What's the real life equivalent of Alamo Beer?

What's the real life equivalent of Alamo Beer?

pabst blue ribbon

Lone Star probably. As for Family Guy's "Pawtucket Patriot" that would be Samuel Adams.

Probably Miller Lite©, now that it's the official beer of the Dallas Cowboys®

some cheap American pisswater

At least can drink Alcohol, your shitty cucked Nation probably can't drink it due to it being Haram Mumka.

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>he doesn't know about craft beer

We make European style beers better than you do

This or shiner Bach

Iron City or Schlitz

What about Maestro from Mission Hill?

Jager

our shit beer is made by foreign companies these days

They're still made in America you retard

LONESTAR

alamo or duff?

which one would you rather try

>Muh craft beer
What's it like going to some pretentious brewery and picking between 17 different IPAs that all taste like ass to fill your growler with?

Alamo.

They sell Duff at Simpsons World in Universal. It tastes like Miller High Life

it's this. you idiots.

WTF

Olde English or Colt 45

bullshit, it's malt liquor so it'd probably be Mickey's since it's in a green container

Pawtucket Patriot > *

>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE

God damn that orange is aesthetic

Welcome to advertising

hahahahahahaha

Fuck you Eurotrash. Go back to paying to Mecca.

stop, you're killing me

Alamo = Lonestar
Pawtucket Patriot = Sam Adams
Duff = Budweiser

Milwaukee's Finest

(((alcohol)))

Alamo would probably be a regional beer, while Duff is Simpsons-equivalent of Budweiser, so Alamo is the only correct answer

a Duff tbqh

>Drinking beer past the age of 26
>Not switching to God Tier South African / Chilean red wine

Plebs.

Shiner's not availble in the quantities (or as readily available in cans) like Alamo is on the show.

It's either Lone Star or Pearl.

roastie detected

Don't take the bait.

It's probably an Australian and they don't actually realize how horrible their own beer is.

The only correct answer.

>Pearl

It's definitely Lone Star. How are you guys failing so hard at this?

Fuck off Wino.

XXXX Gold you silly cunts

Yuengling

Pearl used to be what Lone Star is now. It was THE cheap Texas beer 50 years ago. That's all I was pointing out.

Yuengling isnt even sold in Texas, I gotta go into Louisiana to get it.

How bout them Astros?

>wanting to get diarrhea

The packaging of Duff makes it seem like it tastes better. I hate beer either way, sadly.

>Driving across state lines to get Yuengling
What is wrong with you?

Fuck South African wine. Chilean wine is god-tier though.

I live about 10 minutes from the Arkansas and Louisiana lines which both have liquor stores sitting on them.

I thought the thread was about beer in general that is the Alamo equivalent and not beer limited to Texas. My shame is great.

AB inbev is a dutch company idiot

You burgers with your 'beer'. Adorable.

And the breweries are still in America, you double idiot. What do you think Budweiser is imported from Holland now? Fucking moron.

Heineken is just as shitty as Budweiser. Only teenagers think that its a good beer.

Yeah and notice I didn't say thing one about Heineken. I drink Angry Orchard.

>I drink Angry Orchard.

Kek fuck off faggot

Angry orchard is actually good desu. I like the green apple.

Nah, it's a decent pale lager for the price.

enjoy your arsenic.

I can't get past that episode of KotH with the contaminated Alamo that gave everyone the shits, so Duff hands down.