Sooo I matched with this cute asian midget on tinder yesterday... I stopped replying because she was fucking boring...

Sooo I matched with this cute asian midget on tinder yesterday... I stopped replying because she was fucking boring, and today she messaged me again, does that mean she wants my dick?
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This is her

>cute

you have to make this happen OP

she looks just the right size for your tiny pecker!

yes.
Redpill her about the negro race user.
Dubs confirm that this is now your mission.

I mean my dick nex to her would make it look HUGE that makes her beautiful I am like 5.5 inches so I think this would be wife material?

more pics!!!

where in the US are you OP?

rerolling. If digits then you must redpill her about the negro race.

Real talk here friendo. I've dated a little person before. She had major mental issues, as did all her little friends. More insecure than Sup Forums is Autistic. But for a one nighter go for it, she was a monster in bed.

Ask her if midgets have night vision pls

In california

ssssoooooooweeeeeeeeeee MAMA!!!!

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Makes sense, her replies did seem stupid and also I traced her fb with the tinder info and all her public posts were idiotic

Dude thats a fucking midget

what the fuck LOL

why'd you want to fuck the female version of Tyrion Lannister

Ask her if midget tits look like regular tits

Why would you not?

Penetrate, capture and post you humongous faggot

I envy you

is this for real?

op, how tall are you. i want to see this.
tell her you have a work out for her
work deez nuts outta my pants

think of the children

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she's like borderline down syndrome

I was banging a midget for a while and like that other fag was saying, she was real insecure. She was nice and actually really cool, but between the insecurity and the fact that she wasn't very attractive (aside from the novelty appeal of being a midget) I didn't try to get anything serious going with her. It was fun though.

>tfw you will never feel jemmas tiny hands caressing your cock and balls before sliding it into her tiny mouth

Feelsbadman.zip

So? I've always wanted to mash a potato.

Honestly for the culture i would fuck. Never fucked a midget before plus you get to literally throw her around

Good move on your part, going silent on her. Makes her want you more because she's worried about you rejecting her.

Keep playing it cool and use her as a human fleshlight.

Dude.. it's a cute asian midget and she's at the very least a little bit interested.

Just act like a chad, be nice but a little bit assholey.
Then take her out for some drinks in a place near your house. Get her tipsy and fuck her tight midget cunt for all of us user

Would smash

who is this sexy little retard

Rail that midget and never look back.

i'm fucking dying

>I am like 5.5 inches so i think this would be wife material

hahaha wtf

real

if she sneeze your dick is gone

just send her a dick pick and ask for nudes if she send its ok and get more and more fuck it if you want but post her when she send you nudes

cant send pictures through tinder, I will ask for her snapchat later

Best thread ever! Lol

Good thing I already snagged the original. Snapchat her asap with cock pick so we can see the midget snatch/tits. Or I message her and send screen shots of this thread

LATER?!? Why the fuck are you here if your going to make us wait, fag. Shes a cock hungry little gook. Get the fucking pics or kill yourself

Epic comment right there ^

It literally says who it is in the post.

if you dont i will create a tinder and find her myself
ill make her asshole look like the front end of a blowhorn

Lmfao I can't right now

midget summer glau looks bangable

oh so how about you say you wanna see her naked and then ask for snap if she regret just blok that bitch and move on
you have nothcing too lose

Yeah it adds up with the other two anons saying midgets are insecure... General tip for perma virgins trying tinder

If some bitch starts doing one line messages just wait a few mins after her reply and press the like button to her msg (heart icon)

makes her know you saw the msg and ignored her, if you matched she already thinks you are not disgusting so you are half way into her pus

i just searched her. I take back my comment. those tig o bitties cant make up for those stumpy legs

you can rest your dick on her shoulder like a parrot

yep. women are only interested in men they think are higher in sexual marketplace value (pun intended). and a typical sign of this is disinterest or at the very least a careless attitude towards a female from a male. because that only really occurs when a male knows he can do better than her.

she's a mashed potato already

literally dont care if you wanna run through all girls in california for 2 hours hoping to find her profile lol
because I was planning on ignoring her for a while longer but calm down I will msg her now fags

why are you complimenting her you faggot

good way to make her think you're thirsty. make the bitch want you by talking shit to her subtly. gotta make her think she's below you, but in a good way (can't stop with these short puns)

>lil hottie
kek

Yea wtf man don't send that shit

>Dude thats a fucking midget
>this

lil hottie? is this ur first time speaking to a girl?

you got rid of her name but it's in her bio also why remove it at all

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>BubbleButt
>Freaky
awww yeaaa, OP's gonna bang a midget, better film and post that shit bro

you basically switched out a compliment for subtly saying

"I want to see more of you and will likely ask you for nudes at some point"

new to this aren't you

Dude I thought you meant midget figuratively.

As her if she had to age the tightness of her vagina on a normalnperson scale what age would she give it

christ that is so beta it's going to scare away half of an asian

Catfish

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Dude you got to fuck a midget. Shits amazing!

I found her fb and it goes back to 2012 with 700+ friends so I highly doubt it's a catfish

Only if you are fat

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Wish I could fuck a midget!

Any reply yet? Or does this womanlet think she's hot shit?

Same here. Mine didn't really seem to know what she was doing but it was just fun anyway.
Do it! Live the dream, nigga!

Fucking half an asian

I'm not OP, it's on my bucket list. As close as I can get. Just need to save up for vacation

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No reply yet, by she messaged me like 3 hrs ago so no way to know if she is online right now

If I may attempt to translate.
>Ask her if she had to gauge the tightness of her vagina on a normal person scale, how tight would it be?
Because throwing an arbitrary number and saying, "I'm 16 years old tight" is fucking retarded if that 16 is cheer captain.

It's still a retarded question

I'd say follow up on Hailey, but you probably beta'd your way out of that one too.

>vaginas get wider the more they fuck
found the virgin

Oh I was never defending that.
user has reached autism factor 5 with that one.

She looks like Papa Frankus friend

Damn, I'd love to bang a midget some day. You found a pretty hot one, which is rare. Good luck brother.

Don't pick up sarcasm that much, do ya?

projecting much?

>I was just pretending to be retarded
good one

She looks just like that midget from Simpsons

Hey, I have my rotating roster. It might be a few girls short of a full team, but at least I'm not asking how a girl's day is going and trying to get her snapchat.

This is the thing with tinder/any dating sites/apps. Everyone you meet is going to ugly/mental/insecure/needy/midgets/all of the above, because otherwise they would just meet people the way humans have been doing it for thousands of years.

Bet op looks like moe

Bars, parks and book stores.
Call me a fag all you want, they all work.

still projecting retard, never have asked a girl how her day was
but ok

How the fuck do you chat up someone in the book store without looking like a creep going there only to do exactly that

I do have kind of a hump but thats it

You ask a girl how her day was after you've been dating for 3 months and actually give a shit. You don't try to get a phone number with, "So how was work?"

Ditto

At least you are going out and meeting people on a face to face basis. All this online dating shit doesn't work because both parties have all the time in the world to think about what to say. Literally anyone can be witty or funny online, whereas they would crumble in real life and stutter like a fag. The person you chat with on tinder is the ideal version of themselves and will never be as good as that person in real life.

I dont know I have gone out with plenty of girls from tinder and none of them was ugly, if anything more girls allow guys to talk to them... If not we wouldnt have ig whores, girls snapchatting their tits or girls making all their fb photos public... Girls want attention and social media gives that

If what you say was true tinder and all those dating apps wouldn't have a single non-retarded cute girl, granted they are not there to look for a quick fuck though