Giving away one of three steam codes to anyone who can legitimately entertain me.
>where to start?
A short story will do, but if you think you have something else that will entertain me then you have your pick.
Posts that have no way to be identified will likely just get ignored.
bump
If you laugh would you send me One Piece?
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>Be me
>Be 18
>get job as teacher's helper
>get put into tard room
>when i go in the song begins
>a hear a ear piercing screech
>look behind
>downie child looking at me
>grabs toy
>fucking breaks the window with it
>teachers goes pale
>tells me to go outside
>2 days later i get fired
>mfw tard says i broke it
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plz give
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I was close, but if i do laugh I;ll send it
Gotcha
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Another one
Wooo
meh. you're welcome to try again if you like. I'm not a typical Sup Forums sense of humor.
I can tell you youre gettting so close to getting a chuckle out of me, but just not quite.
Almost there
also the story doesnt have to make me laugh. it can just be a feels or a spooks story.`
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One day I gave you a interesting story.
Now gimme a fuckin code
here, have this and post all your codes in this thread
Just let the feel frog work his magic then
-What do you bring in the basket?
-The manifesto of the communist party, the "Capital" and a Kalashnikov
-such a Red one
Shit
that one made me smile. I count that as one 1/2. one more and it's yours. onepiece right?
honestly that didnt effect me much
I've never really found blatant autism all that amusing.
but you had no identity.
Nigga is that a haiku!?
One Piece, that right user
the wolf and little red hood joke
>Nigga is that a haiku!?
This is
and a somewhat forced chuckle gets you 1/2 point too. what you want? and where do I send it once it's been earned?
Dreadout. hakureishriner
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Still trying
steamcommunity.com/id/kafatasy
Stardew valley could be?
eh. keep trying.
you also keep trying, you're basically wearing me down at this point.
you can only get what's offered in the op image
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Dread out or one piece is disponible?
one day carol was in the shower when she heard a knock on the door. she wraps a towel around herself and goes downstairs to open it. it's her neighbor carl. he says to her "i'll give you 800 bucks to drop your towel right now". she thinks about it and drops her towel. after a minute, carl gives her 800 bucks and walks away. carol puts her towerl back on and goes back upstairs. her husband tom is there and asks her "who was that". carol says it was carl and he says "oh good, did he say anything about the 800 bucks he owes me?"
if you liked it, send me one piece burning blood
Tryin
>disponible
right now nothing has been handed out or claimed yet. I'm still waiting on my amusement.
id yourself somehow man, or someone else will swipe your hard earned 1/2 point
it was okay. the punchline was a bit... lacking. or maybe I didnt get it.
Dreadout
Still here, wooo
if you laughed with this give me any thing...
gmail: [email protected]
okay... you havent earned it yet. I was only partially amused with the first joke. one more like that and it's yours
alright. you've earned it. but post gameplay screenshots if the threads still up. and show people that it;s legit. I'll email it in just a second
Bro
Thanks man. Dropping this greentext as well
-Mary, i'm dying and I have jsut 3 hours left.... Let's fuck
-I'm tired and i'm heading the bed-But...
-you don't have to wake up tomorrow
sent,
Enjoy, and if you're looking for steam bros I'll be your bro.
a step in the right direction. which one were you hoping for anyway?
eh, not quite. punchline didnt really hit me.
-Daddy.. Is that a man or a woman?
-Is a person my son?
-OH REALLY? I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A MOTORBOAT
nice trips. I think we are starting to stray from the level of intelligence in the first joke.
dreadout
Thanks user.
Ill be dropping a nice retro-sounding song just because I really liked it and want to share it. Maybe someone will start sharing similar songs too, I just love this style of music.
I get that you are excited, but until you give me something more amusing than those last ones, the code moves naught.
-In his résumé he likes to take a nap of three to seven
-So is
-We will call you
-But three to seven do not
yeah that's good enough. code link inbound.
I gived you my steam name, there is a need to prove that i'm the one who sended the jokes?
yes I figured it out. sent a friend request
so my name is Kafatasy
and I proof it
honestly would have had me if I hadnt heard it at least 5 times before.
Still offering one more free game! Any takers? I sure as hell aint gonna use it...
youtube.com
youtube.com
damn I'm late. Eh, still take these. They're on the house
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i would take it if you want, i dont have any funny stuff though...
maybe this get you
it doesnt have to be funny. it just has to amuse me. spooky, sweet, funny, ect. As long as you can evoke a reaction.
want to hear more of my jokes?
or you prefer via steam?
maybe my internet conection in bad days
If you want to share them. I have no problem with it. bumps the thread and gets a chuckle here and there. Just waiting for someone to earn themselves the bballgame
-with a six and a 4 you have your portrait
-You're so good Picasso
- No, that for less than 64 million I do not paint you a shit
wtf? you running on a potato? 1/2 point even if it wasn't a joke
I'll send you my stream codes for me an hero trade for trade.
Sorry for tryharding so much, i am just a poor guy
who cant afford something like those games... still i hope everyone good luck anyways
-All your semmen is dead
-T-ten i'm a... Semmentery?
-No!
stream codes?
your sportsmanship is endearing.
nah, thats my internet when my little brother want to watch any stupid video on youtube... the only way to get good internet is to go to your rich neighbours or friends...
-My friend, you won't belive it. I found an erotic magazine of my husband
-My gosh, try to move on
-I can't, some pages are stuck together
well if you can amuse me again then you can have the final game.
steamcommunity.com/id/confusedscreaming
- swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth?
- I swear
- How do you say it?
- the truth
- Conviction for delayed
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We were living in a hoax....
The Earth is flat and this is how the dinosaurs got flushed away
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this made me laugh
oh man. someone needs to vaporwave the crap out of this one. Do that and you get the last game immediately.
I will try my best...
thanks for giving me that chance
xd
what vaporwave crap
- Mom, guess where I'm
- My son, I can't talk now, call me later
- I can't, I have jsut one call
got a chuckle. 1/2 a point. one more and it's yours
i actually made this retarded ass screencap
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can I get that second point
op pls i just want a game to play i dont care which game it is
or even this?
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1/2 point. beat this guy and I'll give it to you. your both even atm
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redemption
id/confusedscreaming
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havent given up yet i just want a fucking game to play
id/confusedscreaming
heheheheheh, alright! I crown you the winner! I'll send it to you in a minute
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I will be stronk
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die scum, you have 0 taste
reported
danke, i probably given my email not my steam url but thanks