So it's 4am here in bongland

So it's 4am here in bongland
I'm currently hard boiling and peeling 24 eggs, with the intention of shoving them all up my ass to satiate my oviposition fetish
have I lost control of my life Sup Forumsros?

Other urls found in this thread:

primalhardwere.com/category/ovipositors
eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/SheilaStretch-Splorch-pt-01
apps.lovense.com/c/qxk4
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

is this the real life or is this just fantasy

okay so do you need to boil and peel them to do this? i want to learn more about this fetish

refer to pic

you tell me user...

this is my first time doing this, but yeah, you hard boil them and peel them, cause eggshell is sharp and raw egg could have bacteria

okay yeah that makes sense, that could hurt bad. i've never actually heard of people having this fetish before so i am interested in this.

so the basic fetish is that the idea of having (usually an egg laying fantasy monster) impregnate you with many eggs is highly arousing.

sadly I cant afford fancy silicone eggs, so hardboiled ones will have to do.

Have you read The Story of the Eye? It may interest you. You're life is just beginning.

so... lemme get this straight

it's possible that the game will want you to put a bunch of eggs in your ass, then fuck the egg-filled ass with a dildo?

lemme know if you end up making egg salad in your rectum

Bumping

OP, please post results

honestly i've never actually boiled an egg before tonight, always been a fan of scrambled myself, and while the peeling is harder than I thought (from the 18 i've cooked so far, only 12 are good) but they are actually pretty dense, plus with lots of lube, I think they will just slide deeper into my lower intestines, rather than mush up, or at least, that's my hope

might be a long time before results fam, got 6 more to cook, hen peel, then not actually bottle out, plus there's 2-5 mins of fucking between each insertion

We'll wait. Just need to keep thread alive.

we'll keep you bumped up, good buddy

yes

Right, that's the last 6 cooking.
While we wait, i'll post some more info about what I'm doing/the fetish in general:

I'm substituting the "hot" eggs with a vibrating remote bullet vibe instead, as I dont have hotsauce and it help raise the total number of eggs I can insert. once inserted I inted to destroy its remote, so it will continue buzzing till its batteries run out or I can get it back out of me

my end goal with this fetish is to obtain a oviposition dildo, so I can get the full experience of being impregnated: primalhardwere.com/category/ovipositors

however these cost quite a lot (plus international shipping) so a more short term goal is to get some kind of egg mould to make silicone eggs with, so I dont need to do 2hrs prep for this shit

here's a hot video of a girl using one: eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/SheilaStretch-Splorch-pt-01

not gonna lie, thats kinda hot

Hey OP, I made a thread about making buttplugs a while back and a "professional sex toy designer" came in and left some tips, i'll dump what he said. Could be useful if you're planning on making eggs, I can't imagine eggs would be particularly difficult to make either.

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if you plan on making them yourself be safe and don't use shoddy materials

You've lost control. Read some books and become self-aware. Psychologist? Don't take meds for a while yet if you haven't seen one. Seriously just fap and be over it. Differentiate what is and isn't simply instant gratification. Demonize that concept.

bzzzzzz bzzzzzz bzzzzzzz

bzzzinga!

while we're waiting, what do you remember being the first time you found yourself enjoying this fetish?

hmmm, well I think it started with a love of large insertions, the idea of shoving a huge toy inside me rather than a regular one was arousing. from that came the concept of lots of smaller toys filling to a similar capacity, but because of them being individual, you get a lot more sensation from each one going in and out, kinda like anal beads

from there I then got more invested in the actual fetish, I already got aroused at the idea of being raped, so having them "impregnate" you too just adds to the domination/powerlessness and the pain/please dynamic.

some people are more into the idea of carrying the eggs through to birth, having them hatch, similar to humanxhuman forced pregnancy, but I dont really get anything from that

Not OP but I'd like to think of myself as pretty redpilled and I'm still into this typa thing. I just don't go around spreading it to normies. I think that's the real problem tbh. I'll still make lots of white babies, I'll just maybe have more fun while doing it

anotha gem for the OP

OP here

final results:18 good eggs and two fucked ones I think i'm just gona chuck, as they will turn to mush, plus i'm doubtful I can get to 18 anyway.

will report back on how it feels and how easy they go in

take pictures of it half way in. your 11 dubs demand it

don't forget to take pics

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OP Here, currently at 6 eggs inside, one of which is vibrating

i cannot describe how pleasurable the feeling is ass my ass closes around one, forcing the rest of them deeper. i'm pretty sure one has moved into my intestines

they actualy hold their form really well, only one has crushed during insertion so far (so has been chucked)

Please post pics OP

what has your number sequence been so far?

OP not delivering pic as always ?

Seems like it

Fellsbadman

*pounds on table*
OP GIVE US ASS EGG SALAD PICS

check em. singles.

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bumping this thread. I want to know the results

waiting for the results

hm... i dun not belieb.
Op pics or it didn't hoopen

ITT: OP made egg salad and trolled me to waiting around for 2 hours

smashmouth

OP here
sorry to disappoint you guys but I wont be posting pics of myself for personal reasons. if you're here for those I'm sorry to have mislead you...

after the 6th insertion there was a long fucking
task which got me in the zone and after that I was just completely in my own headspace. The feeling as I shoved the current eggs deeper using my dildo and then popped more in is so pleasurable, it may be the best feeling i've ever felt since the first time I came.

I managed to reach 11 eggs, however the sensations were so intense by this point (I think 3 + the vibe had reached my intestines) that I couldn't manage to push another one in, as I couldn't get my ass to relax. so instead I just played with my ass for around 10 mins, before trying to release them in the toilet.

rather arousingly, I've only pushed out 8, not including the vibe, so I now have 3 eggs and a vibe sitting inside me, which makes me crazy horny.

i'm now writing this while masturbating furiously, unable to stop the vibe (which is on a randomised pattern) from tormenting me

here is a pic of my play area, for some form of proof. you can see the broke vibe remote and the remaining eggs, plus my dildo.

good delivery OP

was worth

for some more "proof", here are the eggs I pushed out into the toilet, you can see they didnt break their shell cause of how long I hardboiled them (probs tasted like shit though), they just have some deformation from being inside me

as a last degenerate thing this evening, I've put one last vibe inside me, but this one is smartphone controlled, and by proxy, browser controlled. This link will allow the first user to click it to control the vibe directly for 30 mins

apps.lovense.com/c/qxk4

I would very much like it if this user would make me cum...

i turned you up to full babe

mmmm, thank you, you're doing amazing

>responds to dubs with dubs
wew

one more question, OP

i'm assuming you're a male. are you twinky or bearish? a CD?

wow, that was the hardest I think I have ever came, thank you so much user for your... assistance...

I'm a twink who sometimes likes to CD, who also has crippling self consciousness, social phobia and general paranoia, which may partialy be why I spend my time doing degen things with strangers online at 7am

right, now to try and sleep with this devil buzzing inside me

Is it still in there because i'm still going

all the best, OP - cya around

i was kinda hoping you'd end up sleeping with some eggs still inside you :3

G'night, or day in your case. i'l turn it down on low, just to be gentle

sorry, I should have been clearer:
I removed the vibe I inserted 39mins ago after I came, but I still have 3 eggs and the original egg vibe inside me, and they wont come out. plus I broke the remote, so I cant turn it off either.

will probably have to resort to an enema if they dont come out when I wake up

ah

Lol
Nice