How can I asked my mom for a blowjob?

How can I asked my mom for a blowjob?

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Blindfold her, say "get on your knees and open your mouth"

Mom.. can I get a blow job? ;)

Just take her dick out of your mouth, look up at her, and tell her that turn-about is fair play.

I got a text from my mom, shes on the beach she send me a photo of her self but her breast really showed up almost as if she did it on purpose. Obviously I cant show you faggots but I want to try something on her, you got any suggestions? We're pretty close, I ocassionaly grab her ass jokingly

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Send photo back
"Just sitting on couch"
But be naked. Show small amoint of cock in corner of photo by 'accident'

Post the fucking picture user

Its nothing really. It just says "here's a photo from the beach" and a pic attached

Censor her face and post the pic

blur out the face if you have to faggot, just show us the pic

Everything I read on the internet is true. So I'm just going to believe you even though you want to make excuses to avoid showing any proof what so ever.

Really hard to say her intentions. Really need to see the pic to judge

Fucking faggots you all baiting me to this.

YA IMA NEED PICS TO DETERMINE WHAT ROUTE YOU SHOULD GO

She wants the D.

I DONT KNOW HOW TO APPROACH HER DUDE IM TOO SHY TO PULL ONE OF THOSE ACCIDENTS YOU ALL KEEP SAYING I MIGHT AS WELL JUST ASK HER STRAIGHT UP AND RUIN EVERYTHING

WTF user you was supposed to blur her face so we could see her tits not blur her tits and show her face

And she definitely wants the dick

Feels weird having ur mom on the internet dude.

Get drunk together and start grabbing her ass.

you should send a dick pic and ask to see them TITTIES

you know what else feels weird? wanting to fuck your mother

Take photo naked, but play like it was meant to be top half only. Include sneaky cock in corner. If caught out and things go bad just say "damn, didn't realise it was there, was just meant to be an innocent me on couch photo"

Walk naked in your house, close to her, when you two are alone
She will love it

Yeah that kinda feels weird too after you cum though.

Here's the sauce for anyone who wants it:

wickedfun.tv/video/real-mom-suck-her-sons-big-cock-4018.html

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Nah, what will feel weird is the sudden realization that 30 basement dwellers will be jacking off to your mom tonight.

Yep. One day, after I came in my mom, I looked down at her. I realized I had a problem. One, she was obviously used to it. Two, sex begins by my wrestling her down, stripping her, and playing with her pussy until it gets wet while she askes me "why?" and "please stop" or says "not again." Then, while still holding her down, I slip in my dick and go to work until I cum in her. After cumming, I realize I did something bad and kiss her ass over and over again.

Okay, perverts, that was a joke. I never went further than imagining doing that while fapping.

nice

Sic

wtf is wrong wit you ppl, i go soft thinking about my mother

You're fapping to imagining doing that to your mom, aren't you?
Sexual attraction to parents is not common, but it is natural. People who get offended the most by it are usually people fighting it.

This is now an incest thread

Yeah do it user that's pretty much a go ahead

t. Aunt fucker

Pretty much this, get drunk together and just keep being flirty

lmao

Alright future motherfucker listen here cause you about to learn some shit since you already grab her ass jokingly do it more and more often to normalize it as much as you can and then whenever you see her in a dress grab her ass right in the middle like you're trying to grab her pussy if she says anything about it just be like my hand slipped or someshit also throw in a smack now and then good luck

holy shit I'm hard. you got more like this?

Fuck I wish my mom was attractive to bone

"Mam, fancy giving me a blowie?"

You're gonna have to send the ol "accidental" dick pic. Take some v before hand, get that fucker throbbing

You don't.

>aunt fucker
I'm jelly

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Yeah it's pretty wild too bad she lives far away

Leave the money on the dresser.

What do you think it must be like?
To suck the same cock that you changed diapers for, drove to soccer practice, bathed, and read bedtime stories to?

What must that be like? I can only imagine obviously...

Think about it. If your mom was any good at sucking dick, you never would have been born.

Sause

M-BationFD by saigado. Thought it would be right up your alley.

Or... she got good at it so daddy doesn't keep her pregnant.

Tell her to suck your dick or have your friend confess to your dad that he fucks her on a regular basis. Your friend would have to be in on the lie. Make sure your friend knows details of her body only you saw through your years of seeing glimpses of her.

*fap fap fap*

>search M-BationFD by saigado on google
>this
am i screwed

Start by getting all As on your next report card

yep

i'd go to mexico if i were you

Cool but there's no way to prove it's actually his mom

Same for all incest porn even the legit looking ones

OP, when the heifer comes home, ask her to come help you with something in your room, knock her down and face fuck her. Done and done.

Tell her to blow you. Each time she refuses, ass rape her. While she is crying "Why?" tell her "No blowjob for me, I cum in you by rape." and if she wants to stop the ass rape by offering the blowjob tell her "Too late, just remember next time I ask for oral. I'm not going to stop this until I finish."