Who is the absolute worst late night host?

Who is the absolute worst late night host?

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Jimmy Fallon

Fallon by far

Noah. Current Year Man is shit too

Jimmy Fallon

hehehe it's hehehehe Jimmy hahahahahahaha Fallon

Fallon was garbage before he was a host. How he got a host job is just BAFFLING. He was never good. Show me the best of Fallon, you'll see.

Maher is a pretentious fuck but at least he has a personality and has actual opinions and calls out people he hates.

Fallon is a pussy. Fallon is the worst thing to have happened to comedy. Fallon has no gut, no opinions, nothing. He is dull, useless, he has never made me think about anything. A fucking Smosh video is more funny than him.

>The most popular one is the worst.

Sup Forums being a bunch of hipsters, as usual.

I think Jimmy Kimmel's terrible. No personality, just completely flat.

"The only thing that Jimmy Fallon should host is a parasite."

Conan's still pretty good, but the golden age of Late Night is long gone...

Seth Mayer, because he isn't left wing faggot

Wilmore is worst followed by Noah. When is Noah getting fired?

As far as I can tell, they're all garbage except Conan.

Larry Wilmore's show was trash, but he was an alright host.

I personally don't really like John Oliver, he's so pretentious

Best to Worst:

1. Conan
Probably not as funny as he used to be, but he's still the most consistently entertaining late nigh host on TV right now. His clueless gamer segment was really good before it became just a medium to advertise upcoming games.

2. Kimmel
He's really dry, and sometimes seems like he doesn't want to be there, but he throws out a decent skit every once in a while.

3. Fallon
Absolute normie tier, he's so high up simply because he's less forcefully liberal than most of the others, and his impression of Neil Young is good.

4. Maher
A smug douchebag, but at least he isn't afraid to say politically incorrect things sometimes.

5. Cordon
I'm putting him in the middle because I've never watched him.

6. Oliver
The Current Year Man is disgustingly influential with the millennial generation, but at least he can deliver a joke well, and he's the best of all the Jon Stewart style programs.

7. Colbert
He was supposed to bring intellect and wit back to late night TV. Instead, he throws out assembly line, by the numbers Trump jokes every single night.

8. Noah
I just get depressed every time I see this guy. The pandering, the condemning hatred while spewing hate toward the 50% of the country that disagrees with you, the reducing of every issue to simple right and wrong, right being what the Daily Show writers think, wrong being whatever anyone else thinks. It's a sad reminder of the state our nation is in.

9. Meyers
Take everything wrong with the others and put it into one man. One smarmy, douchey, unfunny man. The main reason he's the worst is that, though he hosts what is ostensibly a comedy show, it would fit better on MSNBC. His political segments are the worst of anyone's, and the jokes feel like they were added later, like someone was writing a speech for Rachel Maddow and then remembered, "Oh yeah, there needs to be jokes." It feels like the poor man's Daily Show, and the Daily Show is already the poor man's Daily Show.

It's Corden.

Then Noah.

Then Fallon.

Then it doesn't really matter because theyr'e all more or less the same.

I like every other one except fallon. Conan I think is just lame, but that's fine. So what, 50 year olds like Fallon we proved.

He is not funny, he stutters like a bitch and sucks their dick. Conan is the only decent

t. reddit

WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE JON BACK
I NEED HIM SO FUCKING MUCH

I seem to like Conan more than all of them. He has a personality and gets the best out of most the interviews he does

Who has the copypasta of Jimmy Fallon?

>it's a Jon makes funny faces at the camera in a desperate attempt to hide his utter lack of wit episode
I've never understood why people r8 this sanctimonious hack. At least Current Year Man and Colbert actually tell jokes.

Colbert's alter-ego character allowed for him to include far more wit and satire on CC, now he's the blandest asshole on television.

>>it's a Jon makes funny faces at the camera in a desperate attempt to hide his utter lack of wit episode
Seth does that during every unfunny monologue. The audience is obviously laughing out of sympathy.

