I sorta stole this girl's rocks (she has a collection of cool shit like quartz and geodes). My plan was to make her think somebody stole them, then return them to her so she would want to go on a date with me. It wasn't the best plan but I thought it could work.
Anyway, she ended up walking in on me stealing them so I ran away. She got really mad and started texting me nonstop about how I need to give her the rocks back, and I started to feel guilty for stealing them. I gave her back the rocks, I just left them outside the front office of her work. But she is still mad at me for stealing them in the first place. Please you guys gotta help me fix this, she is the love of my life.
Realistically you're going to have to never speak to her again but I recommend texting her non stop asking if you can have the rocks. Go for the burn.
Isaiah Wright
2good2btru
John Edwards
Or at least frame this like a script idea or some shit. Constant threads like this are one of the reasons I stopped checking /fit/ on occasion.
Aaron Reyes
Just tell her the truth. Maybe she'll find it oddly charming.
Jacob Wright
Text her admitting that you are a coward but then explain you were only stealing them because rocks are for racists and say these exact words at the end "you're not a racist, are you?"
Christopher Price
I thought it would be romantic, c'mon you have to admit if she didn't catch me it could have worked. I gave her back the rocks though.. Should I try talking to her in person and apologize?
Juan Kelly
What are some rock related movies? The only ones I can think of are The Rock wnd Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone.
Lucas James
>can't use the proper you're
2/10 she wasn't worth it anyways bro.
Josiah Powell
>Should I try talking to her in person and apologize? Yeah, probably. Or you can make yourself seem like you are fixated on the crystals because they have healing properties and a relative is really sick and you wanted to try anything.
Elijah Young
Please post more texts.
Hunter Garcia
Romancing the stone Those asteroid/meteor movies
Lincoln Barnes
>your fucked Grammar aside, what exactly could she even do to you?
Mason Robinson
This is now a rock and "The Rock" related movies thread.
William Bell
I just figured she cared about the rocks, so if they went missing she would be sad. And then when I returned them to her she would be happy and go on a date with me. What I did was stupid but I just wanted things to work out between us.
Thomas Thompson
Tell her that now it's her turn to get your rocks off
Jason Clark
Or you could've asked if she wanted coffee
Also 2 key bits of advice Don't try to do weird movie plot bullshit in real life. It never works.
Also don't ever shit where you eat. Don't ask coworkers out or get involved. It always ends messy
and a 3rd for free: ur fired. Find a new job
Jaxson Young
came here to post this you have nothing to lose at this point anyway
Tyler Phillips
>I gave her back the rocks though.. Should I try talking to her in person and apologize? >Seriously asking if you should apologize for being a dick?
Yes, user you should generally try to make amends when you steal shit. Just expect her to never like you even as a friend. You deserve it by the way.
Ryan Nguyen
This is straight up one of the stupidest things I've read on here.
Justin Powell
good job OP she knows you exist now
>however have extreme fear/anxiety for first dates/hanging out with women for the first time, esp if ive never met them before i.e from tinder >have been talking to a mega QT for weeks, keep coming up with ways to avoid hanging out with her >doesn't help that shes super sexually forward, clearly expects me to rail her, and I've had ED from anxiety before >finally suck it up and make plans to meet her after class today at 330, which is about 45 mins/an hour from me >wake up at 315, likely because my subconscious sleep brain didnt want to see her >tell her im gonna be late >shes annoyed but says she will wait >driving on the highway, sweating, heart racing, my dick is a tater tot >text her she should call for a ride home, as something came up and i cant make it >immediately block her number to avoid the fallout
whats wrong with me
Bentley Anderson
wtf
Kevin Ortiz
fuck yourself
Landon Harris
She sounds pretty turned on to be honest. You should probably steal more of her shit.
Charles Allen
This can't be true, but on the off chance someone is actually this retarded, here's what you do.
Make jokes about how you kidnapped her rocks and want a ransom. The only way you can make yourself not seem like a spazz is to make it look like a bad practical joke. Apologizing is the worst fucking thing in the world you can do if you actually like her.
Brody Gomez
it was at college. I went to her room saying I had to talk to her dorm mate, and after she invited me in she said she had to go. I ended up just in her room by myself so it was a spur of the moment thing. She walked back in on me holding all of her rocks so I just pushed past her and ran out of her room. I kept them for a day before returning them.
Angel Ward
He didn't even change the filename. Everybody in this thread deserves to die
I thought it would be like when somebody loses a dog. If you find a lost dog and return it, people don't question where you found the dog, they are just happy and grateful that you brought it back.
Aaron Anderson
Considering OP is a little numale fuckboy, I'd say a lot.
James Miller
School of Rock Rock of Ages The Rock
Mason Wood
>I just pushed past her and ran out of her room.
Nice one man
Elijah Hernandez
what's her name? I had a crazy gf that was into that shit and I want to see if there's a 1 in a million chance it's the same person
Eli Hill
This advice is the reason why you're still a virgin.
Anthony Sanders
>so I just pushed past her and ran out of her room >shouldered her into the wall leaving her crumpled in a heap >punched her in the jaw and stomped on her knee >hip checked her out a 5 story window why dat bitch so salty bout some rocks?
Gavin Jones
Do you realize you were being very dishonest and even if it worked your relationship with her would be based on a lie?
Ayden Jones
Rachel
Robert James
BECAUSE A DOG RUNS OFF ON ITS OWN
ROCKS CAN'T RUN YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Jaxon Cook
This is shit that women say which is just total nonsense. You fucked up OP because you're an idiot, but don't take this "based on a lie" shit, because it's bullshit
Parker Gutierrez
>so I just pushed past her and ran out of her room WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Thomas Williams
Okay fine. I get it now. Don't focus so much on the dog part, what I meant was that she would be so happy that her collection was returned that she wouldn't care where I found them. Not like it matters though, since the plan blew up in my face as soon as she caught me stealing them.
Benjamin Thomas
>collect minerals >call them rocks why woman can't into hobbies?
Justin Sullivan
Can't you not read between the lines, OP, you faggot?
What is that you wanna do to her?
> fuck her
Yes!
What did she said?
> if they aren't in the front office tomorrow you're fucked
There you go! You shouldn't have returned them, so she can go to you and fuck you herself
Juan White
>she would be so happy that her collection was returned that she wouldn't care where I found them In what reality? In what reality would she NOT question the fact you have her rocks that were stolen?
Carter Baker
buy her a really rare expensive rock along with the ones you stole you fucking faggot
Joseph Torres
Honestly, if you steal her rocks again she'll never figure you'd be dumb enough to do it twice. Then you could pretend to get into the mind of the "thief" (since you know what it's like to steal rocks). Go on a weekly hunt to track them down and when you finally return them to you, I'm sure she'll at least forgive you for the first incident, or maybe even be into you.
Austin Evans
Accuse him of rape.
Jace Reed
Tell her you really like her and you wanted the rocks to remember her. Tell her you're a retarded autist who doesn't know how to deal with people
Jaxson Edwards
That only happens in movies, son. Unless you're ridiculously attractive or rich.
