Should I get a escort to lose my virginity to? I'm 18 btw

Should I get a escort to lose my virginity to? I'm 18 btw

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No, you're too young. Give it some time lad. Try and land yourself some pussi.

Do what makes your pathetic existence more tolerable, like the rest of us.

Also don't wear a rubber or else technically you are still a virgin.

In eastern PA?

No, i did and wouldn't recommend it.

Honestly your sexual prospects will like it that you're a virgin.

Tennessee, Judging from the picture

I live in toronto. we should bang

dicks last resort huh? Also dont do it. not worth it

Go to Philly, I'll give you the bangings

Why shouldn't I?

Might as well. Look for GFE specialists.

good faith estimate?

I live in eastern PA, hit me up

No.I was 21 the first time. 80% of your friends are lying virgins too. Give it time.

That being said, it doesn't matter if you're still a virgin. Don't focus on ejaculating in someone's vagina. Focus on finding someone that you want to be around and to spend your life with. Someone with good chemistry and shared views etc. The rest will come automatically and it won't matter if you're a virgin or not.

Show ur belly button close

>eastern pa
>non american date system

I use the same way.. I'm from Florida.. America has a fucked way of dating things.. I don't use it.

Also, check my dubs

Were you homeschooled? I was from florida, and when I learned how to date, it was m/d/y

If you got the dough, get your fuck on

Dont stress. Im 19 just lost mine. As long as your not retarded looking and have some type of personality you'll get it done.

What do you charge?

Whats wrong with escorts? Someone please explain. Im 25. I need to lose mine like years ago.

No one has respect for a guy who fucks escorts. You'll be treated as a virgin but with std's. People will still think you have no game. Girls who find out about this are repulsed. There's nothing to be gained by this other than sort of losing your virginity

>telling people you fuck escorts
what

Listening to people in this thread.

Fuck pride, ego and social construct bullshit.

You want to get laid then you get laid.

If you worry about what people will think about certain things then don't fucking tell them after the fact. Jesus Christ. Are people seriously this autistic?

The benefit of the escort is that you can playout any sick disgusting or odd shit that normal women probably wont be into.

>nothing to be gained by this other than sort of losing your virginity

Non escort women have stds too user. I need to lose it so i can move on. Idk. Besides who is gonna find out? I have no friends i dont talk to any co workers i barley have any dignity left anyway so whu should i care.

/thread

Also bump

You retarded newfriend?

Nope. Just interested in the topic

Escorts are guaranteed to have std's. I guess you'll be a little better in the bed.

How do people even put this losing virginity stuff on a pedestal anyways? Guys like to brag about it but when they're drunk and honest they really didn't care much afterwards that they had lost their virginity. Good relationships with sex are the goal after you've had one. One night stands are just meh.

Its not on a pedestal in my opinion. My point is that i just want to get it over with and move on. I havent had any luck with regular women and i feel like im just getting older.

Escorts are absolutely not guaranteed to have STDs. Streetwalkers and amateur methheads off CL yeah, professional escorts, no.

I don't think you understand how this industry works. Pretty much everyone who uses escorts with any amount of regularity is a member of at least one online forum. That's how most of these girls get clients in the first place. Reputation is everything, if a girl is getting her clients sick, that is going to circulate in the communities, and she won't get clients anymore. Escorts have a financial incentive to stay clean.

Source: I've been mongering for over a decade, been with at least 100 girls, and have never once gotten an STD.

This notion that only pathetic losers pay for sex is an incredibly silly, ignorant one. It's a kneejerk reaction from people who don't bother actually thinking about the issue and just want to sound macho.

First off, there have been numerous high-profile celebrity scandals involving prostitutes. Eliot Spitzer was forced to resign as governor of New York when it was revealed that he was seeing high-end call girls. Eddie Murphy got in trouble for picking up a transgender prostitute. Hugh Grant was fucking hookers while married to a prime Elizabeth Hurley. Justin Bieber had photos taken of him at a brothel in Brazil. Lamar Odom nearly died of an overdose in a Nevada Brothel. Charlie Sheen, of course, is famous for his exploits with sex workers.

