Manchester United

>Manchester United
>there's another team in Manchester

>Paris St German
>it's in France, not Germany

>Real Madrid
>there actually is a Fake Madrid (pic related)

germain you stupid shit

>New England Patriots
>There was never an old England patriots
Explain this

It's the only Manchester that matters. When people say "Manchester" you know they're talking about United.

Are City customers just people that couldn't get tickets to United games?

>Young Boys Football Club

>Nippon Blue Jays
>It's in São Paulo (Brazil)

>Internacional
>won its international title almost 100 years after being founded

>Botswana Meat Commission
>players get paid fixed salaries

>Liverpool
>No poo with liver

>AC Milan
>San Siro doesn't have air conditioning

>Eden Hazard
>kick him and he ain't as hazardous as he was before

>LA Galaxy

>is located in the slums of LA.

>Marcus Smart
>is dumb af

real = royal u kuk

>Metta World Peace
>Punches innocent crowd members

>Orlando Magic

>David Blaine isn't in the starting 5

>Utah Jazz
>Utah
>Jazz

>Steph Curry
>not an Indian female

Yeah there is. They're called Newcastle

>Newcastle
>No Oldcastle

>Ultimate Surrender
>The loser truly makes the ultimate surrender

why televised rape isn't the consequence of losing in every sport is beyond me. we truly have a long way to go as a global community.

>The Strongest
>they're no where near to being the strongest team

>Liverpool
>not really a pool of livers

>Notts County
within Nottingham city centre
>Nottingham Forest
outside of the city limits

fries
>chips

chips
>crisps

>Sheffield Wednesday
>plays on Saturday

>Reno 1868 FC
>founded in 2017

>Plymouth Argyle
>everyone drives a Vauxhall Corsa
>none are painted argyle

Fries and chips are different. McDonald's sells fries, for example, but chipshops sell chips (pic related)

>Grashoppers
>only humans on the roaster

>roaster
>hope solo nowhere to be seen

>Young Boys
>average age is 26.3yo

>Newell's Old Boys
>average age is 24.7

kek

>CR7
Truly the goat.

They're literally both in the centre of the city and not even 200m apart you fucking reprobate

you should watch Australian Rules Football

What did he mean by this?

that one always get me

>Arsenal
>Not a single one of the players carries a weapon

Ozil probably has a bomb strapped under his shirt mate

> New York Jets
> No historical connection between New York and jets

The City Ground isn't in the city mate, it's in Rushcliffe
Meadow Lane is like a mile away from the city centre as well

>Aston Villa
>There certainly arent any villa's in Aston

>Chelsea
>not located near the sea

>Willem II
>There is no Willem I

>Manure is in Manchester

Triggered
Go fuck yourself

>Bayern Leverkusen
>Not even in Bayern

>Juventus
>little to no Jews live there

>West Ham United
>there is no Easy Ham United

>newport county
>newport is not a county

>Old Trafford
>No New Trafford

>1. FC Koln
>are actually 7. FC Koln

>Champions League
>Runner ups compete

>easy
also there is an east ham

>Juventus means youth
>nicknamed "Old Lady"

>West Ham
>entire population of Muslims deny name change because pork is haram

Guaranteed replies

>Stamford Bridge
>Not in Stamford
>Not a bridge

>heart of midlothian
>don't play in midlothian

>south Korea
>eat the entire part of a dog except the south part

>Stoke City
>no one is stoked to watch them play

>American football
>only Africans play it and use their hands most of the time

>europa league
>azerbaijan teams can compete

>anfield
>not afield

>New York Jets
>jets that fly into New York tend to crash into buildings

>Edmonton Oilers
>Alberta's oil industry is in one of the largest slumps it's ever seen

kek, love seeing foreigns talk about Manchester

Did you hairy wetback spics know that Manchester United isn't even in Manchester? Did you sisterfucking rag wearing gang war loving stinkies know that Manchester only has one football team in it, and their name is Manchester City?

Stay unwashed and uninformed lads

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>a manc calling others unwas

thank god he never plays

lel, same in Germany with 1860 and Buyern München. Only 1860 is really from München. Plebs still don't get it.

>New York Giants
>play in New Jersey

>Dallas Cowboys
>play in Arlington

>San Fransisco 49ers
>play in Santa Clara

Those are fries too

My bro is right.

That always bothered me

No they aren't, these are fries

>New York Red Bulls
>play in New Jersey
>no red bulls on team
>none of the players drink Red Bull

Youre retarded

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>a fucking leaf education
>a fucking leaf pretending to know things

That's Saint-Germain, not German you stupid fuck

FUCK YOU WE ARE

>Paris Saint Germain
>No Berlin Sankt Francois

>olympic gymnastic club nice
>don't compete in the olympics
>no gymnasts on the team
>not even nice guys

What does Saint Germain actually refer to? Is it a place in Paris or literally a saint?

Other 'Uniteds' were formed by mergers, Newton Heath literally renamed themselves 'United' just because they thought it was a cool meme.

>Oldham Athletic
>the club canteen only stocks fresh meats

Training ground of PSG is located in Saint-Germain, a town next to Paris (actually you could consider it a place in Paris)

these are the same stop trying to make a small distinction

>Washington redskins
>Stadium in Maryland
>Offices in Virginia

>Bayern Leverkusen

You guys really don't get this thread, do you?

Saint Germain is a name that is used quite a bit in French culture IIRC, for both people and places.

>Botafogo
>don't set things on fire

>1. FC Köln
>not in first place

>team is called Borussia Dortmund

>Initials are BVB

>FC Kaiserslautern
>Has never assassinated any Kaisers

>expecting leafless canada to know shits

>Cristiano Ronaldo
>Is actually a muslim