Sup b. how do i become more alpha?

sup b. how do i become more alpha?

stop posting on Sup Forums

start with growing ears

fuck u

Lose those faggy ass choker necklaces and stop wearing v necks

This. Ears are important. Your mum must have had a mega tight pussy to deform your head like that.

I just wish that that was you

What's your side prior like? Do you have a chin?

get some ears

Your head is fucked bro.

stop posting strange pictures on an imageboard that is inhabited by idiots, neckbeards, virgins and trolls

sharktooth necklace

Grow some god damn ears, pickle rick looking mf

>TFW I am all of those things

You remind me of the weird ass faces the characters from the game Brink all have.

Idk being an up right walking penis with eyes and shit is pretty alpha. You're a huge dick. Nothing is more alpha.

bro ur face is as wide as your neck holy shit, if you ever try to hang yourself you'll slip through the damn thing

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fucking died

have you pickle ricke'd yourself ?

lol

>mfw I know this guy irl

You cannot.

Stop looking like you're gonna be picked by Mexicans

kys and hope for a better reroll

Fuck Dr honeydew and die your hair red

stop caring.
everyone is fucked up.
everyone is insecure.
and if you screw up major in 100 years no one will care.
that's how trump does it.

stop being Mr Poopy Butthole

Oh my fucking god

Your fucking head bro... I'm fucking dying, you look like a fucking sausage man.

Go to gym like me.
Tried to do same pose

Try looking like me

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yeah and age 30 years lol

how to i develop my head meat?

You look like the eggplant emoji

grow some ears

Let's talk about those tumors, son.

You really look bad, i feel sorry for you, no hope for you bro, bad genetics

kek tyler1 hehe xd

ok i'm dying at the thread but wtf are with the comments actually thinking that's op

Get some of the good stuff.

I agree