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Tory days are numbered edition

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because they can't be spelt?

was gonna create a new thread but decided to let the runts have this one, they've worked hard today x

why does portillo always sit so close?

Starving lads.

alri thailad

My family is leaving to Europe for 3 months this summer. It'll just be me and my dad in the house. Can't wait.

alri

your dad isn't part of the family?

Not sure what BRAPPT is

get a few prozzies

just BFTO a feminist lads

youtube.com/watch?v=6W1N_iq7YTg

here lad let me show you
...come closer....

doing a poo

He's a fat alcoholic and he has a job. It's my mother and all my siblings fucking off. Which is great, because they sort of get me down.

British Royal Academy of Ping Pong Tennis.

BRRRRAAAAP

Need help

I have an insatiable appetite for fanny and arse

'd

...

Anyone watch Little Boy Blue?

I like the chavs better than the dead kids parents.

finally

We just might. This going to be a great summer.

would like a bf

need a f

have a bf

wouldn't mind giving ol thailad the in-out

would like a fat 19 y/o Aussie gf who is unironically alt-right

>Labour Is Investigating Whether An Election Candidate Called For The Eradication Of Islam On Twitter

why is secularism dying

Going fishing for the day lads.
You can come along if you want, I have spare rods and gear.
Or you could stay indoors on Sup Forums all day.

How much do you guys weigh? 220lb here. I used to be 280lb, but I've made better life choices.

Th' mummy

Would actually enjoy a bit of fishing desu but if you're the Seánín dub then i hope you drown

>Can say nigger all day long.
>Can abuse any nationality/race on a whim.
>Make a post on /cp/ about the patriotic Turkroach diaspora and say this (pic related) in the same day and get banned.

Ah, very consistent. Hmm... Really makes you think.

I see Canadians also use ladyboys as a weight metric.

Bring me back some herrings

any songs to listen to while in the at 7 am lads

> lbs

I occasionally look in the mirror and think "damn, I'm a fucking fatass". But then I remember I used to be 60lb worse, and I smile a little.

Fucks sakes

In the bus god damn it

>tfw the internet is no longer free and can land you in jail if you go against the zeitgeist.

Really maddening times lad. I thought the left was against this. It was when I use to consider myself a REDman.

70kg or ~150lbs.
Want to bulk up, but low energy.

watching cringe compilations

No, I'm Paddy MacPatrick.

No herrings in the river lad.

91kg but i'm tall so it's fine, wouldn't mind losing 6kg or so

If alcohol didn't give me the trots i would drink much more heavily

I'm new

remembering the philmarillon

fucking hell lads, fucking hell

I got banned for advocating Korean genocide once

Change the alcohol lad.

Found I shite like a mad cunt on tennants, but fosters I can drink all night long and be fine.

Rum gives me the shits a little, but it's my favourite alcohol.

doing a phimosis right now lads, AMA

It's the imperial system, which is colloquially understand in every Anglo country. Brits use stones, the US uses exclusively Lbs, and every other Anglo country is Lb colloquially and Kgs technically.

>Tennants
>fosters
Alri William

just got the bus into town and there seemed to be a golden retriever just by himself with no owner or anything, didn't seem worried though. Had to get off at my stop and never got to find out where he was off to

I remember that post, it wasn't even offensive or anything

fucking turks

>lbs

Fuck off.

thank you for explaining this to me

howling

my raid leader likes my accent
why do I play on a NA server with 200 ping lol

watching some bent runt looking at some golden retriever on this bus i'm on lads, he looks like an utter melt

casisdead

fucking sick of hearing about TATA steel

>muh steel jobs!

What sort of fucking moron gets a job working in a steel plant in the 21st century? It's like becoming a miner.

The shit hit the fan for the British steel industry YEARS AGO. Plenty of time to find another job or even get the training for another job.

Instead they just can't accept that we're getting undercut by the chinks so they just squawk to the government "Reeeeeeee give us more loans!"

You Brits are the worst because you use all three, as well as the incredibly primitive "stones" measurement. It's not the fucking 16th century, you cunts.

Moderately funny.

kek innit

fly free doggo

Chink steel sucks major d from what I've heard

>Chink steel sucks major d from what I've heard

just close them all down and let them go on the dole

how's the weather in memecity?

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just had to solve about 60 captchas to post this
none of them were wrong
fuck off jewgle

aiight' pal.

>>Chink steel sucks major d from what I've heard

worried about the lads over on /mammi/

Seems odd that something as heavy and large as steel would be cheaper to ship from the other side of the planet than to produce locally.

Doesn't matter, people still buy it over British steel because it's cheap as fuck. They can undercut everyone since they're basically using slave chink labor.

We can't compete with that. The only way to save the industry is to impose large taxes on foreign steel but then we'll just end up getting screwed in return.

The yanks are FINALLY starting to realise that's happening to them.

You have metric; invented by French rationalists; base 10 and completely rational. You have the Imperial system, invented in Britain and based on the measurements of the body parts of Monarchs. And then you have "stones", which is some medieval garbage where they'd weigh a stone to decide the price of wheat.

>chinese "steel"

Are bankers

>on bus
>junkie cunt pulls out headphones, plugs them in phone.
>pulls out duct tape
>tapes phone to pole
>starts watching a film.

Fucking genuis lads.

>zoom in
>still ant sized

hmm

Nobody uses 'stone' here who was born after 1980 lad. I'll show you a stone...

*Picks up fist-sized rock and throws it at you, missing your head by an embarrassingly large margin and smashing a car window behind you*

Uh...

*Runs away*

Metric brainlets just wouldn't get it

>northern direish can tell each other apart by the pints they drink
what a wacky place

>tfw 4'3 and 680lbs

Funny to think people still put up with China, they harp on about how trade should be easy and everyone should be open for business but they make it basically impossible for foreign companies to do business in China.

Because with British plant workers you have to pay them a liveable wage.

Chinks give their workers a handful of beans and they'll work a 16 hour shift. It's easy to sell your steel really cheap when you basicaly have a factory of chink slaves.

Fish caught in the Irish Sea are shipped to china to be processed then shipped back here to be sold

Mad innit

I'm here

such a gormless face

I've done something similar when I was 10 and I started crying on the spot haha

algerian's back is fucking hot
too bad about the rest of him
his face lmao

posting from work, im here till 6, what do i do

Remember when they'd pay people with a loaf of bread and a bucket of beer? Good times.

destroy the perfidious anglo

I'm sure there's perfectly cogent reasons for why it's the case or it wouldn't be happening in the first place. Seems like your point could be made for literally everything yet, we still produce things locally for a good reason.

>the UK owes around 1.2 trillion to the U.S.
>their total overall debt is 2.4 trillion

Are you too autistic to do business with other people?

destroy the white race

Nige?

That tradition lives on every time you help a friend move house