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first again

Second.

Please recommend a dinner lads

Served with 2x chips and a large oaisis

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I feel like if I answer this I'm just telling you to get what I would want rather than what you would actually prefer, you know?

imagine if the country was run by people who have had psychedelic experiences. everything would work so much better.

go peruse some porn sites of the scatological persuasion.

>"The problem with Martha was, frankly, she looked quite white. She was a European looking ethnic minority. And by casting Freema, we really gave out the message that it was ok to be in Doctor Who, as long as you conformed to our European standards of beauty. So that's a mistake we're rectifying with Bill. She's African, but she's REALLY African. She has, you know, big lips, big hair, a small, narrow forehead. She isn't our idea of beautiful, but that's because we're stuck in a chauvinistic, white supremacist mindset. And I hope by introducing different ideas of beauty to a younger generation, we can help to start moving our society out of that, you know, set of beliefs."

Christ in heaven

dont think i've ever seen tina turner as a young woman. even in the 80s she looked older.

>people actually recommended eating chicken or beef WITH fish
Disgusting

feel a close connection to the black people because of all the black tv i've watched

he'll literally say and write anything to keep his job. his writing is pure shite.

source me up

thanks for the input Reuben

Girl in the Fireplace was actually decent

He's not wrong, Freema Agyeman was fit

Any trannys ITT?

You girls take progesterone? When did you start?
The safe version is quite expensive, 30 quid for 30 tabs that you need to take twice daily

but why is a girl called bill? is it short for something?

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need the JUST hair on him
he almost already has it

please no one respond to that

Weed can't make you gay, but it can certainly cause you to express latent or repressed homosexual urges

ITT dumb rorkes delusional about british history

40% of Victorian london were african minorities

she say she love me whatever that is
do me a favour save that shit

Any pakis ITT?

You lads take curry? When did you start?
The tikka masala version is quite expensive, 6.95 for a foil tray that doesn't even include rice or naan.

BECAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP

wtf i love invisible electrified walls now?!

billary

idk. my friend and have this thing where if we don't find partners by the time we're 30, i'm gonna transition and we're gonna get married. wish i could be more help.

She's going to be the next Doctor, isn't she lads

lol

Me, about 5 minutes ago

>American doctor

Nope

Cracking up

russia is a hidden totalitarist state but rorkes be like "look at my drawing of trump, le pen and putin on their respective white horses"

The next two posters are not only gay, but also have erotic feelings for their cousins.
The poster after that is a true blue British battle cut from raw northern coal and hardened in the hellfire of Manchester

could not find a single source for this

bullshit but believable bullshit so i shan't harm you yet

poo

i said DO NOT respond

Dumb rorkes complain about 'Jooz' allegedly 'changing history' yet they can't accept the fact that Europeans changed history to make figures like Beethoven white?

apparently Harold Saxon was based off Blair

>tfw Russell T Davies golden days are never coming back

bum

Giggling

willy

>tfw in my favourite podcast they mention how awful it would be to be a virgin for a guy

whats your favourite podcast

Some quiche in t'fridge

which podcast?
i always clam up when people talk about sex

>tfw lost my virginity about a month ago and now i kind of regret it because it was something special which made me different

Ah yes the recent /leftypol/ arrivals are ...... children
What a surprise

>tfw soon going to be at the age where people don't believe you're a virgin

on 28k a year and i'm 22.

am i doing good?

Sky's on

cannot stand camp men

reckon the arse of a homeless doesnt smell good lads
smells rancid even!

smirnoff ice

25?

Stephen tries >>>> PJW

That's weird mate. That's like Haitians sitting in their own shit feeling glad that AIDS makes them special

Hate this guy

joe rogan experience

posh wanker

nope you're practically homeless

on 50k a year and can barely afford electricity

Think I may begin my transition to Judaism lads. Been experiencing lots of dysphoria lately. Luckily Dr. Rosenthal says he can surgically enhance my nose using epithelial tissue from my bulbourethral gland.

broken britain

feel quite ill and sad lads

Those are iconic /brit/ gimmicks

Just shows you're fresh fron r/the_donald

20

Yeah I know

I'm not massively cut up about it, the experience was amazing and i reckon I lost it in pretty much the perfect way.

Just liked being different ya know?

good lad

join (((us)))

doing a depression

might do a suicide

reloading the leccy key lads

the 1/4 asian desired gf
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newrunt

doing a big think about how the west would be now if the only immigrants were whites and east asians

just booted up eve for the first time in about 5 years lads

it's full of redditors, any Sup Forums corps? i can't stand norman humour anymore

Stop being a mental virgin you baffling weirdo

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*makes eye contact with you when you're 30 feet away*

>tfw you go far back into the joe rogan experience podcasts and realise he just repeats himself over and over and he's essentially a more charming version of tim

that's about what I make at the same age but my position is entry level and the company pays a lot of my expenses.

Waiting for a raise this summer at the end of our financial year.

nearly 21, no hope in sight
fuck off rich normiecunt

*cleans your room*
*damn i'm cute*
*takes selfie*

me on the right :-D

been feeling good recently lads. no worries

Crazy people always have a lot more interesting theories about mental illness

>you baffling weirdo

So I'm still different?

Thanks la, needed that.

mountain lions'll fuck you up man, one ate my dog when I lived in colorado

*tells her to fuck off*

>tfw he married a woman

I always thought he was gay.

Spirit Phone is a fucking gr8 album though.

wish it was like this but trannies go nuclear if you try to talk to them about anything in my experience

shame because i know a few and talking to them is like stepping in a minefield because the moment they don't like what you're saying they go off the handle

how big are the cups you drink tea out of lads? fairly small? or closer to sports direct?

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Maybe stop bullying your trans fiends

400lb chimp
gorilla 1 inch dicks
ufc
comedy talk
DMT
Weed
conspiracy theories
what else?

*crosses the road, almost causing an accident in my haste*

What is wrong with you?

see yeah, just like that, they jump to conclusions about anything and act like everything is a personal attack even when you arent even talking about them in any way

>lost my kiss virginity in October
>lost my gf virginity in January
>lost my virginity virginity in March

Was really like clockwork once I got started lads.Just need to make that first step. If a spastic like me can do it, any of you can.