previous News:
Tony is going to make kebab tap
Dominik Snooze will be on JRE today crying
Cyborg got her suspension lifted because usada is rigged
Events:
UFC
Mar 04: UFC 209 - Woodley vs. Thompson 2
Mar 11: UFC Fight Night 106 - Belfort vs. Gastelum
Bellator
Feb 24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs. Filipovic
Mar 03: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs. Budd
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I want to make highlight videos of fighters
I can't for the life of me find a place to download clips/full fights though.
mod deleted my last thread which confirmed johny was going to be MW champ in 2018 due quads
this confirms tha tthe mod is a schwob fag
Is Brindo Sleeb a good fighter
>implying this is breaking news
ufc.tv
Schaub is gay
just letting the casuals know buddy
doesn't let you download
Kennedy such a douch.
youtube.com
record your screen with your phone dummy
should I take zma
how do you let yourself know?
really made me portion some thoughts
>Not a tko
python script, screen record software works too
yes but it's spelled mdma
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>tin!
>WHAT the fuck?
>Joe: "Hey dude, do you prefer cats or dogs"
Crowder: "Huh?"
>Joe: "Cats or dogs bro, pick one"
Crowder: "Man, i'm not doing this again...."
>Joe: "Fucking pick one you little bitch"
Crowder: "Dude i really don't care...."
>Joe: "ahh that's adorable, the little bitch can't pick one...."
Crowder: "...fine dude....dogs"
>Joe: "WHAT!!! So you hate cats bro? You dumbass! Hey, Jamie bring up some stats about how people who hate cats are sociopaths.
>Jamie: "Googling now..........ok, found it"
>Joe: "nah bro, i'm too high to read it...zoom in.......yeh cool. reading Washington Post, a survey of 10 people determined that 36.5% of people who disliked cats also registered as sociopaths..."
Crowder: "...well i didn't say i dislike cats for starters and i..."
>Joe: "SHUT UP FK FACE don't interrupt me, i'm just presenting facts"
*one hour later*
Crowder: "dude, i really don't care"
>Joe: "you seem like you care a lot dude"
There was a lad on here that told me how to get past the country block on Youtube by change the URL
I can't remember it though, anyone know what it was? Useful for FOX videos
change "youtube" to "youpak", ya egg.
it's hilarious to me how Romero's voice is either a gravely whisper or a deep bellowing cry (like the way he yells JESUS in the start of this clip).
there's no in between, it's either Uncle Yoel or WAR JESUS
Thank you friendo
How do I save heem?
Report any and all forms of meme evasion
TING
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kek
>news
>events
>Previous Thread
Good Job OP
ABC is back :3
Good, we needed a piss break.
middle asian girl with pink necktie >
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>Blue necktie and Pink Necktie
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REALLY liking this OP.
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GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS
I like her a bit. she is almost girl tier
Heeminder to piss at least 10 times a day or you will end ruining Lelator cards with your kidney stones
best one
This is actually a good PSA. I know people who have had kidney stones and that shit is no joke. I often find myself not drinking as much water throughout the day as I should.
EFN is on fight pass for the guy who wanted to know how to watch it
>fight pass
>not paying for fights
It's ten dollars a month for the largest archive of heems in human history.
You going to call me a racist if I say no?
Nah just poor
>see black man
>immediately think about racism
racist
All that content is out there, stop being a lazy fuck
>Opportunity cost
This is why you are poor
I'm not paying for Dana's coke and hookers
>ten doll hairs a month
Oh so you are poor because of your work ethic and principles?
Good luck with that senpai
>not wanting to waste money on content that is accessible
Yeah, I'm broke.
when does JRE usually start?
>watching shitty 240p fight videos with smoke effects and a watermark to avoid copyright
Nah I'll just pay $10 a month
If everybody was so pirate illiterate as you, Dana would maybe pay fighters 11k/11k
I bet you're dumb enough to buy PPV's because you think 720p is not acceptable
>content is accessible
>complain about being unable to find a stream on /heem/
pick one
>No UFC this weekend
fuck sake
I'd pay if watching live was possible, but it suits me fine to turrent the ppv's when I get up next morning and watch them with my brother sunday afternoon after dinner
>complain about being unable to find a stream on /heem/
I have NEVER done this, if all else fails I go vipbx
>Quality & convenience aren't important
Oh so back to not understanding that time is money
Must be an important $10 if you have to virtue signal about it so much
>Rjj vs Anderson today
Literally a fight of who is the more deleted fighter
>Quality & convenience aren't important
Not when it's already HD
Why didn't lelator schedule their card for this weekend ? Better than competing with UFC on the same weekend
Thought 173 was tomorrow?
Well it is, but I meant the one with Fedor, you know the relevant one
I watch most PPVs on stream mates, I just think fight pass is neat to have
>Being a roiding deleted banned manlet
He pays some fighters less than that.
how to get my youtube video noticed?
>>> ft 4
just imagine
stop being a loser
Get a /heem/ sponsorship
Spam it in heem and say "NEW EMBEDDED" along with the link, even though that never works because everyone has 4chanx.
but you're a brit
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4chanx is such a mess I prefer the standard
but hovering over the [embed] is enough to tell that its a joke of a vid
fuck cody buttasspoop
Upcoming events:
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Somebody
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Waterson vs Namajumas
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Kawajiri vs TBA
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
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News:
>Roy Jones Jr. wants to fight Anderson Silva
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>2 more fights added to UFC 209
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>UFC to host event in Singapore
mmajunkie.com
>4chanx is such a mess I prefer the standard
t. 208er
>Its a sperg episode
What did he tell Horcher?
>its a britshit calls you a negative word for not liking what he likes episode
what are you 12
>that feel when we're already up to calling people 208ers
USADA confirmed for scatspammer, we should have known
You sound like a cuck desu
>mmajunkie.com
Spicy Asian Sensation
youtube.com
Yummy Delicious!
Did you know youre inbred?
get a dog bro
The only relation the word cuck has to me is me banging your mum yesterday
call me pops from now on
>This weak ass banter
>what are you 12?
>i banged your mum
probably something along the lines of "es ok, you are champion for taking this fight"
fuck cody buttasspoop
>t. 189er
come on
Not the same guy jackass
its late but should i even do predictions for Bellator 173?
>wake up
>still alive
I can't even remember wtf is fighting.
Alright spergs, here's your stream for today's EFN:
tv.vnutri.info