*shows a 5 second clip of a politician during a speech*
*makes wacky face*
*audience erupts with laughter*
I hate that fucking jew

All except Conan are fucking awful. I give Maher a pass cause he stands up for what he believes even if his audience boo him. Negative points for the fucking nigger that replaced Stewart.

Out of that picture: Noah, British guy, then Fallon.
Best would be Conan and Kimmel.

>hehehe it's hehehehe Jimmy hahahahahahaha Fallon

SOMEONE GAVE JAMES CORDEN A TALK SHOW?! WHAT?!

this list is perfect except i've never seen meyers show. i would PROBABLY not hate him as much as noah or colbert. conan used to be the best by far.

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tfw you'll never get anymore Late Night episodes with Conan and Max :'(

The first half of every Jon Stewart show was exactly the same. "Hey look at this thing this politician said, I bet they've never said anything to condescend that opinion" *cuts to out of context quote of the person doing just that*

However, he put everyone of these other fucks to shame when it came to his interviews, especially when it came to people he disagreed with. If Trump were on his show, bet he'd never softball him like fuckin Colbert did.

Plus he genuinely seems like an intellectual guy who actually feels the emotions of the country instead of acting like he does for the network.

Not Merican (Britfag), but basically.
>Murricuck with glasses
>Bald ginger nonce
>South "literal white genocide land" African nigger
>Fat Brit bastard
>dunno
>Britcuck with glasses
>dunno
>Old dead nigger
>Dunno, faggot face and didn't wank to Anne Hathaway's arse so probably a faggot
>Kike who's funnily enough the most based one there because he calls pakis out on their bullshit

>The Current Year Man ... at least he can deliver a joke well
Too bad his jokes are a rotation of shitty formulas.

>i would PROBABLY not hate him as much as noah or colbert.
That's what I thought too. Trust me, he's that bad.

Remembering David Letterman, RIP in peace funny man, thank you for all the entertainment

He was cool enough to have Andy Kaufman on his show.

Corden, I mean no one in Bongland has idea who Oliver is, he didn't have any career to speak of until your millennials just adopted him as some weird zeitgeist. But Corden, he was actively hated and then America took him of our hands, and gave him his own show/made him a Youtube star, so he wins.

Maher is the patrician choice

>hates Muslims
>calls out PC millennials as pussies
>guests are actually interesting, not just there to plug a movie

israel first zionist scum

>this guy is a great comedian because his political views align with my own
back to Facebook you go

Noah is the worst. He has no redeeming qualities.

Fallon and Kimmel seem like really pleasant guys.

He's only half Jewish. How big of a Zionist can he be?

as big as they come. look it up

Didn't realize Muslims and millennials were a political stance

That's not fair. Jon also did funny voices.

>all are liberal
>massively disproportionate amount are jews
HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?????

Reality has a liberal bias.

t. Colbert

He gets super butthurt if anyone questions Isreal on anything.

Set Meyers is what Fallon haters make Fallon out to be. Corden is probably the worst though.

I honestly hate Colbert more than any of these guys. Some of these guys just aren't funny or interesting but this guy breeds stupidity, he has never once given a fair shake to any opposing view point on his show, his entire spiel is just "everything i don't like his silly and illogical, haha we're obviously correct and if you don't agree you're basically retarded" Political comedy is poisoning young minds.

OK, let's go through:

>Colbert
Pretty good, desu

>Meyers
Discount Colbert, mediocre

>Maher
Asshole, but smart asshole who actually cares about shit and makes an effort

>Noah
Unfunny trash, but at least he's amiable. The feel-good one.

>Oliver
Unfunny, but actually runs interesting stories that the rest don't cover and does actual research and reporting

>Willmore
rip in pepperonis, wet noodle host with the personality of mayonaisse. Oh, sorry, right, that's racist to imply a proud black man would eat white shit like mayo.
>(the worst prior to him getting forced out)

>literally who?
literally who?