Even Bryan Cranston admits to losing his virginity to a Dutch hooker (source: rollingstone.com/movies/news/on-the-cover-breaking-bad-stars-bryan-cranston-and-aaron-paul-20120801)

Prostitution is a multi billion dollar industry. In Germany alone, the (regulated) sex trade generates over 15 billion euros annually. Do you think that's all from neckbeards spending their tendie money on hookers? It also still requires one to actually interact with a woman in order to make a booking and, of course, to perform the act. Doesn't seem likely that people who are too socially anxious to leave their homes are going to do that. Statistically, the majority of people who frequent sex workers are upper class and socially competent. I can also say, anecdotally, that most of my friends who do it are married, and the girls I see tell me that many of their clients are married as well.

So why, if they can get sex for free, do they pay for it? Well, it basically comes down to convenience, specificity, and control. If you're a professional, don't have a ton of downtime, and want sex, it's simply more efficient to pay for it. It's too time-consuming to use dating apps, wait for responses, go to bars, etc. You also get exactly what you want, when you want it. You want a blonde with green eyes, C cups, and long legs who will dress like a schoolgirl and finger your asshole while she blows you, and you want her tonight? You've got it. It's very unlikely that you'll be able to find that level of specificity without paying for it. You might get someone who checks some of those boxes, but not likely all, and certainly not precisely on your schedule. Some people have a specific type, want what they want, and won't settle for less.

The other big one I mentioned above is control. The fact is, as a man, you are not generally in control of your own sex life. Women generally are the ones who decide if you get to have sex. It doesn't matter how "alpha" you are, you are never guaranteed sex. You can go out looking for it, you can do things to improved your odds, but it's never a sure thing. Even if you're married or in a relationship, sometimes she's tired, or not feeling it today, or you has a fight, or she's away, or any number of reasons. A common characteristic of powerful men (including celebrities, politicians, and businessmen) is that they like to be in control. They want what they want, when they want it, and so, using sex workers gives them that control. It flips the script. Now, they DO have control over their sex lives because all they need to do is send a text or an email, and a girl will come over and fuck them.

Many people are also stuck in sexless marriages that they feel trapped in for financial reasons and feel that using dating apps or whatever to get sex is too risky. Sex workers give these people an easy, discreet outlet.

I started getting escorts in my mid-twenties and I regret waiting so long to do it

I was incel for 6 years before I resorted to it

pic related was my first one

You say you want to get it over with, but what are you trying to gain or what do you think you'll achieve?

It won't make you any better with normal women.

It will, actually. Most people who are virgins at a more advanced age often are because they build sex and women up to near-mythical proportions. They self-sabotage because they're afraid because they think sex is the most important, best, most wonderful thing ever, and getting it will be nigh-impossible. Having sex a few times and seeing that it's not actually a big deal at all can make a huge difference in a guy's confidence.

On a related note, I'm a 22 year old virgin. Would you still say the same to me as you would to OP?

This.

Also, the biggest thing that I wish I knew is that women sexually mature at a rate 10x faster than guys. Seriously.

Looking back, while I was "interested" in girls I didn't really put any effort into it until about 25-30. A lot of the girls you look at and think "I'd love to fuck that chick..." is way out of your league at 18 simply because she's most likely already comfortable with the fact that she's a sexual being and had dick thrown at her every single day since she was 14.

i'm 24 and have never kissed a girl or had a friend who was a girl

same question

If you want STDs, yes. There is nothing special about putting your dick in pussy, its not worth it unless you want offspring.

rent a hooker

it's fun

Is that your pic? Looks like a place in Chicago

See

1) Nice cp.

2) This is totally false. Stop paying for sex.

Sex is neat but overhyped.
Don't stress about it.
It'll happen when it happens.

You need some hobbies.

will they laugh at my small penis

Explain why it's false. I'll wait.

i game and lift thats about it

not out loud

STD's really aren't that rampant among prostitutes, it's a lie from housewife bitches who don't know how to pleasure their men in the same way they used to play ads about weed making white girls want to fuck black men.

Do it, it will be awesome but not special; then again it won't be special despite who it's with. Do it.

nice trips

do what I did OP.

give up and say fuck it. once bitches saw they had no power over me, they got moist from what they perceived as chadness, (even though it was severe and crippling depression with suicidal tendencies) and wanted to fuck.

good luck

I saw pic related a few times

she gave good head

what if you're ugly

>can make a huge difference in a guy's confidence

Exactly my point. Confidence of which i have 0. If i get it over with it wont have to be on a pedestal and i can move one and get shit done. If i have to pay for it Fuck it. I can decide thick or skinny and all that other shit.

