I hate you

>bruh
>we're old now
I wanted this to be a fun lighthearted thread but you done fucked it up

>do your balls hang low?
>do they wobble to and fro?
>do they slap against your gooch, when you try to bang a ho?
>do they shrink when they get colder?
>do they sag when you get older?
>do your balls hang low?

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
ON A PAIR OF BROKEN SKIS
OVER THE HILL WE GO
BREAKING ALL OUR KNEES
*OW OW OW*
THE SNOW IS TURNING RED
I THINK I'M ALMOST DEAD
NOW IM IN THE HOSPITAL WITH STITCHES IN MY HEAD

I AM ICE CREAM MAN
RUNNING OVER FAT KIDS WITH MY VAN

This is the most common one.

IF I DON'T HIT THEM FIRST
THEN I'LL CATCH THEM IN REVERSE

oh the nostalgia

Not a meme. This is what kids would sing in school as little kids to be edgy.

>Jingle bells
>Batman smells
>Robin layed an egg
>The batmobile lost a wheel
>and the Joker got away

Fuck dont remind me

real MF shit.