I don't have a tea spoon. What does Sup Forums not have?

I don't have a tea spoon. What does Sup Forums not have?

i don't have a TV

A father

A life

How do you measure tea?

I don't have a toaster - home-made rye or black bread is all that will touch my tongue.

A moral compass.

Nigger

a penis

>How do you measure tea?

By the bag.

That's a coffee spoon, not a tea spoon.

clearly that's a tablespoon

tits or gtfo

There is no spoon.

i do not have a gun.

>a life

Seconding this

A functioning cock. Consequently, a girlfriend

A better job that is relevant to what I went to school for.

as if a gf was just a fucktoy requiring a performance-enabled full-functional penis

Suck my peen

Money

wtf am i looking at ?

A clue

I don't have a wallet. I just carry around my money in my backpack or pockets.
I never felt like needing one.

second that

Health insurance.


This is a depressing thread

What ARE you looking at?

You don't have bank bank or credit cards? No id? These are normal things an adult, which you are supposed to be to come on this website, normally carry on them.

Aids

I don't have that either but I also don't live in the land of freedom where you need to spend half your salary just to get a checkup.

i mean is that some kind of museum ?

Dude if you are implying a woman will choose a man who can't give her a good dicking when there's plenty of men who are able and willing to do that, as well as provide financial and emotional support - you couldn't be more delusional.

Some one who gives a shit about me

>We care user :(

I think it was an aquarium actually; not sure.

Guess that's why I'm here

happiness.

The motivation to keep trying in this shitty world

what is asexuality
what is virginity for religious reasons

enough alcohol to make me forget

hope

money

The surplus value of my labor.

Will to live

Hell me too user, anything to help, it all does. Even the shitposters.

>We care, user.

We care, user.

There might not be enough to forget user, sometimes there is but not always,, but whats in the past is in the past, can't undo it

Hoping for it never works, working for it rarely works, just keep at it user.

If you find it let me know your secret user.

I'm this depressed fucker
>bannerlord
>will to live

A girlfriend

I do not have an M1 Abrams main battle tank

>asexuality
A meme/phase. Otherwise, an extremely rare disability, finding a girl like that is highly unlikely.
>virginity for religious reasons
Something you get rid of as soon as whoever made you keep that virginity stops caring.

I do not have penis-less user's titty pic

A 'family and friends' base that actually still cares about me. My family, who I wasted most of my adolescence having to deal with (because my mom thought it was absolutely necessary) has all-pretty much etched me out of their lives (no birthday wishes, checking if I'm still alive, etc), and I've lost over 90% of the friends I grew up with. Most of them are now married, have kids, work in their dream-jobs, and/or simply don't talk to me anymore.

But, I'm not completely 'alone.' Many of the friends I have now, I met online and have maintained for a while, despite never having actually met in-person.

1 is too many and 100 is not enough

I have them. I also put them into my backpack.

is your name bob?

Patience

do we know each other?

Who's Bob?

I dont have dubs

Love

i think we actually might, Bob

how have you been? besides depressed and all

why the fuck not

racism

I don't have a QT Kurd gf to train and cuddle with.

not sure if bait or pasta, but no, those are not your real friends and no substitute for a real social experience.

It's not pasta. But yes, those people are more 'friends and family' than the ones who abandoned me. *They* at least still check how I'm doing from time to time.

Mostly a will to live

Less depressing reasons (maybe) being more money, unsurprising.

I know that feel.