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Still haven't listened to it.

I have never heard this song, and I never will.

FONSI
DY

>not getting curious enough to at least listen to the first few stanzas after it was blowing up

what's it like leading a boring life?

MAN
LE
TO
>dy is 170cm, bonzi 172

AYY
BONZI!

that's probably top 10% in most spic colonies

I haven't listened to Bad & Boujee or Mask Off either. It's entirely possible have a fun life while avoiding top 40 pop music. I don't listen to the radio, I don't watch TV, and I don't read music reviews because I don't care what reviewers think about music. I care what I think about music. You should try being an individual, user.

Now this is patrician.

epic for the win

>work at EDM club
>have to hear remixes of this piece of shit every. fucking. night. every. fucking. set.
A great job has turned into fucking torture

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>in the year 2017, Sup Forums is memeing Justin Beiber

Ive heard bits and parts. its basically what you would imagine when someone says latin pop

what if the decision to listen TOP 40 pop music comes from a genuine decision?

>listening to the radio over the age of 18
>getting your musical opinions from magazines and reviewers
>spending your time watching TV instead of leaving your house
You're not serious, are you?

this is fucking terrible

>it's another G, D, Em, C song episode
great

Wait this is popular in US? I didnt know what this was until a spic friend brought it up

You'd look cooler if you used Roman numberal progression

Yeah, it looks like (((the music industry))) is trying to push reggaeton to dumb down mainstream music even more

>he's actually trying to defend the absolute shit state of music industry

DES-PACITO nanana burrito, taco
nanana tortillas mexico
nanana na DESPACITO

wouuu despacito es el primer video mas visto del mundo tiene 3 mil millones es el video mas visto del mundo hoy7 4 de agosto de 2017tan solo necesito seis meses con tres semana para ser el video mas visto del mundooo llegando a tres mil millones

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>Literally just V, ii, iii, I with some bongo drums and not even a hook

I can understand Gagnam style's popularity but this is just a typical pop song

>bonzi 172
no way

3 billions
I repeat, 3 BILLIONS VIEWS.

I've been saying popular music is vapid trash since I came out the fucking womb, but this song goes far beyond anything I could have ever imagined. Is the next big hit gonna be two thighs slapping together with no variation?

This is impossible for people who go outside. You literally hear it everywhere

maybe in Mexico/SA

>good music needs to be needlessly complicated so I can feel special about liking it

Music has to be mentally stimulating and emotionally touching. A simplistic song with no merits brings zero joy out of me

173 if you wanna get technical
still a manlet

instead of leaving your house and doing what? cultural illiteracy isn't anything to be proud of it, especially since socializing requires a lot if it. there's a healthy balance between the two

I finally heard it for the first time yesterday. I don't see how its any different than any other Latin dance pop

Good for you.
Majority of people, shockingly, listen to music for pleasure, not to stimulate their brains. This is why songs like Despacito are popular.

Listening to this song will make my life not boring?

Nah, I'm Dutch and heard it in Germany, England and France too

Why do you think something mentally stimulating is not pleasurable or that thw two do not go hand in hand? People listen to despacito because they either don't know any better or they cannot comprehend music the same way others do

>listen to music for pleasure, not to stimulate their brains

Maybe you should learn how the brain works.

People listen to Despacito because it's a damn good song, that's it. I don't care if it's "simple" or whatever. I like the sound, I like the voices, what else do you need from song? I don't seek deep meaning and allusions when listening to latino pop.

I admit that wasn't the best passage, but I hope you understood what I meant.

You like the sound because you haven't heard it thousands of times over and over or haven't realized how common it is in pop music, and you probably haven't been exposed to other more complicated types of music to compare it to.

forgot to clarify that by "it" I mean this

Why do you think this sound is repeated over and over again? Because it's pleasant to hear. People like it, pop singers use it, people enjoy it and ask for more. That's simple and sometimes the most simple is the best.
And I don't think "complicated" music means necessary "good". I tried different music genres but I always end up coming back to good old simple and pleasant pop.

At the end of the day it all comes down to personal taste, and I can be assured that yours is shit.

Most people just want to dance, have fun, sing along when they listen to music; they do not care to listen to the intricacy of the new authechre song in their spare time. Why is this so hard to understand?

