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the cheeky lads edition

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Danz

need a bf

doing a poo

“The forces of imagination and of Apollonian dream are saved only by myth from indiscriminate rambling.”


remember that lads

morning

nth for lithuanians are slavic subhumans

Bacon double cheeseburgers from Burger King lads

Buy them ok?

>when NATO is the only reason your country still exists

this

I wholeheartedly agree with everything the Lithuanian said

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Ah yes, the Labour party

brexit is going to be a train wreck

we are FUCKED

ooga booga big bad englishman wont give me welfare

Fuck britshits.

Going to vote Green Party only party that stands for the common man

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what a load of bollocks

Reminder doctor who will be cancelled in 2019 and labour will get elected in 2027

it's ok mate
at least we aren't lithuania

Animal husbandry is beautiful, isn't it lads?

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FOM

yeah the EU is doing fantastically isn't it

have been to the baltic states and lithuania was the most depressing by far

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slav subhuman

She is right though?

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10pm too late for a double espresso do you think?

Good lad

fucking retarded
they should just remove all doping regulations and let people take what they want

is this a gay chatroom?

After repeated cycles of forced impregnations, painful births, relentless milkings, and crushing bereavements, their spirit gives, their bodies wither, their milk dries up. At the age when, in nature, a female cow would barely enter adulthood, the life of a dairy cow is over. When her milk ‘production’ declines, she and her other ‘spent’ herd mates are trucked off to slaughter. Some are pregnant. All are still lactating. As they are shoved towards death, they drip milk onto the killing floor… All dairy operations, including Organic, exist solely by doing to millions of defenseless females the worst thing anyone can do to a mother. Dairy consumers support this practice with their purchases

everyone has to pay their way in life one way or another

If I ruled the word (Imagine that)
I'd free all my souls (I love em love em baby)

imagine being such a pussy that you don't eat meat? Vegans are so lame

Got an utterly repulsive personality.

Face is shite too.

neoliberalism is the strongest growing political movement today

>British """"""achievements""""""
>we wuz emperors and shieet

stared at someone feet a bit too much at the weekend and worried they might have noticed

Lost two stone since I became a vegetarian just saying

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>let
you mean force?

I support all of this so I can drink milk

Fussy eaters make my blood boil

Fair enough?

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getting my daily dose of cytube

Reminder we are the only reason you still arent in a labour camp sucking russian cock for moldy bread

UKIP are a state of a party

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>we wuz polish

>Lithuanian achievements

ah yes

yeah but how am I gonna make lattes in the morning without milk?

i could fuck everyone in this thread

I will laugh when you guys come back crawling to us.

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it's already impossible to compete in an olympic final without being on drugs

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>the only country he can WE WUZ as is fucking POLAND
gooning

Ah yes, clean athletes

don't mind lithuania desu

>us.

>really high at a club
>girl is looking at me intensely
>am so high i can't talk good
>i try to think of question and ask "so what do you do"
>she suddenly looked pissed off and says "i don't want to talk about it"
>awkward silence
>i walk off
how to you small talk to druggies who hate their life i was trying to be nice

W-why? I literally heave if I try to force it down I just can't do it

I know it's utterly pathetic and runty and I blame my mum for not forcing me more when I was younger

lithuania? more like lithPOOGAYnia

really? i thought they mostly caught the people using banned substances

controversial opinion: bartending should be a male only profession

Fastest men ever over 100m

Usain Bolt - 9.58 (never failed a drug test)
Tyson Gay - 9.69 (1 year suspension for drug test failure)
Yohan Blake - 9.69 (3 month suspension for drug test failure)
Asafa Powell - 9.72 (18 month suspension for drug test failure)
Justin Gatlin - 9.74 (6 years suspension for 2 drug test failures)
Nesta Carter - 9.78 (Failed a re-tested sample from 2008, ban pending)
Tim Montgomery - 9.78 (2 year ban for failed test, went to prison for fraud and drug dealing)
Maurice Greene - 9.79 (never failed a drugs test)
Ben Johnson - 9.79 (failed a test at the 88 olympics, failed again in 93 and banned for life)
Steve Mullings - 9.80 (failed two tests and is banned for life)

hmm bolt really must be a freak of nature to beat everyone despite being 100% drug free

Sup Forums is broken lads

why would you even want to look like this

not even practical

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Has anyone ever told you guys how shit you country is?

bender

good lad

Fucking hell boys better sleep more

>Fattest men ever
>Usain Bolt
idk man i saw him on the telly and he looked in pretty good shape don't think this is up to date

ah, yes. don't read the direct translations, just implicitly trust us to tell you what we think they are supposed to mean, even though literally no Muslims can actually agree on what Islam means, and frequently kill each other for having opposing interpretations of the same cult. surely we wouldn't mislead you and tell you it means something entirely different to further our own agenda. it's the religion of peace after all!

we know

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How fucking cheeky is Tim? Plays piano and guitar TERRIBLY, constantly, all day every day and watches TV at full blast, probably makes all sorts of other noise that he doesn't record.

One TINY bit of banging from upstairs and he's offended.

Is the Koran a muslim source?
The Koran tells me it's okay to fuck 9 year olds.
The Koran also tells me it's okay to sin against people who aren't muslim.

Stop trying to connect with drunk slags at clubs

They're dead inside

>be absolutely cunted
>sitting in the smoking area with a ciggy and a red stripe
>two girls sit by me
>chat
>ask if I'm drinking or on mandy
>tell them to guess, they correctly (fuck knows how, the geniuses) say mandy
>then have the fucking gall to ask for some
Why ask a really fucked bloke for drugs? I don't exactly look like I have loads going spare do I?

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i drinking English breakfast tea now
without milk and sugar.

Humans are part of nature, nature is brutal in terms of survival at times, humans kill animals to survive (food and money)
Why do you care? cows and chickens wouldn't care or try to save you if something bad was going to happen to you.

ONE HUNDRED BILLION - NEW BREXIT BILL

yeah but how am i going to make lattes in the morning without milk?

anime

>really high at home with my mates
>just have a good night and don't have to deal with drunk bints

fuck going out desu leds

is anzu girl or a girl(male)

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neighbours are messing him about

He was a world class strongman
Beat Big Z in an incredibly gruelling competition close to Z's prime, which not many can say they've done. Career went to shit after about 2011 due to injuries though

had me breakfast now time to post on the chan for the next twelve hours

the separate door opening animation really annoyed me in the resident evil games. why did they do that

Fuckin right on mate, love a good cartoon wank

they will take it and then fuck off and get with somebody else, literally never give girls free drugs unless the have already gotten off with you

just liked the way she was looking at me, learned my lesson though fuck me

don't believe it's breakfast time. post pic of outside

Love stripping off my clothes after brekky and having a nude shit before my nude shower

a lot to be said for it tbqh
All my non-uni mates are much more into sniff than mandy as well, which I'm not really a big fan of
It's alright, but I feel like it turns me into an enormous cunt

If it's a divorce then surely we should take our fair share of EU assets that we helped build?