/heem/

poison dwarf edition

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Roman is God

Schaub is God

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where does anthony pettis go from here

Post-USADA Pig Rigg couldn't even finish his dinner lmao.

Sooo

What can we expect from tommorow JRE with Criz

is rose you're girl?

boring cliches delivered in a soft-spoken tone that retards will mistake for intelligence and insight

t. j dillishaw

Kyoji Horiguchi vs Yuki Motoya for the next Rizin card. I wish Kyoji was still in the UFC, but WME are being mega jews apparently.

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Who's on tomorrow?

Cruz

Awesome. Where did you hear that? Do we know what time this will be?

F

not even wme

rizing dropping the big bucks for the best japanese fighters on the planet (this fight)

seriously, this is #1 and #2 p4p japanese fighters and they are in the same weightclass

So I tried to play ufc 2

Some dude just went as khabib and held me down until I quit, he then messaged me saying he had reported me and to learn to play and khabib champ. I spoke to him expecting him to be a muslim or something but it was some Scottish dude. Why is Khabib so popular? Is it just Conor haters or do people actually find him entertaining?

Who were you playing as?

Joe said it himself at the end of today''s podcast, ya goof

what's better, seeing frank mir or travis browne get shadow realmed?

Rogan said it today,Dont know the time though

el cucuy

Corona McDonalds

did you use the innovational rubber guard though

get gud

Jacare is ducking the Bigg Rigg. Hendricks will smash him, Hendricks has the best takedown defense at MW.

Not that user but Khabib is a monster in the clinch and on the ground in UFC 2

Play heavyweight, the patrician Division, you just have to worry about Werdum and some Cain players

and they say games aren't realistic

who would win werdum in ufc 2 or ken from street fighter 3: 3rd strike?

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Werdum via Groundfuckery

>implying werdum can close the distance when he's getting fireballs thrown at him

Motoya got heemed recently but it was changed to no contest because his opponent missed weight. Japan is weird, what the point of even fighting if the best you can get is a NC?

Ken takes it easily senpai

Ken fought Laura in SFV who knows BJJ, he probably learnt some ground shit there, not to mention Ken is billed as an American Mixed Martial Artist himself.

Shoryuken and Hadouken too stronk, tatsumaki not necessary

Just flying kick him over the fireball at the start and you are in range for an imanari roll

werdum's double has like 4 frames of invincibility he can use to close the distance

this is what i like to see

how is that even debatable? All the best fighters that Khabib faced Tony did too.

Reminder that if you are against late stoppages you are against heem

Couldn't use anything, everytime I tried he slapped me and stopped it from happening, the grappling in that game is awful

Tony will win

true, i want to see people get as much brain damage as possible in one go

I smoke pure top shelf chronic every single fucking day.

Got a problem with that, /heem/?

*exhales in your face*

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

>being a degenerate

*heems you*
*dabs over your unconscious body*

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cute family desu

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Here's a sport more suited to joubans talents

why is your webm cut weirdly

*portions girlfriend*

dis sum bullshit

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Ferguson.
However, Khabib did destroy Johnson, and Johnson beat Ferguson

What are some good upcoming fights?

Mirko must have smashed so much JAV poontang.

could conor mcgregor beat anthony johnson in a fight?

Ronaldo "Jacare" Souza

Fedor vs Mitrolol

>MMA Math

Sure sign of a casual

that's a lot of dingalings

No one, I repeat, NO ONE, can take that left hand shot

McGeary vs McDermott
Gallagher vs Medvedosky

do you want to fucking go

Except Nate apparently

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DId you watch that embedded? He married a thai mail order bride. She can't even speak proper english.

diniz... ;-;

Hi Mike. How's it feel like to know you lost to a male model?

Jose Aldo desu

Nate is a fucking pussy ass bitch, get torn apart standing so takes it to the ground like the coward that he is.

>muh BJJ

get the fook outta here.

can't find the picture but Nate was literally three times Conor's size that fight man
also Nate is braindead, he can't be KO'd he's like a terminator

Rumble has that in both hands

not sure if low quality bait or mandrama fan

>She can't even speak proper english.

>filipina2qt4u

Perfect.

Worst forced meme here in a while

I learned today that Jose Aldo has a Funko Pop figure

fucking henderson won lads, fuck uk judges

> American flag
> """"""lads"""""""
> fuck uk judges
fag

i honestly think hendo did win by the current judging criteria. p crazy that he took bisping down in the fifth too.

What THE fuck is this guys problem

who gets the next shot at the MW strap, Sam Alvey? Rafael Natal? Elias Theodorou?

based on most deserving?

Elias Theodorou or Sam Alvey

*burger*

Agreed.

1,2,5 Hendo. Clear as day.

Vitor Belfort

fixed

was going to say, it's complete shit without the scar

yeah those are good suggestions but by Bisping logic it should probably be Trevor "Hotsauce" Smith

>fixed
Where's the reebok shorts, senpai?

same

bisping wouldve been complete bro about it too, knowing them both wouldve never had the chance otherwise to touch the belt if not for memes

too bad judges are shit

>he doesn't have cocaine runnin through his motherfuckin' system

fightfan opinions:
nick 125
gsp
hendricks both times over lawler
lawler > condit
mcgregor II is draw
cruz
dodson
tyron
holly

Fagfan opinions you meant

What is?

How you gon' say Dodson beat Lineker but then say Lawler beat Condit?

that one guy that keepsposting the pic/gif/webm of Rashad staring at Rampage
and then that faggot always comment "worst forced meme eva"

wake up tony

its all over

because its the truth? dodson and cruz were evading and reseting not running away