"My taste" is similar to the majority of Earth population, otherwise songs like Despacito wouldn't be as popular, and everyone would listen to "deep and complicated" stuff like Bohemian Rhapsody or whatever you guys think "good" music is.

Most people just want to eat taco bell, have diarrhea, and throw up while they eat shitty premade food; they do not care to indulge in the intricacy of the culinary arts in their spare time. Why is this so hard to understand?

And a majority of the earth's population cant read. Enjoy being a pleb

>have fun, sing along
>have diarrhea, throw up
Interesting comparison. How many fedoras do you own?

thank god I don't live in a taco speaking country

i know that for your shitty brain what you're saying makes sense but it's a fallacy

None, the parties I go to have good music to have fun and sing along to

you're simpletons, why is it so hard to understand?

not even the stupidest people I know like raggaeton

I don't get it

when will reggaeton die?

Enjoy being an elitist, I guess?

Nice argument here.

Stop being trigerred by pop, guys. No one touches your elite music, so why do you feel the need to shit on what most people enjoy?

when people start getting more cultured in music
so never

Long after you favorite meme music genre dies.

Because you cannot escape it unless you're a shut-in

>Nice argument here.
Indeed it is, because your whole point is invalid
bet you're a woman too

I am an individual, just not a contrarian

For the record I'm not even a huge fan of the song, it's decent though and I can see why it's popular. I just don't see how you wouldn't at least get curious about something that is getting popular and look into it a bit to see what the fuss is about, whether it be a song, meme spinners, or whatever else.

who Sup Forums here

And by shitting on it you will make it cease to exist?
[spoiler]And being a shut-in won't help much,
since my whole neighborhood listens to it full blast almost every night and I can hear it even through closed windows. Maybe even if you live in a basement or something[/spoiler]

i assure if you look at the countries that listen most to this song are the countries with worst education system
sadly mine is one of them
so when people get hyped about the latest shitty fad i don't need to check it out to know it's trash
same shit happened with pokemon go and it's dead now

yeah I didn't play pokemon go either but when it started getting huge I read a bit about it to see what it was about

when it comes to a song it takes even less time and effort as you can consume the entire experience in just a few minutes and if it you find it particularly distasteful you can easily stop

Educational system of country affects music tastes of population now?

nah
i've heard about the song, but never heard it
reggaeton has been a thing here since i was 11yo and i'm 26 now, it's a shitty genre with nothing enjoyable in it
yes

Isn't Despacito this decades Gasolina?

Do they teach you which songs you must enjoy and which you shouldn't? Sounds a bit totalitarian.

Yes, except it's now overhyped by every European/American normie and the memes of Despacito aren't as funny as the ones we got from Gasolina

i don't understand what you mean
more culture leads to better taste, that's my point

You gringos are lucky you're getting ear raped by reggaeton just now, we spic countries have been dealing with that shit for almost two decades.

never watched it, never listened to it
AMA

much respect for you my son

This is the biggest and most important accomplishment of the Spanish culture and Spanish language in its whole history. It's also Spain's most important accomplishment as a nation, surpassing Real Madrid and Barcelona FC.

>Spain's most important accomplishment as a nation
Aren't the singers Puerto Ricans?

It's the same thing.

Spain is also responsible for spawning them.

Does everything USA do counts as Great Britain's accomplishment then?

Just thank God for not having to listen to 30 or 40 songs a day that sound the same, in a ten-year period.

That's life in Latin America.

Yes

we need the wall

it's p great

I told you.

how many years of celibacy will 2018 be

Considering that the USA is just a watered down version of Great Britain with more terrorism, violence and obesity, yes.

Ive had this on repeat since Monday

Nigga, I live in Serbia and I go outside every single day, I'm yet to hear the fucking song.

>I live in Serbia
>Nigga

>I live in Serbia

go huff some ethanol, Pavel, adults are talking

Bad & Boujee and Mask Off are both great though

>Nigga, I live in Serbia

I don't go outside

you should try listening to it.

you might like it and have fun. the chick in the music video is hot.

you fucks are so lucky. I was forced to listen to that shit in work on the radio constantly. Count your blessings.

Love this song. Ive contributed to like one million youtube views

DESPACITO

What did they mean by this?