Accidentally stole my friend's flashdrive. Give me something weird to put on it before I give it back to him

Accidentally stole my friend's flashdrive. Give me something weird to put on it before I give it back to him.

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Lets go simple. Don Herdzfeldts entire works.

fil it with videos of goats being sheared

Does he know you have it?

put some scat or gore or gay porn on it

bump

yeah

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sage this retards bullshit thread.

Ok then. Does he know you're a degenerate scumbag?

Just this image and nothing else

yeah

I'm with the guy saying to just put videos of goats being sheared

20 different washing mashine mashine instruction manuals as PDF file. Easily obtained via google.
Maybe also a .LNK file to bad-dragon in between those.

Hmm. That makes it difficult then.

Maybe just put a virus on it.

Fill it will cripple porn

1 (one) video of a goat shearing has been added to the flash drive.
youtube.com/watch?v=gwKL9sxr7tc

CP. Duh

1 (one) washing machine manual added to flash drive.

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More?

Legally, I can neither confirm nor deny the addition of 1 (one) Japanese CP to the flashdrive.

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it'd be nice if you could include nudes of a relative

any access to those?

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The HOLY Bible

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Just fill the rest of the space on the drive with this image.

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Boku No Pico
all three of them

minimania and other toddler hentai

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as much scat and balloon porn as you can possibly find... any porn belonging to balloons.

>Accidentally stole
niggers say the same thing

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What the actual fuck is this piece of a midget hands cumming machine?

This, remember he is your friend, its good to save funny shit to his stick, but the real good thing to do is to save his eternal soul. amen.

What capacity is it?

Pictures of Corsair flash drives

download cannibal holocaust.

wabbit

here you go

that's honestly one of the most amazing things I've ever seen.

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Look up Veracrypt. Then encrypt the entire USB drive. Make the password something he needs hints to figure out. Make sure to put tons of scat porn and shit in it so it's not even a surprise when he finally decrypts it.

Yes, but use this version
pidginbible.org/

Is that fucking thing even human?

HOLY FUCK I HAVE THE EXACT SAME DRIVE

Tell him this is your cousin