The Perfect Comeback

Well, Madamoiuselle.... The swamp called.....

they're running out of frogs!

*drops mic*

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Just say you had sex with her husband.

They are only running out of frogs because you ate them all.

Braaaaah Braah ! Mr. Fatty can't fight back.

Americans can't handle the banter. What's new?

Why is everyone fucking making these threads?
He is a professional actor, its his job to be PC so his career doesn't suffer, he could have said literally anything mean towards her and then two days later had to apologies for slut shaming or accusations of being a misogynist, thanks to him being chill as fuck his publicist probably had a decent night of sleep

Yeah, right. Why did he cancel his other interviews, then?

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Stop making fun of jonah

Except he made baseless assumptions about her private sexual preferences.

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Hol shit he looks so fucking thin

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Its also his job to do promo tours, not be a fat American faggot

thanks pierre escargot

Why didn't he just shoot her?

Europe has gun regulations.

>Oh that sounds nice, I kind give you their number. Problem is that in the US bestiality is frowned upon unlike here in France. Your girlfriend here with the wig and Adams apple can sure relate, am I right?

Both are garbage.

>autism speaks

everything she said it true and what everyone thinks if he wanted to do a comeback it would be to work out and diet and not be a fat piece of shit and go back to the show

A comeback isn't supposed to take 3 sentences.

>letting an american call us frog

Oh fuck off. It's only for the english that we allow them to name us that, just as we are the only ones who get to call the english the "rosbifs".

I would punch your tits, but you don't have any.

But...Leo and Brad aren't black.

Stop Holocausting me!

"In your fantasy, do they ask you to swing back by housekeeping and bring them some extra towels? Because there's no way in hell they think you're there for them to bang you."

Le epic cuck meme is the best people can come up with even if the've had days to come up with a reply? Jesus christ.