This is one of the great things about escorts. You will get some blowjobs you would not believe. Dudes who say blowjobs are shit always crack me up now. I had a girl I see in Amsterdam make me cum so hard with her mouth once that I started laughing uncontrollably and physically could not move for about a full minute. Just lying there laughing like a fucking maniac with jizz shooting out of my dick.

This is why escorts are awesome.

dude, I am hideously ugly and fat. it doesnt matter, lose the inhibition. larp being a MEGA CHAD, its what the Chads do.

Just do it. I was in your position, it made a world of difference for me. Try and you'll see.

but i would assume you need to socialize and be in situations where you might be socially approachable to women

how is this performed

1) I've never had difficultly finding women to fuck. Just use the internet. Women are just as horny as men. If you want to fuck someone there's always someone to fuck. It might not be "the exact person you want to fuck right now" but there's always someone who will fuck you or provide you with companionship.

2) If you think that #1 is not true, then you are probably not comfortable in your own skin or simply incapable of sitting in a room alone by yourself for a day or two. You should work on that first. If you're needy and annoying NO ONE will want to be around you, let alone the person you're trying to have sex with.

3) Stop paying women for shit they should be giving you for free. This just makes women think they have power over you that they don't. I have never met a single woman who was not just as, if not more of a hornball than I am (most are VASTLY more horny than I am and I fucking jerk off every day). If a girl will fuck herself with any inanimate object that she can find just to get off starting at age 13 then I'm sure she'd be happy to let you shove a few fingers in there after the appropriate 30 mins of gentle persuasion.

If you're too fucking lazy to talk to someone for half an hour vs paying them $100 then just fucking kill yourself.

I will user. Im really thinking considering it. Fuck if i didnt have to be up in less 3 fucking hours id ask you how it went..

either sell drugs, or just be a douchebag.

Find some nerdy chubby chick who's into weirdos.

There's plenty of weirdo sciencey girls around. You just gotta do shit they do. Hunt.

im into weird chubby chicks already but how would i meet them

im a fucking neet and rarely go out

do what the alpha males do. find the places these nerd girls graze, and become hte apex predator of said location. comic shops, retrogame shops, hobby shops, places like that.

That's the thing, it's not the matter of finding a woman to fuck, is that most woman who advertise they want to fuck are either ugly or bugged-out whores.

Used tinder and hooked up with a hot piece, but had this really creepy "daddy" fetish, and personally I look more like a younger brother despite being 18+. I had so much sex that night that I had to start faking orgasms because my dick would get stage shy, not fun, but you just spit on her back and wipe it off before she knows it's not cum. I'm getting off track here.

I'm perfectly fine being alone, because I don't want to settle. I know this might mean I'll die alone, but I'd rather have a comfortable live with good friends for company than live like shit because I settled with the wrong person and have a shitty marriage out of wedlock.

I just want a nice woman who's latina or asian who likes the same things I do without being fucking obnoxious or embarassing about it, like, stop trying to impress me.

Ok, so you've managed to prove my point. Did you not read what I said at all? It's not losers who can't talk to women, it's people who have neither the time nor inclination to bother wasting time getting anything less than exactly what they want.

Your #2 is irrelevant to the point entirely, and is wrong. I've been married twice. I've lived on my own for 8 years now and I love it.

#3 also misses the "powerful people want what they want when they want it" point entirely.

I suggest working on your reading comprehension. Your implication that only lazy or otherwise deficient people do this stuff is pretty categorically debunked in my post.

>larp being a MEGA CHAD
oh god, I used to do this and it was cringy as fuck. The sad part is that it worked

it always works. they dont want substance, they want the style.

Have sex with a escort without a Rubber, nigga you crazy?, he can use the rubber is the same.

You do your thing men, if you know one that is clean go for it, if the girl is clean you can do it without condom but its gonna cost more.

