SECRETS THREAD : SATURDAY EDITION!

SECRETS THREAD : SATURDAY EDITION!

I post Andy Sixx log memes.
Fuck all of you.

keep up the good work user!

I have a secret furry account on facebook for all my shitty wolf art. It's actually helped me learn how to use FireAlpaca.

I'm the one at work who puts coffee into the sugar bowl.

i had a crush on that bitch. i put in the little letter in her locker in high school.

i hated the family members of my ex gf and couldn't stand be in a room with her sisters or this fucking friend of her sister.

i put flees on the pillow where the gf of my dad sleeps and put laxatives in her wine because she's a pathetic alcoholic bitch.

My wife and I are swingers

I fucked one of my wife's best friends for 18 months before we got caught

im a socialist

I have a copy of my neighbor's keys. She lives alone. At night I sneak into her room, chloro her in her sleep and hold her naked in my arms. Sometimes I fuck her but I just love having her limp in my arms like a doll. I also put my cum in her shampoo and toothpaste.

i nearly cheated on my gf when i was on holiday with my friends while i was piss drunk and high af.

0/10

Where do you even get chloro from?

caught by who?

My stepsister and I are currently in a secret relationship. I'm 19, she's 17, been together for 2 years. We have no idea how to tell our parents or anything. Not sure where it's going.

Im mcgregor's mind coach and im making sure he's losing, mortgaged my house and bet all my liquidatable possesions on mayweather.

Dont tell em just move out and go live together because rent is cheaper that way

I mean, I really don't care if I ever see my stepdad again. But I'm not sure about cutting ties with my mother.

one time i watched an old guy fall. where i could have helped him, i walked off, and the sounds of his pain made me horny.

you aren't related by blood. why is it such a big deal?

Maybe don't tell you started when she was (?) underage.

I agree that it's not a big deal, but they're pretty conservative. Doubt they'd see it the same way.

Don't tell them you are "moving in together". Tell them you are getting an apartment together. It's just cheaper that way. Close the doors and blinds and have at it.

sometimes i wanna pick up chicks just to fuck the shit out of them and make them question themselves. then, right after that, take a hard,merciless dicking, tied up.

I suppose that's probably what'll end up happening.

major depressive disorder

Sometimes, I fap to my male friends.

go onnn.... example pics?

i like to be beaten during sex.

Just imagine a male version of this.

I bought condoms for my 12yo niece

nevermind, that's disgusting lmao

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I am genuinely saddened of todays standards of intelligence and am stuck in conflict of not being able to determine on which side I am, I feel dumb to think I'm smart. So that's two things.

I was sexually and emotionally abused by my mom. It wasn't fun.

sometimes i wish the dude who fiddled with my parts as a freshman would just rape me in an alley somewhere. but i guess it wouldn't be rape if i wanted it.

The sex will probably be less hot if it wasn't so naughty.

Don't keep penetrating with your penis, user, but don't make any dumb moves.

Keep penetrating**

It's been a long day.

I've been wanting to fuck the same two people for a decade and now they're both in reach and i wanna try to fuck them

I impregnated my Korean coworker's wife at the company 4th of July picnic. Shitting bricks because he's technically my supervisor and I can't afford a kid right now and I really don't want to have some half-breed gook for a kid anyway. She said he'll never know the difference and won't tell him and that everything will be okay.

The things people do for an orgasm, lmao

try to roll w it dude

I write cheesy high school romance stories and shipping fanfiction
I don't drink or smoke because my dad was an addict who beat my mom and ruined her life.
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my university classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumor I was stalking her because we lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me.
In high school girls used to befriend me so I would do their work. They were always upbeat and nice, would constantly ask me about my weekend, and tell me how smart and sophisticated I was. Eventually I started fucking up and they all moved onto the autistic kid who also got good grades.
When I was a teenager, I used to do weird/disgusting shit to make my friends laugh. More than once I dropped my pants and danced around because I had a small dick and it made them laugh to see me humiliate myself. I would do anything to make someone like me.
I like the band Echosmith.
The only time I use reddit is going on r/pillowtalkaudio to download audios where girls pretend to be your girlfriend and pretend to talk to you to help me fall asleep. I also paid a woman online to make me a 10 minute custom girlfriend audio

cool dude

i tried anal fisting meself,
only got 1 finger in

awww, foul.

I'm trying. We've been fucking since then too, and she just told me last week that she's pregnant. She knows it's mine because they haven't had sex in months because he's got stress-induced ED. (So he claims, personally I think he's at least 3/4 fag and just can't get it up for her.)

She said she made him do her right after she found out. (Like trying to push a rope into a piggy bank, she said.) She said that if it's a boy, he'll be so happy that even if it comes out with blonde hair and blue eyes, he won't care as long as he can say he has a son.

