Tell us a secret, user!

Tell us a secret, user!

Pssst! the earth is flat

M...my secret. OP is my son.

Like yo mama

I lick prostitutes on a regular basis.

- I have had sex with 10 living things.
- 8 of those 10 living things were humans.
- 7 of those 8 humans were over the age of consent at the time (it's fine; I was the same age as the one who was underage)
- almost all of those 7 people who were over the legal age of consent had sex with me while I was underage
- Two of those 7 people were close family members

I have also had sex with one dead thing.

How fucked up am I?

I genuinely like girls und Panzer

I want to die

I had a dream where this hot twink friend of mine were in bed together cuddling, then said I wasn't gay enough and he dissapeared.

The first time I masturbated was with five other guys.

The Gods were offering you god-tier no-strings-attached sex with an immortal, ageless angel twink as a gift and you were impolite enough to turn it down.

Feel shame, you faggot.

I would. but that'd be stupid. I mean moot would probably fucking report me to the police

7.6 on the fucked up scale

I once had Five Guys.

sometimes voices inside my head start shouting at me

Caaaan do, I'm mr meeseeks!

Santa isn't real. Parents made it up to get children to behave. They normally tell them when they hit around 12 years old, but obviously OP isn't that old yet, I'm mr meeseeks

You're probably right. I'm very timid with him even though he offers to suck me off on a daily basis.

My secret is that sometimes I think of my mom dying

Instead of 'braving up' and saying yes, think more along the lines of "eh...fuck it" and straight up ask for a blowjob.
I'd highly recommend twink bjs. They know what they're doing.

You have schizophrenia. Go to the doctor and get some meds.

Ik he knows what he's doing. He's a porn star ffs

YOU TURNED DOWN SEX WITH A PORN STAR?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

THE FACT THAT ANY PORN STAR AT ALL WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU IS RARE; THE FACT THAT YOU WOULD DARE TURN HIM AWAY IS AN INSULT TO LIFE ITSELF

When I was like 15-16 I was regularly having gay sex with a 50yr married man. Don't think his wife or kids ever found out.

AMA? or not...whatever

>He's a porn star ffs
Who is he? What are the odds I've seen him before?

"inflammable" does NOT mean "not flammable"

Please elaborate. How did this arrangement come to be? Did he feel guilty? What was the sex like? Was he openly bi or what? Did he ever feel any guilt? How long did this last? Did you ever meet his family? How did you know him?

I had Reese's for breakfast

I once had sex with a woman in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

Boycrush is the website he's on

>How real is this monthly giveaway?

bestshop.bordenlake.com

Boycrush.com

Met him on yahoo chat. When that was a thing. Later added him on messenger He was closeted bi and I was curious. After talking for a while a weekend came around that his wife and kids were out of town and we met up.

Sex was good, he was a HUGE cummer that I remember very clearly. Had a super thick cock and it took like three tries for him to top me. Great dick sucker.

Went on until I left for college. Never met his family. Apparently they went to visit her mom regularly and he was good at finding ways to get out of it.

why do we even have captcha if bots can bypass it this easily

Did he know you were basically a child at the time? Or did you convince him you were like 19?

>I was curious.
Alright, what's the verdict now? Did you like it or nah

i touch myself at night

Before I moved out, I often used my stepmum's dildos... I'm a dude

I honestly don't remember. I'm guessing he had to be aware. Didn't stop him that's for sure.

I did! Actually had an almost relationship with a guy in college (broke it off with him because it was becoming too....relationshippy and I realized he was falling in love with me and I was only falling in love with the sex)

That was the realization that I really was bi, because if i wasn't getting feelings for that dude it wasn't going to be possible. So "love" to me is only possible with a woman, if that makes sense....but sex is possible with both.

Well, at least she's your stepmother and not your biological mother. That would be gross.
According to nature, all you really did was use a hunk of plastic that belonged to some lady you lived with for a while.

test

I really like playing star wars - galactic dance-off on my kinect

Is that why all the dinosaurs died out?

To make people who post a lot want to buy the Sup Forums Pass

I have actually done that once as well. I was home alone at her house and had been drinking a bit. I remember it was awkward, as it was a rabbit dildo

i don't like Sup Forums

Well now you're just a degenerate.

neither do I but I can't leave. I remember one time I intentionally got myself banned for 3 days but all I did was lurk and get frustrated at the fact that I couldn't post.

jeez, buy your own dildo.

>degenerate
>Sup Forums
At least one guy in here wanks to rekt threads

Idk why I feel like defending myself tbh. I do regret the one with my mother's, but oh well. What's a life without mistakes?

I'm going into my last year of college with mixed feelings. On the one hand, I picked a shit tier degree, have made zero friends/connections, and have a pretty mediocre GPA, but I'm also glad it's almost over and I have a small amount of debt relative to others.