Meme Magick

Several days ago I cast a curse on Bernie Sanders with the help of some boys from Sup Forums. You have seen the results. Today, we are going to try an experiment.

Some background first. I am a wizard. I mean that neither in the figurative sense nor the ironic sense. I practice magick. I have practiced magick since I was a young man. I've participated in Thelemic sex-magick rituals before, and I have a great deal of experience in matters of the occult. I am not a Wiccan. Wicca is not real magick, ignore that nonsense.

This may not interest some of you. I understand. It would be good if we lived in a rational universe without inexplicable forces, and if you strive to bring such a universe about, I support you entirely. This thread is not for you. Go to war in your own ways.

But for those of you who know or suspect that there is more to this world than you suspect, please hear me. Tonight we curse Hillary Clinton.

What I will ask you to do must be done in the next 3 days, before the full moon. It is not a complicated ritual, but it is powerful. I will explain every aspect of the ritual before you begin, so have no worries. Your energy will be directed towards a woman whom I believe with all of my heart to be the most evil human being alive today. Hillary Clinton. If you have even a spark of hatred for her in your heart, please participate. The Bilderberg group has more powerful sorcerers in their employ than I, and I am putting myself in danger by acting as a conduit for this assault.

Instructions are to follow. Please stand by.

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Is this some sort of copypasta

The instructions are simple.

1: Procure a bowl of water from a natural source. If you have a private well in your house, that will suffice. River, rain or pure bottled water will suffice otherwise.

2: Add an amount of salt to the water. The more polluted or populated your city is, the more salt you should add. The amount will not ever need to exceed one tablespoon.

3: With your left hand, you will make the Sign of the Serbs (pictured). For those who do not know, this is the thumb, forefinger and ring finger extended, and the rest contracted as in a fist. Be sure to curl them into your palm. This is a symbol of ancient magickal power. Try to maintain this hand-sign for the rest of the ritual.

4: On the back of your left hand, drawing a line from your thumb and forefinger down to near your wrist. You must draw a line with ash, charcoal or ink. This is the leyline of your spirit.

5: You must then edge (achieve sexual arousal, but do not orgasm) for 30 minutes to an hour. Try to keep your left hand in position for this full time.

6: With a knife or pin, draw blood from your hand on the mark you created, and drip it into the bowl of water.

7: Envision, to the best of your ability, a pale blue (the color of the sky) triangle, with the point facing downwards. With all of your heart, invoke a God of Justice. Jupiter, YHWH and Ba'al are all acceptable. Do not invoke a Norse god--the innocent spirits of the north cannot curse, as far as I know. We're playing for keeps here.

8: After allowing the blood to spread in the water for several minutes, dispose of it in the most ignoble way you can imagine. If it is at all possible, try to be angry as you dump the water out. Remember that you are striking not against a bowl of water, but against an evil woman who desires the extinction of your race.

I have prepared an alter to collect the energy of this ritual. I will focus it on the destruction of Hillary Clinton. The results should be visible quickly.

what do I have to do?

>european flag

Oh shit

Meme magic does not work without possessing the blood of ancient finnic shamans.

Fuck you fag more importantly can you take me to Ravnica? It's time I get myself a cute Selesnyan twink to protect my """tree""" if you know what I mean

>im wizard
I don't care if you were trained in shitflinging by Murmur himself
there is a board here for this type of shit and its
/x/ but enjoy playing ban evasion with the mods

>30 minute erection

How the fuck am i suppose to achieve that? Im not 16 anymore.

This thread is the gayest shit ive ever seen, kill yourself

In three days I will levy the power of your blood and masculine energy to craft a Binding Rune. This rune will weaken Hillary Clinton to condemnation.

I have thought long and hard about attacking her with weakness to masculine energy, but when dealing with women, there is always a chance that that energy will feed their power instead of staunching it. Thus, we will attack her instead with Salt and Scorn, backed by the power of the phallus.

Think about shorts and FALs. You'll manage.

I'm trying to use arcane energies to destroy an evil woman, not trade creepypasta with /tg/.

user im glad i found someone like you. Listen this is totally off topic but i think someone cursed me. If you spare your time could you tell me how to disspell curses or point me in the right direction?

Am i allowed to take viagra or will that weaken the power of the phallus?

>sign of the Serbs has ancient magickal power
Didn't help them in Jasenovac lel

That will work fine. I have difficulty believing you cannot maintain an erection for half an hour, though. You don't have to sit there chanting sutras, just watch something provocative.

If it was only one person, try whittling a dick out of a piece of wood, placing it in a box or rag filled with salt, and burying it under the full moon.
If it was multiple people, you will need help that I cannot give you. Try convincing several people to do the same, but spill your own blood on the carvings beforehand, and have then bury them as far away from you as possible.

