K what do I do now?

K what do I do now?

now u invite her for netflix and chill but skip the netflix

Tell her you eat ass.

Yeah seeing her next week cuz she's going out of town

oh she freaky
you better rail that ass or she gone

What did she say about the ass eating?

I didnt say that yet

Woah

well hello?

Holy shit bud

Start exercising that jaw Sup Forumsrother
That ass ain't gonna eat itself

See, I told you!

Tell her that you love eating cum too, but you though this was grindr

What does this girl look like?

She sounds like a good egg!

well, gl bud it's done, you're getting laid

Man I've only had sex with one girl and it was ways vanilla

I'm kind of ratttled

Tell her to send some pics

...

This.
Tell you want one to clean out the tubes with and stick the tanks with some fresh juice.

Ofc you scored a damn whale

She just said good night

Gross. Cut your losses and keep your dignity.

That's an orca at worst bud. She said she'd lick my ass

I had suspicions. I was right, you scored a disgusting whale. Congratulations, you're a fucking failure.

Maybe next time you won't swipe right on these hambeasts.

Canadian boy, eh?

An orca is another name for a killer whale you fucking idiot.

Yeah bud

so what? she only wants to fuck, not make a friend...
now u go lurking for more pussy to fuck with less meat attached to their bones

They're pretty small whales, still good oil though

An accurate depiction of what you're getting into.

Am in Edmonton. Dick this donkey then post pics.

They're actually closer to dolphins than whales.

Holy fuck I love this board

Enjoy your std

Wanna see my child porn collection

Naw this guy has the real whale

Oh fuck. People need to stop giving these disgusting behemoths dick and they'll stop existing.

Fucking niggers, man. They'll fuck anything.