>Kimmel
resounding meh. Stick him in with meyers, they can be mediocre together.

>Conan
Pretty much the last beacon of hope for late night, outside of...

>not pictured: Craig Ferguson
The actual last hope of Late Night.

>Fallon
Literally should be killed. The world would be better without him in it. He's not just unfunny, he's anti-funny. The world is a less funny place because he exists.

tie between fallon and corden...i hate that fat fuck

John "Rat" Oliver
Steven "Cuck" Colbert
or Jimmy "xd epic" Fallon

The only ones I've seen recently are Jimmy Kimmel and Trevor Norton and both of them fucking suck dick.

Jimmy Fallon is horrible.

>Fallon has no gut, no opinions, nothing. He is dull, useless, he has never made me think about anything.
perfect for the tonight show

Dude, nice opinions.

9/10 would watch with.

I literally cannot tell the difference between Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel.

>only half Jewish.
still one half too much

Cordon is a poor man's Norton

I suppose the reality is jews must just be a natural master race by that measure then desu.

decent ratings,

i hate maher, and have hated him since the 90s when he used to claim to be a libertarian but was pro gun control.

also did willmore ever do a show where he didn't talk about race?

I can't bring myself to hate Fallon because he's not even trying to be clever or funny, just as non-threatening as possible so that celebrities will feel comfortable playing stupid games with him.

Best of the non-political, actually-trying-to-be-funny hosts:
Conan
[POWER GAP]
Kimmel
Corden
Meyers

men in suits lol amirite?

Jimmy Fallon is the best easily, his musical stuff is great

Honestly, Leno and Letterman were both so bad that they make all the current ones look decent.

ALL OF THEM


Ferguson>>>shit>>the rest

I feel the same about Fallon. He's fine.

I've never seen Corden because I fucking hate that unfunny cunt from UK TV so I can't stand seeing him for more than 30s.

Kimmel/Meyers are both smug and just fundamentally not funny despite desperately trying to be funny. It's a bit sad if anything.

I miss Letterman.

>colbert pretty good
stopped reading there

1. Conan with A + B list interviews would be unbeatable. But NBC ruined that. If you enjoy watching a show laugh at itself, this is it.

2. Oliver's HBO show is perfect. Tears each party a new one and does interesting stories as well.

3. Cordon is entertaining, but harmless. If he had a bigger budget and better guests he could be bigger.

4. Colbert's eccentricity gets old, but he is funny, and his segments stay pretty fresh.

(Everything below this is garbage)

5. Fallon gets this spot because everything around him is well done. His jokes are just repetitive, predictable, network driven crap.

6. Kimmel is too even keeled, letting the jokes get the laughs and never bringing much to the table personally.

7. Mayers entire show is just him doing the desk bit from SNL, followed by guests you will have fallen asleep before they come out.

8. Maher's inability to even consider that he could possibly ever be wrong makes him a cancer to viewers.

9. Noah has great writers backing him, but all the shows that are one sided politically are just brainwashing bullshit. Noah gets 2nd to last because, I can't understand him sometimes and his tone fails punchlines.

10, the holy shit of shit hosts, is Larry Willmore. His entire show is complaining and social inequality. Predictable, poorly written and even worse executed.

>non-political
>Meyers
youtube.com/watch?v=HvV2JY8kbgI

Fallon

Literally no, as to the last point.

Someone went through and took the time to see if there was 1 singular episode that he didn't race-bait. There wasn't one.

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>Colbert
Absolute trash

>Conan
Was funny like thirty years ago, should just quit tbqh

>Noah
So trash he literally destroyed the integrity of one of the most effective liberal satire machines in the space of a year, will be remembered as the sole reason Trump was elected

>Corden
I don't watch him often, but from what I've seen he's genuinely slightly amusing

>Kimmel
Sup Forums-tier trash, slightly funnier than Fallon, show sucks

>L'EPIC CURRENT YEAR MAN
I know this won't be popular around here, but I think he is actually pretty amusing when he's not being political. The most annoying thing about him is the redactors that take literally everything he says in his videos at face value, and suddenly not only have passionate opinions about things they didn't know existed ten minutes ago, but think they're experts, too.

