A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be my Boyfriend?

>A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be my Boyfriend?

Wat do?

sage irl because you never duck my dick and keep asking that question

No. Go away.

Did McGregor beat Mayweather? I don't think so, bitch. Move over.

>wake up

Slapathot for being a race traitor

Stupid whiteys will never learn

try not to wake up from this dream

...

Um...thank you mam...you too. Er...bye

You're just joking I can tell

>She turns into Freddy Kruger and rapes me.

Ye sure

>caress face
>lean in close
>whisper "9/11 was an inside job"
if she kek then gf

+1

Beat me to it

Tell her to close her eyes and sit her down. While I unzip my pants and jizz on her face and then run away giggling like a girl

Let's see that ass first

At least you're getting laided.

>tfw our fascist society will never let us be with anyone they deem too young

No thanks.
You're not my type.

real girls dont talk like anime so no

>*I think it's time to go buy some eggs.

Ask if it has a penis. I've been here too long.

poop pants

>Sprints away