If you were cursed by someone who was dying or terminally ill, there is nothing you can do, except perhaps to sacrifice an animal. Trap a cockroach or spider, invoke the name of a Mother Goddess, and then crush it.

It's pretty simple brah. Disbelieve in this evil voodoo bullshit and put your faith and love into God. You can feel His love if you try. No curse is stronger than God's love.

>I'm trying to use arcane energies to destroy an evil woman, not trade creepypasta with /tg/.
Nigga you know very well this will backfire on you
Just sayin
I don't care what you think of me
Shillary is there for a reason trust me don't get involved with her kind there are ways to trace people who try to pull registered crap like this and the punishment is severe
but do what you want to do its your life and your choice

Kek allows the faithful to pay for magic, but attempting to control it is frowned upon by Kek and his faithful.

Can you help me with a time travel spell? I'd like to save my wife before she dies in 2012

If I have done wrong, or if I make a mistake, I will be punished. That is true. I am willing to take that chance.

If your soul belongs to God, then you can escape any curse. But how many can boast of that these days?

Yes. You must first hop to the left.

This has the potential to be very tasty copypasta

>I am a wizard.

Ah. At last. The true response to the famous image macro.
The prophecy has been fulfilled.

That's some weak magic bro.
If you could cast any meaningful spells this way, then we'd be living in a world ruled by Goths and Emoes.

Memetic spells are fueled by the creativity that accumulates in strenght like a snowball rolling down a mountain as it passes from mouth to mouth.

Time travel is impossible because every thing has happened as they were supposed to, according to God's plan.

Your wife is with God now. Life is temporary, you will see her again. Have faith. Do not despair.

How much water does it have to be? Some rain water collected on top of my trash can's lid; Can I use that since tapwater is not allowed? I live by a big river and all of our tapwater comes from there anyways, I believe

by "from your thumb and forefinger" do you mean right from the top of both of them and all the way down?

By "On the mark" do you just mean anywhere on the lines? Like a small cut along the lines?

Can the God be kek? Can It be Zeus?

I am Portuguese; Will my blood work?

Thank you noble wizard

You are describing Chaos Magick, and it is powerful indeed. Far more powerful than what I am attempting. The human whim holds more power than a thousand gods. We are witnessing the power of that hurricane right now, everywhere.

But, is it wrong for this humble sorcerer to try to add fuel to the fire? You were going to spend the next hour jacking off anyway, why not jack off in Hillary Clinton's face while you're at it?

Thanks user. Any books you could recommend to me?

Can I jack off after the ritual is done?

Websites or other sources would help too.

I got you covered.

>Several days ago I cast a curse on [meme figure] with the help of some boys from [/board/]. You have seen the results. Today, we are going to try an experiment.

Some background first. I am a wizard. I mean that neither in the figurative sense nor the ironic sense. I practice [X]. I have practiced [X] since I was a young man. I've participated in [adjective X noun] before, and I have a great deal of experience in matters of the occult. I am not a [Y]. [Y] is not real [X], ignore that nonsense.

This may not interest some of you. I understand. It would be good if we lived in a rational universe without inexplicable forces, and if you strive to bring such a universe about, I support you entirely. This thread is not for you. Go to war in your own ways.

But for those of you who know or suspect that there is more to this world than you suspect, please hear me. Tonight we curse [another meme figure]

What I will ask you to do must be done in the next 3 days, before the full moon. It is not a complicated ritual, but it is powerful. I will explain every aspect of the ritual before you begin, so have no worries. Your energy will be directed towards a [man/woman/thing/meme etc] whom I believe with all of my heart to be the most evil [man/woman/thing/meme] alive today. [Z]. If you have even a spark of hatred for [him/her/it] in your heart, please participate. The [hostile meme group] has more powerful sorcerers in their employ than I, and I am putting myself in danger by acting as a conduit for this assault.

Instructions are to follow. Please stand by.

Op is a bona-fide faggot.

You faggots dont know shit about magick. You must hold erection for atleast a day otherwise effect wont be strong enough. Fucking amatures.

>cast curse on Bernie Sanders
>Bernie Sanders winning big now
Good god please don't try this on Hillary

you cringeworthy fucking retarded need to get a job.

srsly user... a curse?

It goes without saying that OP is a tremendous faggot, but for posterity's sake, I'll remind you all of it.

Ironically the Christian gives better advice than I can. All of what he says is true.

Enough that the blood will be able to visibly spread through the water. A centimeter would be sufficient.

By the mark, I basically just mean the meat of the hand between thumb and forefinger. Anywhere (pic related) is fine.

By the line I mean anywhere in that area. This is magic, not rocket science.

Yes, Zeus is fine, but Kek is not. Kek is a God of Darkness and Chaos, he doesn't listen to prayers. He doesn't have to. Kek has no need of sacrifices.

Yes, Mediterranean blood will work. I'm Basque myself. I assure you, it works.

