>Be me today >Walk into liquor store I've went to almost every day for 5 years >Get 1 liter of vodka >Checkout lady who I've known for 5 years asks me to come back in to the back room >The owner and 3 other workers are there to stage an intervention for me about how much alcohol I drink, how much weight I've gained, and they are worrying I'm going to die any day now and want me to go to rehab
I was taken aback but did appreciate that for the first time in my 33 year is miserable existence, not just one, but multiple people showed they cared for me
Camden Gray
You should probably take their advice faggot.
Luis Young
yeah but did you get the vodka
Alexander Martin
lol
Also, yeah, don't drink so much, probably not a good idea considering alcoholism and homelessness are usually a unit.
Logan White
whats your mix with vodka ?
Justin Bell
answer this we need to know
Benjamin Clark
tap water or suicide
Benjamin Hall
this
Brandon Roberts
Hey, maybe by the time you're 66 somebody else might give a shit about you. Long shot, but hey, you can dream, right?
Cooper Butler
>friends ask what we mix with vodka thinking juice or something >I always say tap water >mfw I actually mean it >once drank an entire bottle of vodka straight at a convention masked in a water bottle
Christopher Kelly
ive done it ... but i mean Cranberry juice or Tonic water works alot better
Samuel Nguyen
I'd go for orange juice.
Mason Fisher
so END your shitty story
are you quitting and picking up some weights or u gonna stay a pickle
Noah Thomas
warm skunked natty ice works if you havent paid your water bill
Samuel Brooks
Put down the bottle, I did it and it was one of the best things I could have done for myself. The money I saved. I'm guessing you're in Ontario Canada where we have a liquor control board that runs things? I still drink every now and again but I no longer get drunk and stay drunk for three days on end. Then sleep 2 days and then another three days. I was drinking out of boredom myself, go to bars and meet people, then we get along and then they hate me later due to dementia and wet brain the alcohol was giving me. been robbed a few times as well.have people over and drink and pass out or some random broad I brought home for a fuck drugs and robs me.
Trust, put down the bottle
Jose Lee
> a pickle a pickle?
Jordan Anderson
You sound like my roommate but younger.
Jeremiah Taylor
Just keep drinking until you die. Fucking waste of a "man" go cry for attention else where
Julian Williams
And then everyone clapped
Jaxon Reyes
It's just kind of gross to drink that much mixer. I personally do vodka and sparkling water. Maybe with some lime or lemon juice. I'll have one or two drinks with mixer sometimes, but after that it's back to sparkling water or tap water if I'm out.
With the amount I and others will drink, we'd end up drinking a liter or two of mixer per night. It's way too much sugar and additional calories. We'd probably get diabetes before the alcohol causes problems.
Evan Torres
So did you become an alcohol?
Nathaniel Sanchez
Unsweet tea with lemon juice, apple cider vinegar, or tomato juice is what i usually use.
Justin Edwards
Those all sound pretty good but too much tomato juice seems unpleasant. I usually reserve tomato juice for my morning cocktail.
What kind of tea do you use?
Lincoln Anderson
Mfw when a whole convienient store labels you as the " the guy that could die any day now "
Anthony Bailey
you should go, user. rehab changed my life for the better, basically cured my depression. But it only works if you want it to. seems like you have some people who really care about you, do it for them but mostly do it for yourself
Samuel Moore
Black
Adam Morales
>convenient store >vodka >convenient
Aiden Sanders
Da comrade
Sebastian White
Yes why the hell wouldn't I. Infact I went and got 2.
Matthew Bell
nobody likes a quitter.
Matthew Turner
pickles are fucking awesome fuck you all
Ian Williams
leafbro wadup
Henry Rodriguez
be strong user, yo can turn shit around one step at the time
Chase Gonzalez
What a bunch of nosy arseholes.
You do you, OP. They're there to ring up your purchase--not lecture you about things that are absolutely none of their business.
They should consider themselves lucky you're too much of a broke alkie loser to sue them.
Jaxson Scott
what a fucking shame. next time carry a baseball bat with ya, if they try to invade your personal life and intrude their bullshit on you, fucking beat the shit out of them and show them whos the boss. youre doing great comrade fuck these normies and their lame pathetic life.
Noah Diaz
Don't worry OP. I'm pretty sure they're the only ones that care.
Carson Rivera
i totally expected it to end with something like, >they took me to the back room and raped me.