Why is Chris Evans the perfect Cap?

Why is Chris Evans the perfect Cap?

because he's bland.

look at the top of his head

because he didnt want to fuck his sister so his morals are weird

They're both serviceable but boring.

Chris Hemsworth is worse, though. Pretty soon we're gonna have a bald Thor, Cap, and Superman.

What a time to be alive.

Because he's not Britshit like most superhero actors.

>implying Brits aren't superior

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he looks like a kid
but he still does a great job, i can't imagine someone else

>dem legs
No squat racks in England I see

him and Cavill will at least pull it off. All the shaved head Evans pics make him look like a fat chemo patient.

He's actually American

Really? I think it looks good on him.

Im being harsh I guess, but compared to the other two he'd be the least attractive bald guy

He's the least attractive of them, period. Cavill and Hemsworth are legit 10/10s, Evans is more of a 8/10.

Fuck Marry Kill

Fuck Hemsworth
Marry Cavill
Kill Evans

fuck of to you faggots!

Because he's a closeted homosexual, just like every american.

Whoa, hold on. I'm straight. I'm just being objecitve.

fuck hemsworth
marry evans
kill cavill

He's the only hero I really like in all this capeshit desu. Except maybe Spiderman, I'll probably go out of way to see the new Spiderman.

Why is Tom Holland the perfect Spidey?

He's not balding. That's his widows peak.

This is him in 2008.

He's not. This is a manly man thread. Take that babyface to a twink thread.

>were related
>only by blood!

Oh shit I'm sorry.

>tfw you will never wimper like a little bitch as chris hemsworth slams your boipucci with his fat cock

How do you think Widow's peak happens, dumbass? Honestly, he's as bad as Cavill. The long hair covers it up, though.

post the recent pic of him and tom holland

niggas got a 5 head

No one here acknowledges widow's peaks, presumably because it would cut down on a lot of Just threads.

I don't like him. I imagine captain America to be a responsible as fuck Boy Scout. But Chris Evans in the role comes off as emotional and not very composed when shit hits the fan.

Because he was the worst Human Torch. Litterally opposite personalities.

all those roids taking their toll

He IS a big guy

Thing is, roids only speed up balding. If you're not predisposed to it you have nothing to worry about. Look at Stallone and Arnie. They roided way harder and didn't lose their hair.

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evans and holland

i loved him, but after civil war i've completely gone off him. oh well.

No, his hairline is naturally like that. It's not receding because he doesn't have beta genes. Sorry.

Sorry for what?

How did this fetal alchohol syndrome bebby get the role of Spider-man?

4 me

>post a picture that clearly shows his hairline has receded
>nu-uh

you sure convinced me

widow's peak master race

I want to cuddle up with him and watch movies

This is the correct answer desu

How do you deal with the fact that you'll have to shave it off one day? Asking for a friend.

I know you're desperate to find a flaw, but it's not there.

Jesus Christ what foot size is Hemsworth?

all of them

You just know...

It's just looks so huge because he's standing next to a 5'6 midget.

>posts old high school photo of hemsworth
>seee i told you he's not balding

He's a size 13.

bitch, you don't want to tango with me. the one with the short hair is from 2009.

Most of the movies he plays in are shit tier?

m8 he's fucking beautiful don't talk shit

Why would anyone acknowledge widow's peaks? If you don't have a widow's peak by 25 you are literally not White.

bruh

It might be because I'm drunk but I laughed my ass off. Thanks much.

Oh, here comes that boy-lover. Go make your own twink thread, this is a huspando thread.

no one wants to tango with an aids faggot

I can like both.

Evans as Cap is a literal 10/10. Evans with his beard is 6/10. Hemsworth is 6/10 and Cavill is always a 10/10.

sorry no one wants to dance with you

Oh, wow. He's gonna be Jude Law mode in 5 years.

>Henry "my bong genes kicked in, now my hair is thin" Cavill
>always 10/10

Top motherfucking LEL

I want to get triple penetrated by Cavill, Hemsworth, and Evans.

I'm a girl by the way.

pls no bully

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i want hemsworth and cavill to take turns fucking evans while i watch

i am also a girl

Evans and Hemsworth are balding too, though.

He's handsome, ripped as fuck, and really embodies the good-natured, old fashioned charm that Captain America represents.

It helps that Marvel portrays the character unironically without trying to subvert his pure-hearted nature, which is WB keeps trying to do with Superman to the characters' detriment

>tfw chris hemsworth will never emasculate you in front of a large audience

>girls
get out

No gossip magazine in the whole world is as obsessed with men's hairlines as Sup Forums

me on the left

this is a girl only board trumbocunt, get the fuck out we're talking about things that aren't your business.

/fit/'s worse

lol does he have money troubles?

>he doesn't know designers rent celebs their clothes for publicity

>all that money for starring in a fucking capeshit rom-com series

life is just not fair

>>all that money for starring in a fucking capeshit rom-com series

>and handsome
>and famous
>and not amazingly talented but enough to keep getting roles

U mad yet senpai?

Cause I am

Yeah, I am. Although I'm more jelly of Evans. At least he got to be in Winter Soldier.

He has enough charisma not to bore but not too much to be his own distinct character. He's also attractive and packs the sort of muscle that all men would want to have and all women would want their boyfriend to have. Very big (relative to the average man) but not Ahonld freaky bodybuilder big.
This applies to all the MCU characters by the way. It's a big part of the reason it's successful.

What the fuck is up with this video? Who made it? Hemsworth isn't that full of himself is he?

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it's an advert for erectile dysfunction

Funny how I know a lot of girls that prefer Loki

Seriously? Because that could make sense

>be a multi-millionaire
>can't afford a hair transplant

Ok.

its an american express ad parody from saturday night live

He looks like he's dressing as Nolan for Halloween.

is this Jude Law?