I strongly encourage you to read Crowley. He was a douchebag, but he performed a seeing ritual in the great pyramid. Like, literally IN the great pyramid. This was back when being rich and English meant you could do whatever you wanted.

If you fucking faggot steppecoons ever codified your magic you would rule the world. There is nothing in the world more frustrating than trying to interpret Slavic magic.

It's really dangerous, even though it is easy, to link your magic to sexual energy.

Don't be surprised if you become impotent, your vitality has been transferred to OP.

I actually work full time. I have since I was 16. I do this as a hobby. All people should work, people who do not work waste their energy.

I understand your skepticism, but why not give it a try? What does it cost you, were you going to tab over to Sup Forums to talk about how much Uncharted sucks? Curse Hillary Clinton instead. Better use of your time.

The gods that require sacrifices in exchange for miracles are nothing more than ethreal jews.

>He still goes to Sup Forums
That board's only purpose is containment.

Have you been asleep the last 3000 years? The Jews have power because they manipulate qlippothic energies through their heathen Kabbalah. They are powerful. You had better pray that we are half as strong as them.

>The gods that require sacrifices in exchange for miracles are nothing more than ethreal jews.
True... why do you think "modern" jews run the world or get called the synegogue of satan by nutjobs?
more goyim to slaughter and suffer in conflicts and rituals!
but leave OP do his shit it its not everyday you see people willingly walk into beartrap
dis gon b gud

>believing in meme magic ironically or otherwise

I don't truly believe in any of these Gods, that's the problem. Maybe I'll pray to Lugh, since he's a Celtic God from our Peninsula.

>shorts and FALs
god damnit you fucker );

The water outside had impurities, so I threw it out. You sure tap water won't work? The city of Hull gets water from the local river, I believe. And will a pen work?

Don't think of it as believing in gods literally. Gods are vectors of energy that we have anthromorphized for simplicity. Think of God less as an old man as a beard, and more like a train that leads you to a destination. Every god has a flight plan, and they never deviate from that course. You choose the ones that get you to where you ant to be.

Tap water is fine as long as it doesn't go through some purification facility where they add a bunch of chemicals to it. If you don't live in a big city, you're fine. If it's only purified with sodium chlorite you're actually better off.

Thanks i will hijack the power harvested.
And for you, the rain.

>Shorts and FALs
fucking hell, /x/
you're a heretic, but i like you.

Just wanted to say that I know you're serious and thank you for the thread.

>also an occultfag

So can it be an entirely fictional God, like from some sort of literature or movie or something, as long as it is a god of justice and not a pacifist?

Could I think of Okami Amaterasu from the video game/real life?

is this magick?

At your own risk, Gaul. If your inferior race were capable of magick you wouldn't be where you are today.

All gods are fictional. They are simplifications in the human mind that represent axiomatic concepts, it is the concept that matters. Pray to Nero Wolfe if you want, it's the same thing.

any recommended music for the ritual?

Rare pepe must have

Shouldn't we be doing this during a waning moon or new moon, with Saturn or Mars in proper signs?

What kind of a wizard are you?

youtube.com/watch?v=kuNixp-wvWM

Oh please, let me.

This seems useful to see if the water can be used in the ritual or not for anyone in Yorkshire:yorkshirewater.com/extra-services/in-your-area.aspx

Hull seems fine.

Also thanks for the magick OP. I am glad to be able to contribute to this.

The moon doesn't actually matter, I just want it done in three days because I have to have a fucking giant blood alter in my flat for the whole time. I have guests sometimes you know.

>Oh hey user, nice cyclopean death sculpture you have there
Yeah no. By the 21st if you would.

Can you tell us whether you've actually achieved anything tangible with your magic so we know you're not full of shit?

I hate people who practice the occult but I can't say I don't approve of cursing cancer.

YHWH was a war god, not a god of justice.

In a battle, can you tell whose bullets hit who? Last time we had a very dramatic effect. Within an hour of the ritual Bernie Sanders got cucked hard. Riots happened. The exact results I expected--further weakening of the Democratic Party. I hope for a similar effect this time. Look for a severe Hillary BTFO in the next few days after the ritual.

I'm actually going on a camping trip on the 20th-21st. Might be prime time, but I'll have to get around the difficulty of edging for half an hour in a tent with three other people.

>not using a megalithic structure to harvest power

Wow stay weak

>Several days ago I cast a curse
Doesn't this have a negative outcome on the participants? You can't just direct negative energy at people without recompense, can you?

In my hometown many jews were killed during WW2, does that (and cemeteries in general) affect magic in any way?

