The Sopranos

>The Sopranos
>Isn't a show about Choir Members

>Goodfellas
>is about bad people

>Superbad
>Was actually super good

>full metal jacket
>there's not a jacket covered in full metal

>12 angry men
>Most of them aren't angry

>scary movie
>not scary

>Mission Impossible
>The Mission ends up being possible

>mad max
>max is clinicaly sane

>The Dark Knight Rises
>Isn't BBC porn

>Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
>only about spies

>Don't Breathe
>characters breathe

>2001: A Space Odyssey
>isn't a movie about a 2001 odyssey designed for space flight

>Jurassic Park
>Contains a multitude of Dinosaurs, almost all of which are not from the Jurassic Era

>Jurassic Park: The Lost World
>They knew where it was all along

>Star Wars.
>No luminous spheres of plasma fight.

>The Usual Suspects
>The suspects are rather unusual

>True Blood
>it was actually synthetic blood
>Sookeh

> Madagascar 3
> takes place in France

> Terminator 3
> there are only 2 of them

>Star Trek
>Only visits planets

>Iron man
>Suit is a titanium alloy

>One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
>About a bunch of people in an asylum

There are full Metal Jacket bullets in it though:^)

>Silence
>There's sound

>Silence Of The Lambs
>there's no a lamb to be mute

>You're Next
>I survive

>Kingdom of Heaven
>God doesn't exist

>Breakfast club
>There's no breakfast

>Taxi Driver
>drives a taxi

Huh, I guess that works after all

>spy kids

Huh, guess it works.

>Kids
>They are adolescents

>The great escape
>Doesn't escape

>3:10 to yuma
>the train is late

>Drive
>he drives

>yfw in every other language the actual tittle is "The Silence of the Innocents"

Makes sense.

>/OURGUYS/

>still hasn't gotten a canon Season 3

>X-Men
>some of the members are female

>Shame
>fucks like a million women

>The Hateful Eight
>Has 17 characters

>Truman show
>everything is a lie

>Game of Thrones
>only has one throne

>All Quiet on the Western Front
>Bombs and guns are exploding everywhere

>The Flash
>Doesn't flash anybody

Not everyone shares your values user.

>Mean Streets
>streets did nothing wrong, unlike wop loansharks

>gas the kikes race war now
>its just about hitting the gas in mario kart
wtf i hate /po/ now

>guns are exploding everywhere

but the glock wasn't invented until 1982

im talking about the gun they used in ww1 you know that one they shot jewish kids with

>Dead Man Walking
>isn't about a zombie

Thanks for reminding me why I haven't been to /k/ in like 2 years

>Not everyone shares your values user.
Yeah I know.... sheesh

>gayniggers from outer space

yeah this works too

In Hungarian it is "The Lambs are silent/remain silent."

>Kick-Ass
>No one kicks anyones buttocks.

>Wolf of wall street
>No animals in the office

>implying

>he prefers nonstop baneposting over the glocknade meme