fortune time with osaka sick edition
The rules
>fortunes might take some time to make
>reminder that this is a fortune thread not a wafiu thread
>i have the right to refuse service to anyone
>one fortune per user
>fortunes may range from decent to absolute shit
>discussion is accepted
>any bad fortunes that you get will happen to you
>last but not least remember that my fortunes come with risks that include, thoughts of suicide, limb loss, rape, retardation, death, and becoming a huge faggot
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is my uni going to read my appeal letter and resume my financial aid or should I kill myself because I flunked out of school and suck ass
Osaka a cute
Have a little bit of hope in your life and it will go well
>your fortune says go all out if you know something will happen
Thank user
>your fortune says become the cutie yourself
Hey little nigger how are ya
Hi do I know you?
>your fortune says time is something you need to watch out for
Will you be my gf Osaka?
Sorry user but no
>your fortune says you will try to commit suicide until realising that it was fucking stupid
What's that mean? I'm wasting my time? Or my time is over?
Your wasting your time
Indeed :(
Why the sad face
Now, wanna suck some dick?
...
Nope, anyway I have a sinus infection right now so I probably be doing more sneezing than sucking
Rally? Ewwww
Are you one of those little nerds that are always sicks and sneezing?
No it just some random sickness
Prove it
Im more of a slacker than a nerd anyways
I'll take one
Ok, ok, sure, how old are you?
>I'm more of a cute than a nerd
fify
Sure thing
>your fortune says your voices are telling you to feed the stray cats pills
22, now reccomend me something to watch
R8 it pls
What species of dinosaur was that?
A niggarousaurus
6/10
Scary, do you think I should rest for a little while?
Sure if you want to
will my friend finally lemme smash soon?
You sure because I don't feel like sleeping still but I am tired.
No
>your fortune says masturbate instead
You gonna work tomorrow?
Yeah I have to still anyway good night user and sorry for not feeling good enough to handle a damn thread
Anyone seen Tomoko?
Don't go :(
Why? *coughs* *coughs*
I want to talk with you
About what, if you want I can give you my discord
Sure
Its easier to talk to one person than a bunch of others at the same time
Osaka of fortunes#0441
Ok you are free to go
I'll add you later
Bye nig
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