I want to have an escort use me as a toilet, but I'm afraid I'll get sick and die...

I want to have an escort use me as a toilet, but I'm afraid I'll get sick and die. I'd tell her on the phone to just walk into my apartment, find the bathroom where I will be laying naked in the tub, piss and shit in my mouth, then take her envelope and leave. Should I do it? Will I get AIDS? This has been my dream since I was 11 years old.

good job you almost made me throw up in my mouth

>Will I get AIDS?

If you're lucky that's all you'll get.

Do it. How come? We're you a stinky boy?

Gonna do it?

Why don't you just find a coffee table with a glass top and have her piss and shit on that with you looking up under it? You'll be safe and you can have a warm glass of water to pour on yourself for realism.

I'm sure I will eventually. Probably won't even cost much. I hope she doesn't have diarrhea. That would ruin it.

from piss? no. unless the person has a serious UTI, piss is sterile when its still inside a person.

Shit? oh hell no. that sort of stuff is asking for you to have the shits for a week after.

Very true. Wold you wear a diaper to show your submissiveness?

No. It's not a "submissive" thing to me. It's just something about the sheer nastiness and intimacy of it that turns me on. Always did. I used to spy on my mother's friends using the toilet through a small crack in the door all the time. Probably the only happy memories I have.

I'm similar. I always wanted to poop in front of them. You like that?

Just let her shit on your chest and then piss in your mouth after.

that's the saddest thing i've read on Sup Forums in my 12 years here

Eh, being on the giving end doesn't excite me, but I'd be willing to do pretty much anything if a girl really wanted me to.

heee heee peee peeeeeeeeeeeeee pooopieeee

Yeah girls stink huh? All ages

Just have her shit in a paper bag and huff it while jerking off like a normal person.

this is so great.

>in this thread
>degenerates

live your dreams op, that would be hot af

maybe try contacting a girl in scat movies?

You're not gonna die faggot. Piss is nearly sterile and nearly ever animal in the world eats shit including thousand of chan sluts that have done ass to mouth right here.

Google Ana Didovic. I want to be on the receiving end of her talents. I'm sure she probably gets swamped with messages and whatnot from creeps like me all the time.

Dude you need some boi poop on you

Hepatitis... even if you don't get the aids you'll prob end up with the hep.

I'd be down to get pissed on in a shower or something. Would be pretty hot

God damn we're degenerates

>Probably the only happy memories I have.

Funny thing is, I've never felt even remotely ashamed about this or any of my fetishes, despite being raised in a super-conservative Christian family. I wouldn't want anyone to know what goes on in my head for practical reasons, but it's never caused me any distress at all. I like being a closet pervert, and the fact that the things I like are rather rare fetishes and are considered disgusting even by most people on Sup Forums. I must be special.

>but I'm afraid I'll get sick and die.

Taking piss and shit to your mouth is never a good idea, so of course you'll get sick from the parasites and what not. Not to mention that whores are more likely than your average woman to have an STD or some serious infection that could cause your death.

Same here, I just fapped and went about my day. I feel like shit about it now though, only because I get most turned on by me dying at the end.

Not be me. Now let me check your bum to see how clean you really appear to girls

Huh, that's interesting. I've got the giantess fetish, and I'm only recently able to not completely hate it. I think it's related to the amount the world is bigger then what I control, so that could lead no a not full acceptance of it.
You?

I'm not sure if I believe that. A decent escort who isn't retarded or a desperate drug addict would be more likely to insist on using protection than the average slut. That's my hypothesis anyway.

Go to bed, Mr. President.

Lol'd

you're gonna get sick and die one day anyway. might as well be while having your dream come true.

I can't guess at any psychological reasons underlying my fetishes. I swim deep too. I'm a psychology major and do LSD and shit all the time. I just love nasty stuff the way people love Chinese food. I look at giantess porn sometimes too. I fantasize about a gigantic woman burying me in hundreds of pounds of healthy, fibrous, vegetarian excrement from her colossal asshole , and I have to dig my way out of it while she just laughs at me.

>Always did. I used to spy on my mother's friends using the toilet through a small crack in the door all the time. Probably the only happy memories I have.

girl at work i have a huge crush on. i'd go to the bathroom every time she did, since they're separated by a thin wall and the toilets are back to back. i'd listen to her piss and fap while doing it.

then one day she was sick. went to the bathroom. it sounded like she was killing an elk in there. cured me of my crush.

True. I kinda want to start smoking again too.

This is exactly my main fantasy since i was 13. I will never live it out,especially not the crap part, because fantasies and reality dont mix. Just saying. Also GL OP.

Only if she has blood in her piss and you're covered in open wounds... otherwise, do it faggot.