/mls/ general + /ayy/ - Preseason Blues edition

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>letting the leaf make the thread
also, Liga MX needs their own no-brain division at the very top of this chart

SECOND for ANCHORAGE

Minnesota United.

Will be a dynasty in the next decade or so

What does /ayy/ mean?

>perf

First red bulls game of the year tonight

Meme league

>south americans wanting to move to a cold wasteland
'no'

>implying we need shitskin spics
We'll just sign superior germans

They're going to la or new york. Enjoy your somalian and literally who slavs players though.

>la
>New York
Wew, why would anyone want to live in such shitholes

They're only shitholes if you're poor, friend.

>Implying the average MLS salary isn't poor-tier

João Pedro is the best player in MLS

>this post
>that flag

>mlels
>rich
Maybe in Kansas city

And what does it stand for? American Anglo Youth? Anteaters And Yeast?

Post yfw Toronto wins the MLS Cup

>Leafs in charge of OP
>tfw I was going to make the OP but Sup Forums was going full retard

Also, SIGN UP FOR FANTASY

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>Soon

Florida takeover when?

*blocks your path*

>see red bull fan on broadway
>reach for hat in pocket to show logo
>must have lost my hat on the walk
>go to modells, no rbny gear at all, huge blue team rack
>walk to adidas store and see more rbny fans
>adidas store has no rbny and rack of blue team

N...new york is red

I LOVE IT

Say what you will, some of you leafs are alright. Don't go to Canadia tomorrow.

I hopes that's the case this season.

DON 'T GO CHASIN WATERFALLS

torontofc.ca/post/2017/02/22/tfc-pre-season-sebastian-giovinco-goal-february-22-2017?autoplay=true

hmmmmmm

nothing but shit states there

post your state

California master race here

>putting the mexican league on the same level as the argentine, colombian or brazilian leagues

twitter.com/ihsaam_al/status/834507065221582849

It's just the name for the A-League

It makes sense here

>inb4 california secedes and >we win the Worldc Up

>THIS POST
>THIS FLAG

don't feel like dying for a california libre, thanks.

What would a California NT look like vs the rest of the US?

ikr Liga MX is clearly superior to those three accept maybe Brazilian league.

US MNT

Howard
Yedlin-Cameron-Brooks-Johnson
Pulisic-Bradley-Feilhaber-Nagbe
Wood-Altidore

CAL MNT
Bingham
Arriola-Birnbaum-Orozco?-Villafana
Perez?-Kljestan-Lletget-Gooch
Zardes-Wright

The selection that saved team USA

Who else supports /OurGirls/ here?

is the chicago fire a good team?

Of course the NYCFC guy is some Arab who just talks shit and backs it up by talking about money. Man city and the Yankees really were a perfect match

here la

They are the best worst team in MLS history

Women's soccer is bad enough without the liberal shit piled on

>wE Still unironicly doing the a league merger

I WANNA

are other mlels """clubs""" even trying?

>no bradley
>no altidore

shit lineup m8

I'm not aware of most of these players

Shipp looks like the epitome of JUST.

Suppose that's what playing for the Fire will do to someone.

Full Seattle B team
A mix for Atlanta

>4-4-2

California XI, rate plz

>lags so desperate for depth they have to go find some pub league scrubs in london
Come back AJ.

>keeping the ad

>no useless shitters

Ftfy

>Garza
>Brooks
>Horvath
>Kitchen

>no eredivisie or portuguese league

How the fuck do you know what an Atlanta starting lineup looks like?

All better than their MlelS counterparts. Cry some more Doyle.

No Jones No Carmona

>Garza
>better than his mls counterpart

euroboos are this retarded

>Garza
Plus Horvath hasn't played a game at his Belgian team and Kitchen was average at DC
No way he jumped that high just by switching leagues

>those shitter comments.

Martinez has looked better than Jones the few times I've seen them play.

>Kitchen was average!

Top fucking kek at this delusion. Are you going to say Birnbaum is shit once he leaves DC for some small European club?

Not at all but he's not going to turn into some world beater in fucking Scotland in under a year.

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I never implied that at all. Only his performances improving against better competition.

>inb4 MlelS is better than the Scottish league when Celtic and Rangers or even the likes of Motherwall would rape the top table here.

Birnbaum was going to Israel
He was decent like Kitchen but he's not at the top of MLS
They're just above average in this league

talk about delusion. Kitchen couldn't get a job in MLS yet won the captain's armband within a year at Hearts, who aren't some scrub team either.

>theyre above average

Kitchen was literally the best American DM in the league a few seasons back at only 21.

With him gone for 2016, they conceded more goals than when he was there and choked 4 goals to Montreal in the first round of the playoffs

>Celtic and Rangers
Yes
>Motherwell
Top kek

SPL is a nothing league outside of the old firm and (generously) hearts

>Kitchen couldnt get a job in MLelS

Top kek Doyle. He chose not to expand his contract after it expired despite DC wanting to triple his yearly wage
Stay delusional. Only the best prospects from this league head to Europe.

That's certainly not true

They changed playing styles. They went away from Olsenball

washingtonpost.com/news/soccer-insider/wp/2015/12/23/perry-kitchen-unlikely-to-return-to-d-c-united/?utm_term=.818c6e6f1d0a

He wanted a DP contract
DC didn't want to give him one

Its okay Doyle, Im sure in your dreams MlelS teams would walk all over the Scottish league because *reasons*

Where is Freddy Montero?

I was watching the crew game earlier and there was a video replay moment. Is MLS doing that this year, or was that just a test because its preseason?

Honestly not a terrible idea. I can see other teams doing things like this in the future (i.e. RSL to Madrid, Houston to Mexico City, Orlando to Rio, etc.)

Half true. He thought he could get better offers elsewhere but they never came so he settled for Scotland

if nagbe gets subbed for johnson, I think thats solid

/alex/ reporting in

holy shit that is a big ass screen for a small stadium

I'd cum in the crevasse on her nose.

Let's look at transfermarkt for a second here. Outside of the old firm and Hearts, every SPL team is worth less than ten million Euro. Most are worth around 6-7 million Euro.

Even if you subtract the presumably inflated market value of DPs (let's just say that the average combined market value of a team's DPS is 6 million Euro, which is probably an overestimate), literally 20/22 teams in MLS are still worth a couple million more than most SPL teams.

Given that MLS and SPL teams have at best played a couple of friendlies but I can't be bothered to look them up, what exactly are you basing your idea that Motherwell would walk all over MLS on?

>It's already 2-0
What happened?

please dont lewdpost my soccerfu

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she needs a titjob lets all be honest with ourselves

>Alex 'No tits, no ass, 7/10 face' Morgan

I'm not wrong amigo. Liga MX will be the best league outside of Europe in 5 years

Tits don't help with soccer mate, that's why you see all these flat-chested girls being good at soccer

>alex "10/10 gams, qt3.14 face, goal scoring machine " morgan

ture, but she's still cute

She has yet to score in that real soccer league

she scores when it really counts