I don't have a tea spoon. What does Sup Forums not have?
I don't have a tea spoon. What does Sup Forums not have?
i don't have a TV
A father
A life
How do you measure tea?
I don't have a toaster - home-made rye or black bread is all that will touch my tongue.
A moral compass.
Nigger
a penis
>How do you measure tea?
By the bag.
That's a coffee spoon, not a tea spoon.
clearly that's a tablespoon
tits or gtfo
There is no spoon.
i do not have a gun.
>a life
Seconding this
A functioning cock. Consequently, a girlfriend
A better job that is relevant to what I went to school for.
as if a gf was just a fucktoy requiring a performance-enabled full-functional penis
Suck my peen
Money
wtf am i looking at ?
A clue
I don't have a wallet. I just carry around my money in my backpack or pockets.
I never felt like needing one.
second that
Health insurance.
This is a depressing thread
What ARE you looking at?
You don't have bank bank or credit cards? No id? These are normal things an adult, which you are supposed to be to come on this website, normally carry on them.
Aids
I don't have that either but I also don't live in the land of freedom where you need to spend half your salary just to get a checkup.
i mean is that some kind of museum ?
Dude if you are implying a woman will choose a man who can't give her a good dicking when there's plenty of men who are able and willing to do that, as well as provide financial and emotional support - you couldn't be more delusional.
Some one who gives a shit about me
>We care user :(
I think it was an aquarium actually; not sure.
Guess that's why I'm here
happiness.
The motivation to keep trying in this shitty world
what is asexuality
what is virginity for religious reasons
enough alcohol to make me forget
hope
money
The surplus value of my labor.
Will to live
Hell me too user, anything to help, it all does. Even the shitposters.
>We care, user.
We care, user.
There might not be enough to forget user, sometimes there is but not always,, but whats in the past is in the past, can't undo it
Hoping for it never works, working for it rarely works, just keep at it user.
If you find it let me know your secret user.
I'm this depressed fucker
>bannerlord
>will to live
A girlfriend
I do not have an M1 Abrams main battle tank
>asexuality
A meme/phase. Otherwise, an extremely rare disability, finding a girl like that is highly unlikely.
>virginity for religious reasons
Something you get rid of as soon as whoever made you keep that virginity stops caring.
I do not have penis-less user's titty pic
A 'family and friends' base that actually still cares about me. My family, who I wasted most of my adolescence having to deal with (because my mom thought it was absolutely necessary) has all-pretty much etched me out of their lives (no birthday wishes, checking if I'm still alive, etc), and I've lost over 90% of the friends I grew up with. Most of them are now married, have kids, work in their dream-jobs, and/or simply don't talk to me anymore.
But, I'm not completely 'alone.' Many of the friends I have now, I met online and have maintained for a while, despite never having actually met in-person.
1 is too many and 100 is not enough
I have them. I also put them into my backpack.
is your name bob?
Patience
do we know each other?
Who's Bob?
I dont have dubs
Love
i think we actually might, Bob
how have you been? besides depressed and all
why the fuck not
racism
I don't have a QT Kurd gf to train and cuddle with.
not sure if bait or pasta, but no, those are not your real friends and no substitute for a real social experience.
It's not pasta. But yes, those people are more 'friends and family' than the ones who abandoned me. *They* at least still check how I'm doing from time to time.
Mostly a will to live
Less depressing reasons (maybe) being more money, unsurprising.
I know that feel.