Went to one in Boston when I was around 8. Fuck that food was awful.

bro teach me how to do this

i'll forever be greatful

I know a way to get laid if you're in Cali, theres a girl who is sort of a secret slut, she posts in the Sup Forums draw thread, her name is bawble, if you chat her up, and are nice to her, she'll at the very least blow you... not many guys hit her up because shes kind of a shut in. Let me know if you're interested.

yknow how most women say that confidence is a turn-on and cockiness is a turn-off? it turns out that most of them can't really tell the difference.

that's it. like I said, it's cringy as fuck, but I had limited success with it (up from no success)

This sounds like a problem I may have.

Ok, you know when you're talking to people and you have something pop into your head that you really want to say, but don't because it's rude or you're worried they'll get offended? Start saying those things. If they get offended, do not apologize, just laugh it off. It's no big deal. You don't really care what they think anyway.

be a dick, condescending, and arrogant. show bitches no love. they dont care about you, you shouldnt care about them either. this shitty treatment is what dampens the panties of stacies and THOTs.

women are stupid and rely on "feelings" instead of reality. use their feelings against them.

Sure buddy, go for half and half and make sure u check out the goods before u buy, you don't want any extra nutsacks getting in the way

he's right
you're better off fapping

See...here's your free therapy session for the day:

Your problem is not that you can't find a girl to fuck you, it's that you care what the girl thinks about how you fuck her.

Just find someone that you get along with that you're attracted to. Sex just kinda happens. You don't need to always get off, you don't need to always get her off, you don't need to always fuck, you don't need to do anything. Just do whatever the fuck you want.

The important part is to find someone that is interesting to you and gets you going and fits with you during that time of your life.

get hooker even fat neckbeard's get laid before 18 get a hooker older than you 25 or 30 don't go into too many details until sure shes legit and looks like her pic. then if you want to go around bragging lie lie and lie some more don't be a retard and tell people you're first time was with a hooker. i have faith in you user god speed.

18 virginfag too, granted I'm more of virgin because I don't trust people but it's well worth the wait to find someone special, I've got an amazing friend that I get to lose mine with in the next couple weeks, I believe in you OP, play it safe and find someone good.

why would you have to wait to find someone special? you could be fucking all the non-special girls in the meantime, gaining xp

I read that. But it's not of relevance to a normal person. No one on Sup Forums is a celeb.

You're trying to say that "you're powerful because you pay a whore" but you're not. You're a loser because you're pretending that you're powerful by using a representation of a weeks worth of work in exchange for an hours worth of work that you could have gotten for 30 mins worth of work.

And in the end, my reasoning for constantly saying "stop paying whores" is because you're just creating artificial inflation on something that shouldn't even be a commodity. If you quit paying for it, the value will drop, then it will go back to being free. Instead, all you losers keep giving these attention starved sluts money to do what they should be giving doing anyway. That is not a demonstration of power, that is a demonstration of weakness.

>friend
>planning sex couple weeks in advance
>both of you are autistic or you are lying

i am interested. what part of cali?

>why would you have to wait to find someone special?
this guy gets it.

it's never special it's just pussy love and sex are two different things .

Escorts rock. Just look up a local forum

You honestly think that if prostitution, which, I might add, has existed since literally the beginning of human civilization, went away, women wouldn't hold any sexual power anymore? What about the club scene? PUA? Fuccbois? They still give women tons of attention and "inflate the market" for everyone else. You think prostitution is ever not going to exist? It's one of the most lucrative and recession-proof industries in history.

You, sir, are an idiot.

different guy here,

and, yeah, fucking hookers isn't for everybody. You obviously care a lot about the money. It wouldn't be fun for you because you'd spend the whole time thinking about how you're going to pay your rent

but for guys that don't really care about a couple hundred bucks and just want to have porn star sex with an attractive woman on demand it's a lot of fun.

Through your life you'll get puss no need to pay for it.

AN escort. Should I get an escort.

No, you should work on your writing and grammar skills first. Do well in life and you will always get laid.

you're on a website right now with literally hundreds of 30+ year old virgins. They missed out on their prime

Exactly. I never said it's for everyone and that it's the only right way to do things, if it's not for you, it's not for you. My point was that this notion that it's for losers is absurd.

Your logic is heavily flawed. Prostitution is the world's oldest profession. It's never going to stop. These bitches are in it for the money not the sex