I am a starship captain, if you want to be on my crew you need to pass a certain tests.
if you run into an ayy lmao on a distant planet, what do you do?
I am a starship captain, if you want to be on my crew you need to pass a certain tests
Lucas Flores
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Noah Lopez
Unzip dick.
Carter Ward
Throat punch.
Owen Brooks
Hide the body.
Christian Myers
Open bobs
Charles Powell
almost
sorry sir you have been selected to remain on earth
so you would kill the ayy lmaos? wrong choice you would be an impetus and danger to our mission sir, you will also be left on earth, sorry sir
Connor King
pretty much, congratulation general, you are now my first in command, which planet do you want to go to first?
Aiden Bennett
check to see what holes it has and fuck any that it does have
Alexander Wilson
How advanced of a civilization are we talking?
What is the language? sound? visual? combination of both?
How intelligent are they and what do we think they're capable of?
Asher Powell
> (You)
>pretty much, congratulation general, you are now my first in command, which planet do you want to go to first?
Naturally, we've got to go eliminate the Klingons from Uranus.
Cameron Adams
Nicholas Morris
No man it was an accident I swear snd space jail sounds horrible in my active imagination. I'd ask Jesus to ne really cool to him if that's any consolation.
Nicholas Baker
I will wipe your butt general, but do you have any serious requests? I have on my agenda two planets...
operations kalamazoo
and
frankfurter
Lincoln Lee
...
Xavier Edwards
my name by the way is spaceship operator general nononsense
Kayden Morgan
"Fear The Alien. Hate The Alien. Kill The Alien."
Will you take me Captain?
Isaac Reed
no sorry sir, maybe another mission would be more apropriate for your style
Anthony Rogers
i see where were going with this one, fuck it. lemme put us out our misery. Red XIII reporting in.
Jaxson Hernandez
rub our tummys together
Hunter Russell
Red rooster reporting in.
Camden Baker
great! you sir can be in charge of our most important documents, and our secret communications with our home base- I hope you can handle this big responsibility
ehh close enough, welcome aboard
I don't understand, but you are welcome mr. wolf
Samuel Lee
The president has sponsored your voyage. First stop, the sun so he can get a closer look at it.
Jace Reed
sir my name is no-nonsense, I definitely won't tolerate that sort of nonsense. forgive me but you will not be allowed to come with us on our voyage.
btw crew which planet do we want to go to?
Caleb Carter
responsibility, what does that mean again
Jason Thomas
it means you have to make sure my mommy doesn't get worried and periodically blast off through a warp hole to send our warmest regards to our home planet
Levi Lee
PLANTETARY STARSHIP CREW WE HAVE ONE MISSION AND ONLY ONE MISSION
TO PROTECT DONALD J TRUMP FROM SPACE ALIENS
Carson Evans
how does one respond to a comment such as this? LOL. but yeah.. i kinda hear ya still
Kayden Jenkins
Fine we don't need this voyage. I've know plenty other voyages and they all loved the Donald. This voyage is a loser in life and we will win with ours. We will win so much that you will get tired of winning.
Joshua Rodriguez
Captain, I request we visit that planet that rains diamonds. We can harvest them and make bank and I'd like to have some since my penis can no longer be diamonds without seeing a feminine penis. I believe Sup Forums has wrecked me.
Wyatt Nelson
sir I like the way you talk in third person, it's confusing but commanding and impressive sir.
if you really want to travel to the sun to get a closer look at it i would advise you to wear these neat sunglasses so you won't hurt your eyes, and make arrangements to put donald jr. in charge so we can leave tomorrow afternoon, pack for a weeksstay
Jayden Green
the voyage will do you good then, dont take any trap porn and detox yourself on the alien possy
Benjamin Hughes
Ok but I have to look directly at it two times before I wear any safety equipment
Jace Kelly
safety equipment is for wimps.
Caleb Kelly
I believe if you put diamonds around your penis it would not be the same as a typical boner
but ok, we can go to a planet that rains diamonds, liutenant open bobs please check the galactic rader to make sure we aren't going to bump into any planets of nebulas
blast off to sergeybrimmingwithdiamonds.jpegplanet
Brayden Rivera
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Henry Morales
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Cameron Harris
>I believe if you put diamonds around your penis it would not be the same as a typical boner
>but ok, we can go to a planet that rains diamonds, liutenant open bobs please check the galactic rader to make sure we aren't going to bump into any planets of nebulas
Yes Captain, it is my intention to insert diamonds into my urethra to increase the rigidity. I have checked the radar and confirmed the path is clear. We are safe to engage warp speed... feelsgoodman.jpg.
Sebastian Jackson
UH OH GUYS LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ENCOUNTERED SOME ALIENS ON THIS PLANET, THERE ARE HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF THEM AND THEY ALL HAVE FEMININE PENIS'S WHAT DO WE DO GUYS HURRY
Evan Peterson
Stay behind me, Captain! I can sword fight them as seeing a planet full of aliens with feminine penises has once again made me diamonds.
Gabriel Wilson
lieutenant-general open bobs whatever you do don't go into here, this planet has boys dressed as girls wherver you look!
Chase Cooper
It's too late, Captain. One of the alien traps has stabbed me from behind with their feminine penis. I have no chance to survive, and will make my time.