These humans you've adopted, I will take them all from you one by one.
I'm going to make them suffer, Kal
Zachary Butler
Oliver Fisher
Kek
Jason Myers
perfect castings
Elijah Jones
WHERE IS THE CODEX
Robert Bailey
>This B+ list mostly movie actor is the kind of actor who always gets nominated for things. Tons of film festival noms. He is a winner/nominee of an Academy Award too. Hit pay cable show for a nice run. Gobbling up anything with an oxy in front of it the past few months. Michael Shannon ("Revolutionary Road"; "99 Homes"; "Boardwalk Empire")
agcwebpages.com
please no ;_;
Brayden Jones
THE FOUNDATION HAS TO BE BUILT ON SOMETHING...
Jackson Evans
He eats morons?
Luis Hughes
Toby McGuire would have made a good Zod
Justin Phillips
no, opiates like oxyheroin
Nathaniel Gonzalez
>My name is General Zod. I come from a world far from yours. I have journeyed across an ocean of stars to reach you.
Noah Lee
Michael Shannon would have made a good Peter parker
Camden Murphy
>Harry, a-are you sure Mr. Osborne won't find out?
Caleb Torres
JOIN ME, HELP ME SAVE OUR RACE
Julian Cox
great actor, hilarious dude
Thomas Martin
What core is this?
Brody Harris
Shannoncore
Dylan Murphy
did they fug
Lucas Turner
we /fa/ now
Adam Watson
no
Anthony Cook
He's a big guy
Wyatt Hill
...
Benjamin Lopez
Carson Sanders
>Chastain and Shanman will never be your parents
Gavin Flores
>oxy
Blake Rivera
>Here's 20 bucks, kid. Go watch a movie with your friends while your mom and I have some alone time.
Kevin Fisher
>tfw your dad will never get schizophrenic and force you into an underground bunker
Jackson Edwards
>ywn be a being from another dimension who can tune to electromagnetism and can't tolerate sunlight and has to reach a specific spot for you to go back to where you belong
Christopher Thomas
>tfw no kirsten mommy
Grayson Lewis
mommy no
Lucas Jackson
Based Shannon snatching every mommyfu birthday
William Flores
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Gabriel Stewart
This guy is like 36 btw
Brayden Campbell
LOL
Cooper Anderson
IF YOU LOVE THESE HUMANS SO MUCH KAL
YOU CAN MOURN FOR THEM
Alexander Hill
For the love of god, can anyone find the video of Michael shannon playing with a zod action figure?
Jayden Martinez
MIKED
I
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E
D
Josiah Smith
Let me look for it, I might have it saved somewhere
Nathan Gomez
Why is he so based?
Adrian Reyes
shannonposting is the new baneposting
Ethan Martin
Justin Price
Wouldn't surprise me, I hear he's a huge fucking drunk
Brayden Barnes
...
Aaron Russell
Holy fucking shit you are a god among men, thank you for this, I thought for sure I dreamed it.
Michael Scott
>Zod will never crush Kstew's head into mush
Isaac Price
Shoulda been Llewyn Davis
Connor Powell
i can see it. i think it's more fitting that Llewyn Davis be a manlet though
Kayden Campbell
he always looks so comfy
Lucas Sullivan
I haven't actually seen Llewyn Davis
Joseph Lewis
he's a manlet not a towering pillar of virility like michael shannon
Evan Harris
Ive never seen Michael Shannon
Alexander Cooper
nelson van mememan
Jayden Cooper
How can one man be so based?
Julian Jenkins
Nelson brings home the money
Kayden Ward
>I used to be in the movies, you know
Jaxson Sanchez
Do people actually think this guy is not a Chad?
Jackson Clark
Nelson brings home the money. Kill me Pete
Sebastian Peterson
It's the meme and they ran with it. Hollywood has to sell us a very specific image of Chad after all. The half of guys in showbusiness who have been cucked by Shanman know the truth.
David Fisher
I see what you did there