Sup Forums writes a movie script

ITT: we write a script 1 line, chatacter action or scene change at a time

>Fade in, the World Trade Center buildings. A date flashes on the screen: September 9th, 2001

GOOOOOOOOD MORNING NEW YORK ITS A BEUTIFUL SUNNY DAY AND THE POLLS ARE OPEN!!!!!

Patrick Bateman, 20 years older, wakes up.

A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number.

Patrick Batman goes to sleep again

Patrick Bateman wakes up again

Patrick Bateman takes a load of sleeping pills and goes back to bed and he's sleeping REALLY SOUNDLY

An unknown Saudi national breaks into Bateman's apartment and pumps him full of amphetimines before waking him up

The title flashes in red across the screen as Kenny G plays in the background:

AMERICAN PSYCHO 2001: JUST FUCK MY MILLENIUM UP SENPAI

>Meanwhile: a CIA agent stands in front of his plane, looking out into a vast field of grass.

We fast forward to September 11, 2001

Patrick Bateman goes to sleep again.

...

Patrick Bateman, 20 years older, wakes up.

HOT TOWN

Patrick Bateman wakes up

PATRICK BATEMAN
Check 'em.

Patrick Bateman slips into a coma

Patrick Bateman, 20 years older, wakes up

Patrick Bateman goes back to sleep.

Patrick Bateman check these numbers and die.

Patrick Bateman fucking dies

Cut to black. A date is shown on the screen.

SEPTEMBER 10th, 2001

Patrick Bateman, 20 years older, wakes up.

...

Well shoot

five Jewish "plumbers" go to the basement of the World Trade Center to plant explo ..er "fix the leaks".

It was all a dream

Holy fuck! I did it!

Patrick Bateman goes back to sleep

Patrick Bateman, 20 years older, wakes u p

Only 4 return

Patrick Bateman goes back to sleep..

Patrick Bateman has to meet Bruce Wayne at 10:00 AM, he's late.

Patrick Bateman, 20 years older, wakes up.

*smacks lips*

Knocking. Bateman opens the door of his Apartment.

Patrick Bateman, 20 years younger, looks at the camera, winks

Patrick Bateman goes back to sleep.

Smash cut to Quentin Tarantino, standing outside a coffee shop, carrying a cup of coffee

Patrick Bateman, 20 years older, wakes up

"Mr. Bateman. I'm CIA."
CIA AGENT IS SMUG

Samuel L Jackson enters the frame. Tarantino begins calling him "my nigga"

A random hobo, in a fit of drunken stupidity, vomits into his mouth

Samuel L Jackson responds with a loving "my crackah," and slaps his behind

*freeze frame* *record scratch*
Patrick Bateman: You might be wondering how I ended up falling asleep and waking up for so many times... heh... let me take you for a ride. It all started with.....

It's a silent Film.
Dialogue-card: "URGH"

>It Ain't Me by Fortunate Son starts playing

These dubs

>Postman: [knocking on door] IMMORTALITY PILL DELIVERY FOR BATEMAN

Patrick Bateman, 200 years older, wakes up...as a cyborg.

Goes into sleeping Mode again.

Patrick older, 20 years up, wakes Bateman.

Screen slowly fades to black.

Words appear on the screen:

THE MORNING OF

7:13 AM

Patrick Bateman, 20 years older, wakes up.

Patrick Bateman goes back to sleep.

Patricia Batewoman, 20 years older trasgender, wakes up.

Is this a new meme?

Words on screen:
11th September 2016

A girl's voice speaks softly as the screen remains dark.

"I'll always remember my brother. The long walks, eating ice cream by the pier. One day he went to sleep. This is his story."

>Patrick Bateswoman: "Shut up, tulpa sister"

>Arab hijacker #1
>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick
Did Herzog go too far?

Patrick Bateman goes back to sleep.

*BRRRREW DOOOOOOO*
*BRRREW DOOOOO*
*BRRREWW DOOOOOOOO*

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

Bruce Willis wakes up with an empty bottle of liquor in his bed. He's a washed up ex security systems technician

Through out the following days he's engrossed in a covert plan. Taking orders from a mysterious man in order to "stop" a secret plot and save the world trade centers

spoiler: He was in fact being used in the scheme. The ultimate plot twist is revealed: he in fact helped bring down the towers, WTC 7 in particular

Patrick Bateman goes back to sleep.

Patrick Bateman wakes up again.

Patrick Bateman goes back to sleep.

Patrick Bateman dreams that he wakes up. Cut to Patrick Bateman actually sleeping.

In his dream, Patrick Bateman goes back to sleep.

Patrick Bateman wakes up from these dubs

>a few days ago there was an excellent thread on Sup Forums about the twin towers 200 jumper victims
>detailed images of remains
>graphs showing different jumper sites
>videos and serious discussion

Shame I didn't save it.

Patrick Bateman goes back to sleep if trips.

Patrick Bateman wakes up

Patrick Bateman decides to sleep in.

Patrick Bateman remains asleep until the end of time.

What is there to discuss?

bahaha fuck yes


/r/Sup Forums is gonna go apeshit


lurking!

We see a young man working in an office. In the window you can see Twin Tower 2. A hot brunette drops off a stack of files on his desk.

HOT BRUNETTE
Morning, John. Here's this morning's load.

JOHN
I haven't had the chance to finish my coffee.

HOT BRUNETTE (walking away)
Better drink quick, it's going to be a busy day.

Patrick Bateman wakes up and goes into the bathroom.

So time has ended. Patrick Bateman goes about his day and leaves his home.

Patrick Bateman goes to sleep outside the apartment.

Patrick Bateman

Patrick Bateman remains asleep for literally forever with no exceptions.

Patrick Bateman wakes up on the 4th dimension of reality

Leo DiCaprio stands by Patrick Batemans bed, confused

Leo DiCaprio goes to sleep.

numbersnumbersnumbersNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERS

why would polls be open on a sunday nigga

...

Meanwhile, Patrick Bateman, now traversing the 4th dimension, locates the nearest Motel 6, rents a room, and goes back to sleep.