Got any good stories about puking? I just threw up in the bathroom, pretty sure I have the flu or some shit...

Got any good stories about puking? I just threw up in the bathroom, pretty sure I have the flu or some shit. Lay em on me

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Heres one OP
When I was out of town I got some KFC chicken pop's was eating them on the road was feeling fine but when I got back into town and got out to stretch my legs I throw up every thing in my stomach it was odd because like I said I was feeling fine right up tell I throw up. yep dull and 100% true but you asked OP

>be me
>3rd grade
>recess
>just ate lunch
>had mini hot dogs and other crap they served
>hot as hell
>go back to class
>last one in
>walk through door way
>blow chunks of hotdogs
>can't find trash can
>classmates look in shock
>sent home and drank Gatorade
>no one mentions it ever again to me

I can't wait to post this on r/greentext

> be at work conference
> people flown in from around the country
> dark auditorium
> speaking giving it 'fiscal projections, fiscal policy suggest...'
> suddenly feel woozy, shit no idea where that came from, I'm healthy AF
> hang on, can't shake this, something is brewing
> maybe just give it a min....
> fuck no, guts are in trouble, need toilet
> jump up, knock over chair, race to the door
> speaker stops, everyone looking at me run like an idiot holding my mouth
> success made it out of the room, there's the men's, 30 more yards to go
> im making a big enough scene four or five staff members present all stop what they're doing and look at me
> in middle of foyer guts release
> vomit streams out with terror force
> all over their carpet
> see and hear chunks splashing
> keep running to the bathroom spraying it all around for another 8 feet
> make it to the stall and let rip again
> 5 minutes of think I've finished/no I'm still going
> eventually stomach settles
> not a chunk on me
> sheepishly walk out and catch elevator to my hotel room
> have awesome hour long bath and herbal tea

What you mean?

I drink 3 bottles of rum a weekend... So I understand quite a bit about vomitando.

>be me
>new gf
>her dad's into bikes
>go round for a meal
>he asked me to ride pillion
>yeah why not
>it's all Good
>hit motorway
>bike hitting easily over 100 mph
>everything is blurred, tunnel like
>throw up in helmet
>too embarrassed to say anything
>20 mins ride back home
>take helmet off
>try to sneak to remove helmet
>he dose it before I have the chance
>sick falls out everywhere
>he laughs
>fast forward five years
>get married
>this is his wedding speach
Never ride a bike again

Puked for two days straight.. lost 20 lbs before I gave up and called an ambulance. Ended up puking up my own shit... ya.. it's a thing...
Turns out it was a weird way of having a manic episode/breakdown from an abusive household. and once they gave me a Zoloft I was fine.... really shitty way of finding out you're bipolar... pun intended.

Be me
20 y.o. tranny
Be 10 lbs overweight
Try to get into binging and purging to get a guilt free sweet fix.
Eat a tub of sherbet, leftover ziti and brownies.
Tastes great
Let it rest for 10, 15 mins. Sipping bottled water.

Cont..

This is my first time so my technique sucked.
Queue me gagging and retching with fingers in the back off my throat.
Finally some comes out, dipping all over hand, down my arm leaving orange chunks on my pale skin

Cont....

> fecal vomiting
Yep as you said definitely a thing. If this happens you gotta get yourself medical help asap. It means things are going seriously wrong inside ya.
T. Emergency medfag

Takes about a half hour to get it all out. 9/10 gags did nothing. In the end my face was leaking mucus from every hole and I had puke burning in the back of my nose.

But I felt so free. Like I had gotten away with murder. That was when I first discovered binging and purging

Found out the hard way that I'm allergic to bell pepper.

>be at restaurant
>great grandma not gonna finish the rest of her pizza (special/combo, not sure what kind she ordered but it had peppers on it)
>"Want the rest?"
>fuckyes.gif
>get home later feeling a little queasy but nothing extreme so I go to bed
>wake up at like 3am feeling like a xenomorph is about to explode from my gut
>try to walk it off
>nope
>laid back down tossing and turning not knowing what to do
>suddenly sit straight upright and projectile vomit all over my bed
>leap up and try to make it to the toilet for the second wave
>barely make it but got some on the seat
>spew a couple more times throughout the day

Best friend Gary has just got license and car. That weekend cruise around with our gfs. Tracy and me in the back seat.
Gary pulls over, he and his gf run into school grounds to screw leaving Tracy and I to get busy in the car. We've been drinking but both feeling frisky, never done anything more than kissing and titty grabs.
Going hard out for 10 mins. She starts pushing me down. Shit, she wants me to eat her out???? Awesome. Her hand is really pushing on my head and shes moaning. Hang on Tracy, I'm getting there. Don't worry, I want this as much as you.
Very next moment she vomits all over the top of my head and over the back seat of the car. She dies from embarrassment. Fuck, THATS why she was so forceful. She wanted me to get off her. I'm just bummed, I don't mind wiping spew off my neck, I thought I was going to taste drunk slimy pussy.
Our relationship never recovered. Two weeks later she went out with another guy, found out he raped her virginity away. Poor girl couldn't win.

