poison dwarf edition
/heem/
Roman is God
Schaub is God
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where does anthony pettis go from here
Post-USADA Pig Rigg couldn't even finish his dinner lmao.
Sooo
What can we expect from tommorow JRE with Criz
is rose you're girl?
boring cliches delivered in a soft-spoken tone that retards will mistake for intelligence and insight
t. j dillishaw
Kyoji Horiguchi vs Yuki Motoya for the next Rizin card. I wish Kyoji was still in the UFC, but WME are being mega jews apparently.
Who's on tomorrow?
Cruz
Awesome. Where did you hear that? Do we know what time this will be?
F
not even wme
rizing dropping the big bucks for the best japanese fighters on the planet (this fight)
seriously, this is #1 and #2 p4p japanese fighters and they are in the same weightclass
So I tried to play ufc 2
Some dude just went as khabib and held me down until I quit, he then messaged me saying he had reported me and to learn to play and khabib champ. I spoke to him expecting him to be a muslim or something but it was some Scottish dude. Why is Khabib so popular? Is it just Conor haters or do people actually find him entertaining?
Who were you playing as?
Joe said it himself at the end of today''s podcast, ya goof
what's better, seeing frank mir or travis browne get shadow realmed?
Rogan said it today,Dont know the time though
el cucuy
Corona McDonalds
did you use the innovational rubber guard though
get gud
Jacare is ducking the Bigg Rigg. Hendricks will smash him, Hendricks has the best takedown defense at MW.
Not that user but Khabib is a monster in the clinch and on the ground in UFC 2
Play heavyweight, the patrician Division, you just have to worry about Werdum and some Cain players
and they say games aren't realistic
who would win werdum in ufc 2 or ken from street fighter 3: 3rd strike?
Very Important Strawpoll
Werdum via Groundfuckery
>implying werdum can close the distance when he's getting fireballs thrown at him
Motoya got heemed recently but it was changed to no contest because his opponent missed weight. Japan is weird, what the point of even fighting if the best you can get is a NC?
Ken takes it easily senpai
Ken fought Laura in SFV who knows BJJ, he probably learnt some ground shit there, not to mention Ken is billed as an American Mixed Martial Artist himself.
Shoryuken and Hadouken too stronk, tatsumaki not necessary
Just flying kick him over the fireball at the start and you are in range for an imanari roll
werdum's double has like 4 frames of invincibility he can use to close the distance
this is what i like to see
how is that even debatable? All the best fighters that Khabib faced Tony did too.
Reminder that if you are against late stoppages you are against heem
Couldn't use anything, everytime I tried he slapped me and stopped it from happening, the grappling in that game is awful
Tony will win
true, i want to see people get as much brain damage as possible in one go
I smoke pure top shelf chronic every single fucking day.
Got a problem with that, /heem/?
*exhales in your face*
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
>being a degenerate
*heems you*
*dabs over your unconscious body*
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cute family desu
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Here's a sport more suited to joubans talents
why is your webm cut weirdly
*portions girlfriend*
dis sum bullshit
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Ferguson.
However, Khabib did destroy Johnson, and Johnson beat Ferguson
What are some good upcoming fights?
Mirko must have smashed so much JAV poontang.
could conor mcgregor beat anthony johnson in a fight?
Ronaldo "Jacare" Souza
Fedor vs Mitrolol
>MMA Math
Sure sign of a casual
that's a lot of dingalings
No one, I repeat, NO ONE, can take that left hand shot
McGeary vs McDermott
Gallagher vs Medvedosky
do you want to fucking go
Except Nate apparently
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DId you watch that embedded? He married a thai mail order bride. She can't even speak proper english.
diniz... ;-;
Hi Mike. How's it feel like to know you lost to a male model?
Jose Aldo desu
Nate is a fucking pussy ass bitch, get torn apart standing so takes it to the ground like the coward that he is.
>muh BJJ
get the fook outta here.
can't find the picture but Nate was literally three times Conor's size that fight man
also Nate is braindead, he can't be KO'd he's like a terminator
Rumble has that in both hands
not sure if low quality bait or mandrama fan
>She can't even speak proper english.
>filipina2qt4u
Perfect.
Worst forced meme here in a while
I learned today that Jose Aldo has a Funko Pop figure
fucking henderson won lads, fuck uk judges
> American flag
> """"""lads"""""""
> fuck uk judges
fag
i honestly think hendo did win by the current judging criteria. p crazy that he took bisping down in the fifth too.
What THE fuck is this guys problem
who gets the next shot at the MW strap, Sam Alvey? Rafael Natal? Elias Theodorou?
based on most deserving?
Elias Theodorou or Sam Alvey
*burger*
Agreed.
1,2,5 Hendo. Clear as day.
Vitor Belfort
fixed
was going to say, it's complete shit without the scar
yeah those are good suggestions but by Bisping logic it should probably be Trevor "Hotsauce" Smith
>fixed
Where's the reebok shorts, senpai?
same
bisping wouldve been complete bro about it too, knowing them both wouldve never had the chance otherwise to touch the belt if not for memes
too bad judges are shit
>he doesn't have cocaine runnin through his motherfuckin' system
fightfan opinions:
nick 125
gsp
hendricks both times over lawler
lawler > condit
mcgregor II is draw
cruz
dodson
tyron
holly
Fagfan opinions you meant
What is?
How you gon' say Dodson beat Lineker but then say Lawler beat Condit?
that one guy that keepsposting the pic/gif/webm of Rashad staring at Rampage
and then that faggot always comment "worst forced meme eva"
wake up tony
its all over
because its the truth? dodson and cruz were evading and reseting not running away