>Myers
I'm not sure what's more impressive, that this guy got a show out of his amazingly bad Weekend Update career, or that they managed to replace him with two people who are somehow less funny than him.

>Wilmore
lol

>Fallon

Yeah, it's annoying that he can't finish any of his mediocre jokes without giggling, but he seems like a nice guy, and his show is fairly amusing with some pretty stellar bits.

>Maher
I literally fucking hate Bill Maher more than anyone else on this planet. He is the last dying symbol of the fucking retarded epic fedora meme atheism culture of the last decade that just needs to die. Seriously fuck Bill Maher and his stupid fucking face. I would like to preface this next sentence by saying I'm not a Sup Forums guy, but seriously, if all jews in interwar Germany went around acing like Bill Maher, I would start to understand the whole Hitler thing. Fuck I hate that guy.

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>both off by one

is this why our conservatism is dying?

no, check these

These opinions are the correct ones.

I would add that Kimmel has a fucking malformed jaw, and Fallon has nothing at all behind his eyes, wouldn't surprise me to hear he's a recidivist sexual predator, he has Michael Myers eyes.

John Oliver was known in Britain as a weak rip-off of an already fairly ropey comedian called David Baddiel, who looked like an anti-Semitic caricature. In America Oliver's simply a cypher for much better writers and researchers, so can hardly be either credited or blamed for anything he says. He's an actor hired to play the role of a comedian. The same is true of Corden except that he never reminded anyone in Britain of anyone even slightly funny.

First off:
>Ferguson
Hilarious, I'd take him back instantly

>Colbert
Okay, a few okay bits. Better interviewer than people give him credit for, with politicians/pundits. I prefer him just as a performer, instead of host.

>Conan
Still pretty good, although Richter adds so much to the show that it's tough to define it without him.

>Noah
Charisma-less, humorless.

>Corden
Seems like an asshole. Not funny. Not as talented as he thinks he is. He's consistently the worst part of his own singing segments.

>Kimmel
Kind of a nice, dry wit. Not all that memorable.

>Oliver
What this user said about him: >Meyers
He's alright. I like some of his segments that are more informational, and that he has a lot of the SNL castmembers current and not current on for more fun bits.

>Wilmore
He's alright, but the show wasn't for me. But I doubt it was intended for me, anyways.

>Fallon
Isn't a comedian. Seems like a nice enough guy, just not funny.

>Maher
The smartest of them. The only show that I actually watch. I don't agree constantly, but the show isn't like Politically Incorrect, and is far more wonkish. His sense of humor isn't that great though, and the Trump jokes get tiring. I just like him as a discussion moderator and a thoughts-guy.

Bonus:
>Graham Norton
Comfy, underrated, and brings out the best in guests, a lot like Ferguson.

You don't know what you got until it's gone. I know I had my share of complaints about Stewart, but he really was good at what he did. And now he's rightfully earned his retirement. Colbert's charming, but other than that, he's nothing special on The Late Show. Conan's slipped, but his off-studio segments are great. Jon Oliver brings up great issues to talk about and they're in-depth, but he himself isn't funny enough to carry it. And then everyone else. Yuck.

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Fallon

how could you make a category called DUDE LIBERALISM LMAO then fail to put colbert in it

who are those guys above Kimmel and the right of Kimmel?

Fuck I miss Ferguson, Conan is great but he dumbs shit down too much. Kimmel is great, Mean Tweets was genius. Fallon is the safest host, like a news reporter

I have never liked any talk show in any form

Above Kimmel is James Cordon. Right of him is Seth Meyers.

Mr. Current Year followed by Fallon.