>Be me
>22
>college drop out
>working slave wage job
>put on a lot of weight since leaving highschool
>need to lose weight
>try dieting
>doesnt work
Ihavenoselfcontrol.psd
>decide to try bulimia because it sounds easier than managing what I eat
>first night binge on taco bell at like, 3 in the morning after destroying some asses in battlefield 1
>tum feels bad
>go to bathroom to try and puke up the pain from overeating again
>shove middle and index finger down throat
>gag
>no puke
>shove toothbrush down throat
>dry heave for like 5 minutes
>no puke
>decide its time to get out the big guns
>break out an old bottle of Robitussin (old enough that the cap was all sticky from dust or some shit)
>i fucking hate this shit, makes me gag hard and vomit half the time
>chug like a third the bottle
>instant nausea
>the pain in my bowls was reaching critical levels
>constant dry heaving not helping
>drape myself over toilet, on knees
>look at fingers
>once more unto the breach
>gag
>I can feel it coming up
>plead for the sweet release from my fleshy prison
>the tussin comes back up
>it brought no friends
>get angry, begin violently shoving hand in mouth trying to puke
>finally I feel the gut wrenching sensation
>a torrent of mountain dew, beer, and quesadillas comes back up into the bowl
>it keeps coming, wave after wave
>A new challenger appears
>sudden violent sensation from asshole
>I'm draped over a toilet bowl preaching the gospel pleading for an end to my suffering
>shit myself
>continue to shit myself more every time I clench up from puking
>what feels like hours pass as I erupt from both ends on my bathroom floor, clutching at the toilet bowl for safety
>it ends and I'm left a broken shell of a man, curled up on my floor covered in shit and tacobell left overs.
>Just stick to eating one really shitty meal a day after that, (I'm down 20lbs now, so there's that)
pic unrelated

When did this become a ylyl thread?

Kek. She obviously was meant to never have sex.

>be at all asian all-you-can-eat restaurant buffet place
>motherfuckers have oysters
>I love me some oysters
>eat 10 of em first round
>keep going back
>in the end must have eaten like 50 oysters
>go to bar later
>drink like 6 pints, feel a bit queesy
>go to take a piss
>what felt like a belch turned out to be a geyser of puke
>puke into the wall in front of me so hard it splashes back into my face
>keep puking at mach3 for what felt like half an hour
>stomach completely empty, still dry heaving while choking with tears running down my face
>slowly catch my breath, feel fine
>clean myself up with paper towels and water as best I could
>toilet from top to bottom covered in strangely orange foamy mollusc bits
>looked and smelled like a zombie whale had an abortion
>toilet filled with so much paper and dead marine animals flushing would have been futile
>miraculously nobody noticed
>go back to drinking
>half hour later see huge samoan bartender walk to the toilets with a mop and bucket, rage in his face scanning around for the culprit
>hide in a corner for the rest of the night

I haven't eaten oysters since

>be at all asian all-you-can-eat restaurant buffet place
I think that may have been your first mistake.

I really enjoyed your story faggot
Have you found to a new healthy diet yet?

I learned my lesson and it was worth the price

thanks user
No i just fucking eat fewer times a day you little bitch, but i still eat the same shit and drink just as much.

Once, i puked out my friend's car, leaving a big pukestain on the side of the car.
Later he puked on my bicycle.

Drank a little bit one night, woke up the next morning not sure if I had to shit or puke. Turns out it was both... I sat down and shit my guts out while leaning over the tub and throwing up what was left inside of me. Unfortunately it was mostly pork ribs that clogged the tub up completely. Dealing with that was another story.

Needs a bump. Any more stories??

I can try puking for you now and writing about it

This is how to write a story
So did you ate something?

I got a good one
>Be me
>Go up to Houston for a few days, visiting relatives and shit like that
>Decide to try out a restaurant I've never heard of
>It's called sleepy's po-boys
>Walk in, place is deserted
>Feel super uncomfortable
>Eat and get tf out
>Later, decide to go out to another place
>Place called Captain Benny's
>I'm beginning to not feel so well
>Don't eat too much
>Decide to pay and leave
>Walk to the parking lot and reach car
>Uh oh
>I bend over and start spewing all over the cement and grass
>Notice two people arrive
>Hide behind car in fear of being seen
>Get in car
>Decide to never go back to sleepy's po-boys
>Fin

>back in high school drinking at a party with friends
>drunk girl is all over me
>went to my car
>she started sucking my dick
>she puked all over my lap