No, it does matter in magic. Next time have a well thought out date; it'd make more sense to do this after she has the nom, and jinx in her mercurial and venerable attributes, now that I think about it.

pic related is about 2 km from my house

How about you repent and find Christ. If you want to talk about 'thelemic sex-magick' you can go to /x/

Oh, I'm sorry Jean-Paul, let me just got build a ziggurat in my back yard, I'll import the basalt from Egypt. Do you know how hard it is to get a permit for that kind of shit in California? Who do you think I am, Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Cursing innocent people is hard because they have no spiritual deficit. Cursing a literal murdering criminal is easy. They're like magnets for curses.

I wouldn't worry about it. We're not cursing a Jew, and generally they don't leave behind residue because they have a holy city. If you're in Jerusalem, I'd advise you not to participate.

Nothing about this involves the moon except the water and Hillary being a woman--and she's past menopause, so not even then really. We'll be fine. This is the first step in a gradual campaign anyway.

It effects the land. Graveyards and places of mass slaughter bring in those energies, and the spirits who resonate with them. As such, you can take soil from a place like that and use it for magic. Graveyard work can be a little different, considering you can use the grave dirt of a successful business man for wealth magic.

But, you can also do a death or wasting spell on someone, too. Really helps if you have a personal link, like hair or their clothing to act as a link to them.

I remember OP from the thread a few days back. Truth is stranger than fiction. I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss this as pasta.

Fuck, i don't have a natural water source. And you can elaborate about Bernie's curse?

So, in other words, you're full of shit.

What thread, is it on the archive, i'm still a apprentice to Meme Magic.

>sign of serb
>Serbs
Stopped reading there

Oh fuck me Dusan, what do you want, a fireball to hit the bitch in the middle of a speech? This is magick, not Dungeons and Dragons, if you want DBZ go talk to some Tibetan mystics, that's their deal.

>I strongly encourage you to read Crowley. He was a douchebag, but he performed a seeing ritual in the great pyramid. Like, literally IN the great pyramid. This was back when being rich and English meant you could do whatever you wanted.
He fucked that ritual up and stopped halfway through.

Crowley was a pleb, avoid.

>magick

Sounds like some /x/ tier crap but if it's not asking too much then why not. I fucking hate Hillary with a passion.

>Cursing innocent people is hard because they have no spiritual deficit.
I would argue that Bernie Sanders falls under the category of "innocent". I mean you might not like his policies, but he hasn't done anything morally wrong to "deserve" being cursed.

>Cursing a literal murdering criminal is easy.
I still don't believe in cursing even "guilty" people. a) I'm not an arbiter for virtue in the universe b) shitty people tend to get theirs in their own time.

It would make more sense to try to bring a positive outcome for the people/things you care about than to try to hurt an opposing entity.

>how to give yourself psychosis
Nigger, don't teach kids blood magic who don't understand what they are doing

OP how do I use magic to get my ex back

>how to give yourself psychosis
Nigger, don't teach blood magic to kids who don't understand what they are doing

I don't remember, it was just a thread about some group of liberals who performed a ritual to strengthen Bernie and the progressive movement. He posted a similar walk through in thag thread.

I can think of 500,000 starved Iraqi children who might disagree with your theory. Sanders is guilty of being a willing participant in a murder-machine. His political angle of pacifism is a fraud. He isn't innocent.

As for the rest, you may be right, but I don't know how to help people with magic. That shit is hard. Hurting people is easy. I stick to what I know.

Uncharted is pretty awesome I think. But whatever, let's curse the evil bitch.

What I mean was, have you achieved anything for yourself personally? Something unrelated to these elections.

youtube.com/watch?v=smf_iBBMLN4
curse the field hag

>muslim
Go home.

>Oh, I'm sorry Jean-Paul, let me just got build a ziggurat in my back yard, I'll import the basalt from Egypt. Do you know how hard it is to get a permit for that kind of shit in California? Who do you think I am, Arnold Schwarzenegger

Top kek. This threads pure gold. Good luck Op and all your wee apprentices

kek
I wish I knew enough to be able to change that event without invalidating achievements

Can we see your death altar please? That sounds pretty fuckin metal yo.

No, he's not. The point of his ritual was to weaken and emasculate Bernie.

>not just doing it anyways and then SAM'ing the achievements
Step it up senpai.

>Think about shorts and FALs. You'll manage.

You all must be aware that this ritual is not meant to harm Hillary but to help her.
This is not the first time it happens here.

Magic's an overlooked avenue, a small but not insignificant number of political and financial leaders appear to have at least dabbled, if not actively made pacts with entities and such to obtain their current positions.

I'd watch yourself OP, this will work, but as i'm sure you're aware, it's impossible to predict what kind of consequences you might unleash on yourself from this.

Far as i'm concerned, you might as well be doing gods work - Hillary is slime. Just be careful from here on. I'm 99% sure she has some level of magical support on her side.

It's complicated, generally some sort of 'payment' must be had karmically, however. Whether that happens immediately, sometime later on, lifetimes down the road, or "?" is greatly unknown.