Thoughts?

Thoughts?

i still have the soldier with the big gun that flips out of his chest

YOU CANT HANDLE THE RODEO CHEESEBURGER

FOR YOU

might actually rewatch tonight for the memeories, was shia lebeouf the main?

Fun. Commandos did nothing wrong.

MAH NIGGA

Subversive masterpiece, like most of Dante's work. Also a childhood favorite.

The whole thing about Mary Jane's dolls and them coming to life and attacking her made me so embarrassed for her. She should have had real toys. Or no toys. Fucking hell.

I always wished I had an Archer figure though. I always thought he was so cool.

>Phil Hartman's last film.

this movie always creeps me out

those dolls were creepy af.. i just wanted them to get rekt asap

>dat prime Kirsten

Who else thought the commando elite were the good guys based on the movie posters?

me too

no

Small Soldiers vs Toy Story when?

Anybody know the name of a film where someone puts toy in a box or cabinet and they come to life?

indian in the cupboard?

Really really great movie.

The ratings it gets have always baffled me, much like Zoolander.

Indian in the cupboard

Indian in the cupboard

When I was a kid I loved the rap version of Another One Bites the Dust from this movie's soundtrack.

shit on the street

>Indian in the cupboard

Thanks guys, watched it as a kid and forgot the name

indian in the Hubbard

Public Shitting Cupboard

Watched it in theatres when I was 9. It was amazing.
Maybe I should watch it again and see if it holds up.

L RON HUBBARD WAS A BLACK MAN

>implying they weren't
Get out of here subhuman mutant scum

The whole marketing of the movie was centered around the Commandos. There's not a single mention of the Gorgonites on ANY promotional material outside the toy ads and Burger King.

watched it last month. Effects are OK still. the cg was used sparingly. it's definitely noticeable but since most of the scenes use real effects its more than made up for

I remember finding the scene where he gets shredded in the plughole horrifically violent as a kid

I always remember the kids movies that traumatized me the most, like Watership Down & Antz

Wish it had a sequel, or cartoon, or comic or hell anything. The Commando Elite is one of the biggest pillars in my military obsession.

kek'd

World War 2 was always my favourite war.

I like those special effects. They have a certain charm that the old shitty visual effects just don't.

WIIIIIIIND

Dead Nigger Storage

omg dont make me hungry user

anyone play the sick playstation game of this?

yeah i beat the entire thing like last year

If this movie was on I would always watch it until delicious Kirsten Dunst bondage that lasted for all of 3 minutes

Garbage movie that I absolutely love for no reason other than nostalgia.

I aint afraid to admit that.

Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by being all that he can be. Damn the torpedoes, or give me death! Eternal vigilance is the price of duty. And, to the victors go the spoils. So remember: you are the best of the best of the few and the proud. So ask not what your country can do for you, only regret that you have but one life to live! The war against the Gorgonites will be won! Commando Elite, let the first shot be fired! Search out the Gorgonites and frag 'em all!

>Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by being all that he can be.

Well I can understand why they would bastardize the original quote.

I think I have an Archer figure still, stowed away somewhere in my closet. All mine baby!

Was that speech just a mishmash of famous speeches from war movies or something?