But she's been kind of fucking with my head though. She calls me "daddy" all the time now, which would have been hot before she was knocked up, now it's just weird.

Im gay

i planned my own Suidcide in about 2 Years
I currently Discussing the possibilities of moving to a different town about 100 MIles away from here to escape my family since i more and more despise them

I like to look down women's tops.
Specifically when they have small breasts and wear stiff bras that are way too big for them.
I have seen so many nipples of unsuspecting women to jerk off to.
God bless those women who are in denial about their breast size.

>daddy
/hurls
ugh that is fucking weird. so, the dudes okay with her being knocked up with yo baby? i guess that's cool. unusual, but i guess you can't complain...

No, he doesn't know she's knocked up at all. She isn't even showing yet. But according to her, having a son means the world to Korean guys, someone to pass their legacy onto. So, the fucking thing could come out looking nothing like him, but he'll be so blinded by pride, it won't even occur to him that the baby isn't his.

Uh...I'll try not to do anything dumb at least?

that's stupid lmao but if he's gonna be coo with it then coo

Nice try! Nice try, officer Johnson!

Yeah, I just wonder wtf is going to happen if it's a girl and she's got the gook eyes but fire-red hair that a lot of the women in my family get...

maybe it'll be a weird miracle baby

I once stole my brother's bacon when I was 8. I havent told anyone since

I'm pretty sure red hair is a recessive trait, so you'll probably be fine

You goddamn monster! MODS! MODS! FBI!

i ate spiders when i was a toddler. i also just wanna fuck hard all the time.

I fingered my mom's car in the back of my friend.

damn... i feel... sad. i feel... idek. im just sorry user. im sorry...

I fapped to Asian twink porn once, and now I'm addicted to Asian twinks. I literally can't get aroused by anything else. I'll stay up until 4am fapping to Asian twink porn when I have work at 7 the next morning and it's fucking up my life. No woman or man other than Asian twinks holds any appeal for me. Should I kill myself?

r u me?
i mean, about the first part. the second part is just being human soz m8

I was raped as a child. Which is why im such a fuck up

So was I user. I'm sorry. Want to tell me more?

M or F?

why do ppl rape chilren tho like whats the appeal theyre not even attractive yet so like ???

I unironically like behind the meme

just do nofap brah. we're all gonna make it

I know, who would rape a young child? They don't even have tits yet!

exactly my point! my man!

Green text that shit

gtfo with ur weird fetish

Haha i love these kind of things

I think I have autism

I suck dicks for hugs

I tell people that I'm gay when in reality I'm absolutely everything. I've been attracted to plenty of people, but it's too late to stop the lie.

I become quickly obsessed with and idolize certain friends within days of meeting them. I've done this with two women now, but I think I have reciprocated feelings in this friendship.

Sometimes I wrap myself up in belts and pegs whilst masturbating and slapping myself.

I keep my empty Gorillaz Red Bull cans in a secret drawer in my house.

I think I might have Borderline Personality Disorder, but I haven't been diagnosed with it.

Occasionally, I will go out at night - not high on anything or drunk at all - go straight onto the mostly road above my house, and play music as loudly as possible whilst jamming out to it.

Murdoc Niccals is the legitimate reason to why I started playing bass.

How does sexual & emotional abuse work, isn't it, like, one or the other?

how do you feel on a day to day basis? indifferent to everything? sad in a melancholy way? sad in a frustrated angry way? possibly happy? has life so far just be "meh"? how do you feel user

It's pasta dude

I suck dick for crack.
Oh, I don't smoke it. I have a drawer full of the stuff.

I like watching beast porn.
I fear that its bad for my mental health but any attempt to stave off of it just has me eventually looking for it again.

I don't want to be a degenerate.

Which type?
Mares?

That doesn't make any sense

Dogs on women almost exclusively

really? thats more comforting i guess. someone first wrote it up i guess, something like this must have happened to him.

Or he just wanted sympathy from the other NEETs on here

Sex with my husband is terrible.

It's possible you are my brother.

Why'd you marry him then?

you're both wrong. this originated on /s4s/, so it's a total meme, person behind it is probably just a very average person.

>got caught
>secret
wew

Do you get 160 iq on the Facebook quizzes?

I should have known

I feel guilty that I told my boyfriend earlier that my dad physically abused me, it really hurt me earlier and I wanted to tell someone but now it's better and I don't want him to be worried or for him to hate my dad. I feel sick to the stomach

Femanon? I'll entertain you as discreet as you like.

because we got used to getting straight to fucking. He never bothered with forplay and we did long distance for 2 years. so I got used to it. I have no interest in having sex with him anymore. He is physically attractive but he has no idea how to be sexy. it didn't matter when we were teenagers we were so horny.

I got cucked by my own sister

I lost my virginity to my teacher in 9th grade.

He was a guy.

So am I.