She seems like a nice girl. Dubs decide my opening line

She seems like a nice girl. Dubs decide my opening line.

look, i like you but i need to analyse you

Wanna rub weewees?

I like Sup Forums, and can't even make a quip. Here's the link to the thread, and I was wondering if you were a trap or not. You sure do look like one.

please shit in my mouth

Apparently the trick to getting better replies is messaging your sister in law

shelvies are my favourite to ride

Your public fetishization of women of color is disgusting. LOVE HAS NO RACE!!!

Me so Horny me Love you Time

can i stick my fist in your ass?

>so close
>so far

do you like Bionicles?

I hate you

I want to lick the shit of your asshole

WE GOT ONE

This

It sounds like Charley Kelly wrote that bio while smashed

AHAhahah! Perfect!

send me picture of your butthole

battletoads

Goddamn it. Fucking bionicles

wb tripples user

I got trips

>only anal
its a transsexual

"I promise I'm not white" wtf

Well, she definitely isn't replying.

I want to drink your piss and eat your shit

brilliant, I hope this leads to your dick in her ass, what a story

Faggot trips supersedes dubs

So you use tinder solely to get laid?

Wait, does she want either a tough guy or a woman of color, or does she want a guy who can beat up a woman of color as well as another guy?

As much as I'd love to stuff an 18 year old in the asshole, she hasn't replied yet and probably won't

Why do you do this to yourself OP? Do you not like anal?

Bionicles did it for me my friend. we happy now

I want to rape you you retarded schizo slut

I saw the dubs, wrote the reply, then when the page refreshed I saw the trips. Otherwise i'd have ripped off i hate you.

ALRIGHT next dubs is my 2nd reply. Really get her attention.

We are working with "Do you like Bionicles?"
Lets work off that. Get me laid boys!

by Bionicles i mean fucking with toys while you suck my dick

Hiroshima or Nagasaki?

reroll

try to match more bitchez even fat ones

Let's go get coffee

this
fat ones are crazy and good for keks

maybe she's writing a long reply about how much she loves Bionicles and the impact it made on her childhood, how the themes of friendship and teamwork made her a better person, and how the creative workings of Lego helped her express herself and come to terms with her love for anal.

>
>by Bionicles i mean fucking with toys while you suck my dick
This

Rolling for this

Reroll except
>by Bionicles i mean fucking with toys while you rape your schizo pussy

You said you liked anal. I thought maybe we could put a few up each other's assholes

Roll

roll

i knew a girl who can fit the whole Makuta set in her asshole. Maybe you can beat her with the Axon set

Roll, but Asshole instead of pussy.

WINRAR

GOING OFF SCRIPT BOYS

Hey *while fapping furiously*

dude

Well, it's funny, so I'll allow it, but please include my post of

not bad not bad

root for this

not bad has she replied

this is a bad idea

...

YOU BETTER FOLLOW THROUGH

>Not white

>Nice girl

Topkek, cuck.

Sorry boys, I sent the message a few minutes ago but the chan was having trouble posting. No reply yet, so lets try someone else.
>opsec because she kind of has crazy eyes
>no bionicles plz

this is actually funny, hopefully she laughs. ice breakers like this are the best.

Send to the schizo slut or you're a fag

damn, i would love to bring my Bionicles with you. wanna hang?

Traps are gay

I once got two things of chips out of the vending machine

ask her why she didn't save up for plastic surgery instead of buying those ugly fucking lenses

I'm honored OP

A new religion

will you be my sacrifice? I need someone to sacrifice to reincarnate the meme lord.

WINRAR
If this is dubs
>If you let me do ass to mouth I'll give you one

can i get rid of the rape part.

You silver tongue devil you

Winrar

No, unless you're a fag

>640x1136
lmao fucking iphones I swear

Glad i could help OP I hope you two have a long and happy life together

shelby's probably a trap too, she's cuter though

can i eat a log of shit out of your asshole?

God dammit. Came for lulz, but all I do now is contemplate how much I loved bionicles back in kindergarten and how I miss my old collection. Fml.

this

Has anybody told you you smell like Bionicles?

>I like anal.
>Bit of a foot fetish.

I can shove my foot up you ass.

Sorry boys, call me a faggy mcfaggerface

I actually talk to the cute grils. I let you guys talk to the not cute ones.

Last one before I let the thread die since nobody is responding to your charms.
I can't believe none of these lines worked yet.

*your

my fucking R key keeps popping out of place

Nice

god i wanna stick my cock in your nostril so bad

reroll

feel free to send a titty and i'll guess if it's the right tit or left tit

>favourite picture

OKAY

I like chocolate milk best what's your favorite?

Fine, send it without the rape part but still call her a schizo slut

Winrar. But also attach picture of chocolate milk.

Winner winner chicken dinner

What a faggot, "i actually talk to the cute girls", tinder is a hookup app, not some talking app.
What are you, 16?

Grow a bair of balls, stop acting like a pathetic kid making these stupid ass threads.
Oh, and dont start your conversations with "Hi mi'lady" and you might get laid, good luck bro.

You seem like a person with a clean criminal record, interested in the cuisine industry?

fag

i love this thread