brad Pitt... and then you would leave."
>"Haha, yeah, but you don't really need me at all, both those guys are funnier than me as well!"

On the surface this appears to be humble and self-deprecating, but it subtly reminds her that he hangs out with both those actors and she doesn't, and the reason for that slides into the subtext like a knife between the ribs. You're just a fucking weather girl. I'm a Hollywood movie star. Fuck you C-list bitch, I could kill you and get away with it.

>he doesnt banter back
Jesus. How sad.

moobs

ITT: yuropoors getting mad that americans dont hvae time for their "banter"

>12 y.o. trying to bantz
hilariously bad but you have to begin somewhere right?

pretend youre the king of the world or some such

respond accordingly

if you want to find out how people think of you compare what they say to you against what theyd have said to someone they respect/fear/admire

she thinks zero of this fat american rich beta because she gets railed by chad international rich alphas who pump and dump her daily

Terrible. Lose weight fatty

ITT: Americans desperately coming up with insults to defend their fat ass national hero

>"looks like someone doesn't want my footlong, huh. That's a first"

>this fucking long ass expository tripe
>as a comeback

Keep it up, guy.

France 1 - 0 Murrica

My impression was that these comedians just use these types of opportunities to shit on foreigners because of the language barrier. None of these people actually give a shit about Jonah Hill. The banter was more like a shit test.

>Americans in charge of taking a joke

DUDE WOMEN ARE WHORES LMAO

No one gives a shit about J The Hill here

>women makes fat shaming joke about mans sexuality
>man retorts
MISOOOOOOOOGNYYYYY REDDIT CALL TH EPOLICCE

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the audience member handled the banter better

He did take it. The reason people are making these threads was because the situation was embarrassing for him. Someone is shitting all over you then you gotta be like "lol yeah". What a beta bitch.

Fatty got roasted and proves his a little pussy who can't take banter. I fucking love seeing fat fucks like him get humiliated. I tend to spit on fat pieces of shit when I see them in public. Most of the time, they don't even know it, but even if they catch me, I just run away because their mobility scooters can only go so fast.

You can banter back but it should be to keep the fun rolling not to get revenge because she hurt your fee fees

That could all be correct but I'll just remind you she wouldn't say those things to someone she truly feared/respected/admired

I can't think of an example because I don't know her values but it's true. You put her idol up there she isn't making fun of him being a faggot or whatever.

Shes disrespecting him because he doesnt offer her any advantage. She uses his low status as a springboard to elevate herself by saying he is beneath her, and gains an advantage from having no use for him.

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No that kind of shitty roasting is in all talk shows these days, it's often very cringe worthy but it is unrelated to him beinh a foreigner.

Holy shit Amerians, how can you still be so bitter that you can't make up one decent reply? It wasn't even you that got bantered personally.

he's*

Nah man, if he just shrugged it off no one would give a single shit. We're laughing at him because this joke made him cancel every single interview he had in France. If he had just shrugged it off it would have been a shitty and insulting joke. But he chose to make a big deal out of it.

He brought this on himself.

>racist/homophobic/misogynic joke
>'lol why are sjw so easily triggered? Go back to your hugbox xD'
>banter some fat white kid
>'h-how dare she! i-imagine if she was a m-man doing that to a woman!'
Why do trumpitors have so thin skin

that man is clearly an inbred brit

>still mad