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Remember this shit?

BME Pain Olympics > 1 Fag 1 jar

I'm sure he did tho..

I hope he used protection

Was it intentional or did he fuck up?

Forgot how fucking gross his dick is

Does he just shit in a bag for the rest of his life now?

he probably went to the hospital after this?

really made me think

I bet that was an awkward bus ride

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>Forgot how fucking gross his dick is

>amerikikes

>literally pouring blood
I can't imagine that heals without stitches. How do you explain that to a hospital?

While emptying my refrigerator naked I slipped on the floor and a jar went up my ass

i didn't want to

I remember Encyclopedia Dramatica did an interview with this guy

hospitals have seen worse shit, just tell them the truth

What was his endgame?

Link?

I work in the ER. People lose shit in their asses all the time. Just today we had to fish a pill bottle out of a guys ass.

Pro tip: when putting things in your ass, make sure you don't go past the bend. All is lost and you'll have to pay us a visit if you go past the bend.

remember when newfaggots actually went to ED to supplement their lurking?
remember when ED was good?
remember when uncyclopedia was the reddit of that time?

How do they fix this shit? Like he HAS to shit ofcourse.? How do you fix a a torn intestine?

Jealous dickcheese mongoloid.
You aren't human, kill yourself.