You Feel You Lose

You Feel You Lose


Sup Forums Edition

Is she retarded?

hey its me ur Nikki Blonsky

She's a woman, so yes.

No, she's a Actress working part time that refuses to give up on her dreams!

>QT tells you you're less attractive than Leo or Brad Pitt

Pray for him

>Star in Hairspray
>Career goes nowhere
>Work at a salon to pay the bills

Dude didn't need to be so assravaged. Could easily have listed off 10/10 models he's fucked instead of cowering.

Dog Years will be her comeback.

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I didn't watch Hairspray, but isn't she basically a real life Tracy?

>star in a movie that makes 200 million
>still be a complete loser

How do you achieve this

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It's pretty backwards, considering that the movie is exactly about a girl succeeding in the industry inspite of what people think about her looks.

>tfw Based Amanda shut her down

Jeez

Damn.

KEK BTFO

But shes mentally ill so it doesnt count

sauce?

fuck

>getting shut down by Amanda 'wake up in the street and shuffle into the gutter because it keeps you out of the wind' Bynes
Jesus H christ

no, that's way more autistic. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

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She was really good in those Hairspray songs.

Fuck man, this sucks. Hairspray was good. She deserves better than she got, someone's gotta say it sometime cause its true.

Holy shit, fucking savage as fuck

He could have just said "it works well with my fantasy of being rejected by a homely weather girl".

Anyone got the post of the girl from The Office getting called out on twitter by some user basically saying "Stop trying to make it happen, move on" because she kept trying to get with her male co-actor on the show?

A surplus of overthinking human interaction combined with a deficit of actual human interaction

Jesus, is she fine?

Only reasonable choice for her is to start doing BBW porn

If you come near my family again I will feed you your fucking heart.

This. I wanna fuck her fat ass but I'll settle for a porno.

>@EdFurlongLover Do u have a boyfriend?
>@EdFurlongLover Where u from?
Surely you can send private messages on twitter? Fucking christ
Someone post the Drake one where he breaks his wrist or whatever

Wow, what a bitch.

this is really difficult for me to read

Got you, fàm.

Dustin Diamond really wanted to come to the show, but unfortunetaly he was thrown back to jail.

Maybe Corey Feldman could come. I dont think he has anything important to do now?

>Furlong's last significant roles were in the comedy Detroit Rock City (1999) and the crime drama Animal Factory (2000). His career subsequently declined due to multiple arrests and court cases, and chronic substance abuse and alcoholism.[2]

Nikki didn't deserve this.

HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

That's what you get for being a sex symbol for girls I liked when I was younger.

hehehe

I love Detroit Rock City, he was really good in it too. They all were but you don't see any of them working now.

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THIS THREAD IS EPIC EVERY TIME
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got damn nigga dis bitch just got blown the fuck out

Brendan's at least still making movies, shit tier B-movies (and lower) but still.

Fuck dude. That's legit sad.

this is really fucking sad. Like I'm a pathetic piece of shit doing nothing with my life, but at least I'm not doing it on a public stage.

I think he got better, guy was just fishing for attention like usual because he was a literal retard with his finances. Funny how Josh is worth around $2 million now and he's $600k in the hole, with his only true source of income being the his VA work as the animated spiderman tv show Disney makes.

I actually forgot who Edward Furlong was until half way through reading these tweets.
Holy shit, what happened?

I just want to give this girl a hug, goddamn.

Damn, this made me feel like shit, desu.

Meant for

Cray to the Zay

I'd give her a hug too.

I'd cum inside her then never acknowledge her again

>browse through her twitter

She's too good for the cesspool that is Hollywood.

nikky threads started right after she was brought up on Reddit

>that tattoo
>OVER!
>it's over

>too fat*
ficed for you

That's not really Furlong you tard

Gawdam son

what's this about a new liver?

oh wait, that's Edward Furlong, not the fat bitch from Hairspray. Never mind, I totally get why Furlong would need a new liver.

lmaoing hard at based latin american bro bringing the thunder

the bynes tweets were months before the fat girl tweeted her tho

that's a parody acct

it might as well be real though (apart from the liver thing)

Second hand cringe

>over!

Oh fuck if this isn't one of the most accurate things I've seen in years.

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user hey it's Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray u were amazing shitposting on Sup Forums, I'm dying 2 b a janitor! U rock it! Congrats!

;-;

Lel Jordan in real life is a complete sociopath

Narcos s2 last episode

Damn dude Artemis totally swooped in and stole her niche in Hollywood

Jordan is a fucking asshole anyway, there's a reason everyone hates him.

It's not feels to see such a horrible piece of shit humiliate himself with this nonsense.

I bet you good god damn money he was molested a bunch when he was younger. All the "teen idols" that turn into a train wreck like Furlong got passed around by creepy old fucks back then.

>lel le epin Artemis maymay
I'd tell you to kill yourself if not for those dank crazy eights. Nice work

>those desperate attempts at networking to revive a dead career
I'd feel bad because I can relate, but also it's hilariously pathetic and since she's a woman she deserves the hard dose of reality.

On the same day Diamond got 90 days, a nigger with three felonies under his belt shot a Wauwatosa police detective and had served less time in jail for those previous felonies than Diamond would for concealing a weapon without a permit.

When he lived at the DC Four Seasons, I would sometimes see him yelling at people for trying to get autograps.

Jonahcucks BTFO