Get your rainbow flags flying as the Betway Premier League travels to the gay capital of the UK: Brighton!
Starting the evening is a repeat of a Worlds last 16 clash between Dave Chisnall and Jelle Klaasen. In what will once again be a high-speed high-scoring comedy doubling encounter, Chizzy will be looking to build on his first points of the season last week while Paedo Suarez is the only competitor left on 0 points, and another loss probably relegates him already.
A repeat of last month's Masters semi-final is next up with current World Champion Michael van Gerwen against former World Champion Adrian Lewis; the ferry-loving Stokie has only had 2 wins from 7 meetings in the last year, with the important one being the winning match in the World Cup. Given Snackpot's now constant loss of concentration when it matters, the Autism Express shouldn't be troubled.
A Grand Slam semi-final rematch and glasses derby then follows with Scotland's Gary Anderson against England's James Wade. Despite averaging 107 in Leeds, Gando somehow failed to win and if he's to end a three-match losing streak against the Machine, he'll have to hit that high mark again and hope Classic Wade isn't in the building for the first time this season.
Phil Taylor's reward for winning El Dartico last week is an easy two points as his Belgian bitch Kim Huybrechts comes onto the stage with him. Kimbo Jobber has failed to win any televised match against Pheel - the last being his bumming at the Worlds - and after his loss to dim Dave in week 3, tonight has to break the streak or he'll be on the way out.
Closing the night are Philth's butt buddy Raymond van Barneveld and suitably colourful Peter Wright. Barney's shambolic fellatio of Taylor "interview" last week was in no way good preparation for this week's fixture against the Clown as the fake Scotsman recorded a 109 average over the Flying Scotsman, and a repeat of that will surely beat RVB.
Coverage starts from 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports 1.
>Tonight's fixtures (7:00pm start, all matches best of 12 legs) Chizzy v Jelle "Yewtree" Klaasen MvGOAuTism v SnackP&Ot Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson v James "The Meds Are Back In Town" Wade Taylel v Kim "Husband of Dana" Huybrechts Barney v Snakeshite
THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX
Julian Clark
Lewis looks nervous as fuck
7-5 mvg
Anthony Bell
>22 stone
Camden Cooper
Lewis looks like he needs some more vitamins.
Cooper Powell
>22 >poois
Caleb Cooper
>the streak goes on
Elijah Rodriguez
That was ridiculous.
Lewis gave up when it got to 5-5 though. Really should have won it.
Colton Flores
>mvgdrawslol
Noah Hill
Shame that Lewis cant really live with MVG so much these days, if he turns up they make for amazing matches.
Eli Morales
MVG looks really tired.
Andrew Nelson
hopefully there will be big, fat black darts player soon, and they can give him the nickname Biggie Scores
Brayden Roberts
[wading intensifies]
Jonathan Ward
>le 100 to 120 checkout man Gando getting trolled big time here.
Cooper Jackson
...
Wyatt Morales
Phenomenal from Wade.
Ian Adams
This is peak Wade stuff, here
Gavin Brooks
Vital 121 on the bull.
Jaxon Richardson
>Medsman
Mason Lee
>9 shots to get a point >miss the lot The absolute state of Wade.
Samuel Cooper
>the utter state of that leg
Tyler Martinez
>BDO finishing
William Young
>5-1 ahead to 6-5 down [WINDGATE MEMORIES INTENSIFY]
Xavier Nelson
Well the two big matches delivered.
>kim being bent over by taylel next zzzzzzzzzzz
Cooper Flores
But it's time, user.
Noah Jones
>random cut of the interview ???
Josiah Martin
IT
IS
TIME
HE
IS
HERE
Camden Martin
I'd give the chipmunk a maximum of 3 legs.
Brayden Price
GONNA GET ROCKED LIKE A HURRICANE AGAIN
Levi Reed
>Kim hits 100+ finish to win opening leg against Taylor and starts giving it the big un gee I wonder what's going to happen now
Cameron Ross
>taylal
William Gutierrez
>Taylor miscounting again
Brayden Myers
This is pub standard so far
Camden Smith
This match wouldn't look out of place in the BDO
William Lee
Mon Kimmy. Watch him not win another leg now.
