Nice guys and gentlemen cringe thread

Nice guys and gentlemen cringe thread

my favorite

She shut that dude down so fucking hard

kek love it

Bump

Savage.
She can drunkenly sleep on my couch and wake up to eggs anytime (as long as she eats them all).

FUCKING KEK

>effort
She's trying way too hard tbh fam

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These are the dipshits that swarm Sup Forums

classic

Damn she sent 3 words and he went fucking off on her

Don't let this thread die boys

I smell a fake. Too many cliches deployed and boxes ticked.

>they share different zip codes
Logic fail. Cringelord wins.

Lul

kek

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Damn

This fucking dude

You Sup Forumstards need to bring some oc to this, all of the posts so far have been directly lifted from r/niceguys

Hard to find man, I've been looking

Just trying to keep the thread alive

>share different zip codes
>share
>different
This girl is black

>"fair enought, i tried"

This nigga

> Nice guy machine broke

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M O A R
O
A
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>staring confused to the wall
>staring confused to the wall intensifies

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>*excessively starting to sweat*

Fuck me, people like this exist... I hope this isn't real

what a fucking loser

morty :/

probably had a rapekit hidden by the flowers

Bumperino

God damn
Maybe there is hope for me

To be fair, if chad tried to give her flowers she would have gushed and all laughed at how cute it was that he set off the alarm and got all embarrassed. It is only creepy when someone they dont want to fuck wolf whistles, makes romantic gestures or asks for a number. Yours sincerely - chad

not even close. don't confuse chad with betafag

Found the nice guy

Holy fucking shit

*staring confused to the wall intensifies*

no, chad would sleep over at her and fuck her brains out

fuck off, I have shagged approx 140 women over the last 2 decades and I see this shit all the time. It used to be harder before I smashed the gym and became a firefighter. Now I do the same shit they all complain is creepy and they love it. I even call them out on it, "but you are different". I have finally found a decent girl though, I slap her ass and tell her its almost as good as her sisters and she wrecks my shit up! life is good.

>"but you are different"
see this little tid bit?
i highly doubt you're some rejected sperglord attempting to romance some cutie with rampant beta faggotry, even if you do dip into cheesy shit every once and a while.

try it on a girl who's rejected you already, see how fast you end up ITT as a whiney betabitch for all of us to laugh at

found the virgin

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I would timestamp and then upload a video of me fucking 2 girls like a pornstar if I wasnt so afraid of being swept away in a hurricane of weaponised autism and internet sorcery I dont understand.

"Surprise her with flowers"

t. virgin

I aint even mad, later I got bicep curls to do fgts

This has to be bait.

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Excuses excuses.

What's next? "I'd timestamp with a picture of my magnum dong to show you how much girls love me but it's TOO BIG to fit on camera!"

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fuck off juan

Lol ok I admit that was bait. I stopped trying, my LoL game started. bicep curls are muscle isolation exercises for actual metro faggots. The rest is true story though. This woman I am seeing at the moment like the other shit so much she is willing to afford me gay ass hobbies like league and even buys me alien and predator figures which is kinda odd.

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walled

It's clearly Italian

Isn't that italian?

Haha gotcha

Sometimes its hard to believe people can
be that autistic.
>pic related

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What pic homie?

It's italian, retard

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>When an autist takes the chad meme seriously
He's gotta be from /fit/

It hurts. Fuckin Jesus Christ warn people before ya post something on this level.

kek

She "Kowtows" --- topkekowtows

fucking kek'd so hard holy shit.
tits in return. thanks bud.

I'm so sorry

You could probably get away with this if you were hot, and the girl you sent this to was in a poetry class with you. But outside of these already very wobbly circumstances this is the most fedora thing in the world

I might have some more, do you guys want?

what the fuck

>Nice guys and gentlemen cringe thread

im not sure

Pretty much this. If you're attractive, doing that stuff is romantic. If you're ugly, it's creepy.

me no speako pepperoni

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fucking manspreader

lolwut

oh my god shut the fuck up

whenever i see gifs like this i always immediately expect it to cut off and say THE GAME

user i was not disappointed

all latin languages are the fooken same

Italian here.

It's a dude friendzoning a girl willing to have sex - basically a reverse cringe.

Anime girl doesn't even mind

E perchè dovrebbe essere divertente?

the problem isn't the flowers, it's the fact HE BROKE INTO HER HOUSE. regardless of your intentions that shit is creepy and a fucking crime.

i can hear the screeching in the distance

O

I have a handful

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I lost the game.

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>buckaroo

ending with classic everyone has seen already