/mlb/ General- Mariners edition

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execute all Manfred apologists

Last 2 digits = number of times Steve Pearce will be intentionally walked in 2017

Mariners suck dick and have never won the World Series

>In an effort to connect with current trends, the starting pitcher will dab 4 times instead of throwing four pitches to international walk the batter.

thanks canada
love you too

> an effort to connect with current trends

you're not even being creative anymore

>international walk

Will Felix bounce back this year bros?

>going this far to be a special snowflake in your delivery
Come the fuck on

>picture of a happy Jose Altuve

3.5 era
he will do pretty good but will get BTFO in an important game in the last week of the season

Why did he do that, the dumb fucker.

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now this I can get behind

commissioner of FUN when?

F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER

YOU IS FOR YOU AND ME

N IS FOR NIGGER

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lol

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DIDI GREGORIOUS MAKES YANKEE FANS EUPHORIUS

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So I guess this is a webm thread now?

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Guess so

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Fuck that autistic faggot

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That really got his noggin joggin

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discord.gg/BVzDfuF

>inb4 discord shit posts

can you fuck off?

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Can we impeach Manfred? He's ruining baseball.

this

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I don't really care about this new rule, but I am worry that it's a slippery slope

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It is going to save 14 seconds a game. Literally retarded. This in combination with the All Star game changes are sure sign that he's a dope.

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manfred is the only force keeping baseball relevant in 2017

you're all clueless faggots with terrible investment portfolios

tbf that is a fantastic throw by perez

they all are m8

This post is correct. I haven't bothered watching baseball since 2009 but I will now with this fantastic change to intentional walks. I'm a long time Yankee fan btw.

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>Manfred wants to deport this

you have to have that webm where roidtiz hits that double play and he barley makes it to first

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>run like that
>still hit .315

Can't wait until there's dugout DJ's at every baseball game

>MAKE SOME NOOOOISE
>EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS

so mlb
what are the formal proceedings we must go through to get manfred arrested? what do we need?
i have about $30 and an endless amount of time thats otherwise spent shitposting here

So are there any actually arguments against this new rule implementation, or are you all just stuck in your antiquated traditions? Grow up.

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Mariachi bands at Dodger Stadium

play rap music in the stadium while the ball is in play like NBA

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have sex with him
say that he signaled to ejaculate instead of thrusting 4 times and therefore raped you just like he's raping baseball
easy

in the old days they would have bred the fuck out of this guy on plantations

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>Canadian baseball

> leaf "humour"

good post

>thread full of baseball related fuck ups
>singles out the one canadian one because its canadian
i love the leaf memes as much as anyone but calm down

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who is going to hit the most dongs this year?
who is going to hit the longest dong?

mike stanton for both

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LMFAO

you cucks are unbelievable.

wew

This thread started out fine until the 4th post. Maybe even the 2nd post.

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>tfw there is way more baseball talk in a minute of discord than a whole day of Sup Forums

Why don't you stay there then?

i just wanted to pretend people liked the Mariners

is that Marlins legend Ichiro Suzuki?

>ichiro will never get a ring

it hurts

I'm fairly sure Stanton will be the one who has a monster season and not Royce. He's going to hit a shit ton of home runs this year.

wtf i love canada now

>ichiro will never get a ring
>Griffey never got a ring
>Edgar never got a ring
>Felix will never pitch in October
>the mariners will never win a world series
>the sonics are never coming back

>the sonics are never coming back

That's fine, fuck apehoop. People literally started caring when they left, disgusting desu