Evan Gutierrez
THAT FUCKING 140
WHEN TAYLOR WAS ON D16
Jeremiah Perez
THAT 140
Jacob Cruz
>drawing to Kimbo Jobber
Adrian Torres
>KIMBO CHOKER
Asher Bailey
Based wolfie
Gabriel Howard
>literally everything about that game
Just hope that needle means they wont do an interview to cap it off. Fuck the pair of them.
Christian Rivera
Kimbo once again proved why he'll never win anything.
Two clear darts for his first ever TV win against Pheel and he bottled both of them.
Jaxson Reed
Well at least we were saved a Feel interview
Ryder Butler
Mainly because he was asshurt as fuck over Kim's celebrating.
Justin Thomas
Kek did kim refuse to sign the board?
Isaiah Rogers
Undoubtedly. Cant wait for the fat groping cunt to fuck off. Roll on 2018.
Lucas Davis
>he actually thinks phil will retire
Adrian Williams
Big bucks on Barney
Aaron Carter
>a world without Taylor
Isaac Hall
>le appeal to popularity man dressing up in Brighton colours
Connor Watson
>Barney wearing glasses again
Ryan Rogers
>Clownman
Jason Lopez
Wright throwing garbage again.
Easton Allen
This has been a dull as fuck ending to the night.
Eli Hall
>tfw missing another night of the PL
Joseph Nelson
Shouldn't Shakeshite have a cock and balls shaved into his hair for Brighton?
Levi Powell
Or rainbow flag at least.
Joseph Ross
Dullest match of the night tbf
Justin Ward
DAT BARNEY 140
Blake Flores
>inb4 asslicking eachother in double interview
Owen Morris
Wright is fucking pathetic
Xavier Hill
>clownman is the same quality as taylor, anderson and MVG Fuck's sake Barney.
Joseph Hall
And that monster 140 ends a night that saw a quite remarkable four draws.
The only match that saw a victory was the opener as Jelle Klaasen recorded his first PL victory since his return. Dave Chisnall was noticeably terrible on his scoring, recording no maximums at all. They shared the first four legs before the Nonce took advantage of Chizzy missing a 142 and won all but 1 leg from then on, including a wonderful 152 finish. For the simpleton, this continued run of shit form since the Worlds is worrying.
Adrian Lewis brought back some of his best for the first 6-6 of the evening as he held Michael van Gerwen. It looked ominous as MVG kicked off with an 11 darter, but Lewis's great finishing and scoring saw it go 3-1 in the Fat Man's favour. A 116 from the Green Machine was countered by a max 170 out from Lewis but MVG brought it back to 5-5, at which point Ferrypot sank but rescued the last leg.
James Wade squandered another 5-1 lead as Gary Anderson's qualities saw him rescue a point. The Machine hit 100 and 110 outs to win 5 legs in a row but 88 and 121 outs from Gando saw him fight back and after Wade missed 9 for 6-4, Gando hit D6 for 5-5 and turned the match, only to blow leg 12.
Kim Huybrechts and Phil Taylor's war continued with Kimmy fluffing match darts to let Pheel draw. Kicking off with a 110, the Belgian kept Taylel in check, with a stunning 140 when Philth wanted D16 the highlight. Alas, Wafflejob lived up to his reputation and missed two match darts to gift an asshurt Taylor a point.
Peter Wright and Raymond van Barneveld's match was a very dull affair that only got interesting once Clown broke for 5-4 and then threw away the last two legs of the match in pathetic fashion.
It's UK Open weekend after the Premier League in Exeter next week, with these matches on Thursday:
>Dave Chisnall v Raymond van Barneveld >Jelle Klaasen v Kim Huybrechts >Gary Anderson v Phil Taylor >Michael van Gerwen v James Wade >Adrian Lewis v Peter Wright
